Ashley Ryan
ashleyryantv.bsky.social
Ashley Ryan
@ashleyryantv.bsky.social
🚨 An important life-saving PSA ‼️

This is exactly what you should do if you encounter an #ICE raid in the wild. Please share this vital message with someone whose life could be on the line. 🤲

#Protest #lgbt #transgender #pronouns
January 27, 2026 at 5:52 AM
New Yorkers aren’t afraid of the cold.
We are afraid of the line for coat check. #ILostMyNumber
January 25, 2026 at 9:18 AM
An important message from Kristi Noem. 🚨

#Minneapolis #KristiNoem #PressConference #Ice #comedy
January 8, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Meta has started removing accounts of trans activists.
January 7, 2026 at 12:49 AM
It’s a fiesta in the USA! 🇻🇪🇺🇸🪅

#Venezuela #Maduro #UnitedStated #Comedy #trans
January 4, 2026 at 10:30 AM
The debate over a modern day birth of Jesus continues with this hot take of a 2025 born Christ.

Would Jesus be trans?
Comment below. 👇

#Christmas #ice #Jesus #Transgender #christian
December 24, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Why comedians aren’t influencers! 🙌🏼 🍿

You can now pay me to NOT promote your product. 💁🏼‍♀️

#christmas #hanukkah #kardashians #khloekardashian #kimkardashian #popcorn @khloudfoods.bsky.social
December 18, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Stop being cold! 🤑

I write all of my own material. 🤯

#Winter #jokes #oneliners #comedian #standup #fashion #comedy
December 17, 2025 at 10:44 PM
How to respond when Trump changes the gender on your passport. #Transgender #lgbt #Republican #maga
November 17, 2025 at 9:21 PM
The secret LGBT+ community safe space, hidden in plain sight! 🤫 🚨 🤐 ‼️

#christian #lgbt #christiannationalism #trans #maga #republican #gay
October 29, 2025 at 9:49 PM
The tiniest heckler. 🧐

#standup #comedy #heckler #comedian #dog #tinydog
October 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Did South Park steal my joke?!?!
#Trans #lgbt #writer #comedian #tea #SouthPark
October 23, 2025 at 3:40 AM
How to tell someone is transgender: secret code! 🤫 🚨 ‼️ 😳

#transgender #trans #lgbt #maga #republican
October 23, 2025 at 3:38 AM
February 14, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Love comes in all shapes 🔺▪️and sizes. 🤗🍆

The latest episode of @thefunnypolice podcast, Valentine’s Dating, is out now on all platforms.

#valentines #valentine #dating #firstdate #single #datingadvice #loveislove
February 13, 2025 at 4:52 AM
The root cause of school Pew Pew’s. 🏫 🔫

#secondamendment #circumcision #bris #lgbt #gay #guns
February 6, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Do you know your heritage? 🔪🥒

Talk to a family member about your ancestral circumcision tree today! ☺️

#circumcision #circumcised #bris #britmilah #genitalmutilation #lgbt #gay
February 4, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Why you should ALWAYS schedule your prostate exam on Valentine’s Day. 💘

#Valentines #love #vday #doctor #lgbt #gay
January 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
My mom beat #BreastCancer and rewarded herself with #TaylorSwift’s #erastour in Canada. 🍁

Episode 20 of The Funny Police Podcast is out now!
January 28, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I can’t think of a better name that perfectly describes a transgender person who hasn’t had ‘THE’ surgery yet, than #CarrieUnderwood .🤗
January 17, 2025 at 7:42 PM
It’s firefighter awareness season! Don’t forget to ‘hug’ your local fireman. ☝🏼👨‍🚒🚒🧯🥰

#firefighter #firemen #fireman #firefightercalendar #firehouse
December 24, 2024 at 7:57 PM
Luigi’s punishment that every American deserves. ☝🏼👩‍⚖️

#Luigi #freeluigi #luigimangione #unitedhealthcare #annadelvey #realitytv #lgbt
December 22, 2024 at 8:25 PM
December 21, 2024 at 8:55 PM
Luigi is home for the holidays. 💞 ⛄️ 💦 🔫

New ‘The Funny Police’ podcast episode out now on all platforms.

#luigi #nyc #extradition #luigimangione #comedy #ceoshooter
December 20, 2024 at 7:46 PM
December 5, 2024 at 10:14 PM