AshMorg
@ashmorg.bsky.social
Female seeking Tex-Mex. (She/her)
Someone tell me when #Survivor49 is back. I’d rather drink Sage’s jar of blackheads than listen to this speech.
December 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Someone tell me when #Survivor49 is back. I’d rather drink Sage’s jar of blackheads than listen to this speech.
I don’t know what E. Jean Carroll wants more: a conviction or for me to look at the PDF accompanying her audiobook.
September 22, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I don’t know what E. Jean Carroll wants more: a conviction or for me to look at the PDF accompanying her audiobook.
They really made the Islanders stay half naked with their parents #LoveIslandUSA
July 12, 2025 at 1:11 AM
They really made the Islanders stay half naked with their parents #LoveIslandUSA
These nonsense challenges are definitely just enrichment for the Islanders like we do for pets and zoo animals #LoveIslandUSA
July 5, 2025 at 1:55 AM
These nonsense challenges are definitely just enrichment for the Islanders like we do for pets and zoo animals #LoveIslandUSA
Love to see women excelling in traditional men’s work (disappointing us) #LoveIslandUSA
July 4, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Love to see women excelling in traditional men’s work (disappointing us) #LoveIslandUSA
Amaya Papaya is perfect and I love her. Hurricane Huda is imperfect and I love her. #LoveIslandUSA
July 2, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Amaya Papaya is perfect and I love her. Hurricane Huda is imperfect and I love her. #LoveIslandUSA
Cierra: “I want to watch a movie on the couch together, go to coffee shops, go thrifting…”
Nic: “…go skydiving.”
He really yes and-ed too close to the sun #LoveIslandUSA
Nic: “…go skydiving.”
He really yes and-ed too close to the sun #LoveIslandUSA
June 30, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Cierra: “I want to watch a movie on the couch together, go to coffee shops, go thrifting…”
Nic: “…go skydiving.”
He really yes and-ed too close to the sun #LoveIslandUSA
Nic: “…go skydiving.”
He really yes and-ed too close to the sun #LoveIslandUSA
Watching #RHOA Season 7, and I think if I took a drink every time someone said Roger Bobb, I could just about forget the state of the world.
June 29, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Watching #RHOA Season 7, and I think if I took a drink every time someone said Roger Bobb, I could just about forget the state of the world.
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"GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE"
June 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
"GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE"
June 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
The votes are in and…
Chelley America wants you to fuck that man, let us live vicariously through you #loveislandusa
June 24, 2025 at 2:53 AM
The votes are in and…
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Love Island is an insane show. Imagine walking into a backyard and someone is like, “Wanna play a game? Kiss seven strangers now.” It’s like if Jigsaw were horny. #loveislandusa
June 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Love Island is an insane show. Imagine walking into a backyard and someone is like, “Wanna play a game? Kiss seven strangers now.” It’s like if Jigsaw were horny. #loveislandusa
I have so much graditually for Amaya Papaya. Her soul is too pure for this world #LoveIslandUSA
June 24, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I have so much graditually for Amaya Papaya. Her soul is too pure for this world #LoveIslandUSA
Sorry but the correct response to “She has a kid?” is “No, she’s a mommy” #LoveIslandUSA
June 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Sorry but the correct response to “She has a kid?” is “No, she’s a mommy” #LoveIslandUSA
Does a spray tan artist go to the same art school as a Subway sandwich artist? #LoveIslandUSA
June 14, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Does a spray tan artist go to the same art school as a Subway sandwich artist? #LoveIslandUSA
My favorite hobby is fast-forwarding through the Brit and the blonde, and then complaining about how they give us nothing and are barely there #LoveIslandUSA
June 13, 2025 at 1:41 AM
My favorite hobby is fast-forwarding through the Brit and the blonde, and then complaining about how they give us nothing and are barely there #LoveIslandUSA
All these couples suck and the only answer is to send Ace and Amaya on a date just for the lols — c’mon voters! #LoveIslandUSA
June 10, 2025 at 3:12 AM
All these couples suck and the only answer is to send Ace and Amaya on a date just for the lols — c’mon voters! #LoveIslandUSA
Justina Machado is great at crying on cue, and it turns out, I am great at crying on Justina Machado’s cue #RealWomenHaveCurves
May 28, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Justina Machado is great at crying on cue, and it turns out, I am great at crying on Justina Machado’s cue #RealWomenHaveCurves
David holding milk at a 90-degree angle to be masculine while he drinks the baby drink #Survivor48
May 22, 2025 at 2:51 AM
David holding milk at a 90-degree angle to be masculine while he drinks the baby drink #Survivor48
Mitch and me looking at Kamilla like 😍 #Survivor48
May 22, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Mitch and me looking at Kamilla like 😍 #Survivor48
In lieu of cheers, please accept my sigh of relief. That vote was disgusting #Eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 11:03 PM
In lieu of cheers, please accept my sigh of relief. That vote was disgusting #Eurovision
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Everyone who voted for Israel are dirty fucking cunts! #eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Everyone who voted for Israel are dirty fucking cunts! #eurovision
The soda blur budget for #SecretLivesOfMormonWives has got to be through the roof
May 15, 2025 at 11:09 PM
The soda blur budget for #SecretLivesOfMormonWives has got to be through the roof