Ashley Ottesen
@ashleyottesen.bsky.social
Actor | Writer | Content Creator
I spoke too soon 😭🤒
Here’s an observation, when sickness runs through the house, the one taking care of everyone never gets sick while the ones avoiding the sick always get sick. 🤔
One often meets their fate on the road they took to avoid it me thinks.
One often meets their fate on the road they took to avoid it me thinks.
November 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I spoke too soon 😭🤒
Here’s an observation, when sickness runs through the house, the one taking care of everyone never gets sick while the ones avoiding the sick always get sick. 🤔
One often meets their fate on the road they took to avoid it me thinks.
One often meets their fate on the road they took to avoid it me thinks.
November 12, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Here’s an observation, when sickness runs through the house, the one taking care of everyone never gets sick while the ones avoiding the sick always get sick. 🤔
One often meets their fate on the road they took to avoid it me thinks.
One often meets their fate on the road they took to avoid it me thinks.
The loudest nay sayers for your creativity are the ones who lack it themselves.
Keep creating ❤️
Keep creating ❤️
October 27, 2025 at 7:40 PM
The loudest nay sayers for your creativity are the ones who lack it themselves.
Keep creating ❤️
Keep creating ❤️
When you accidentally delete a video file and can’t recover it 😬
October 3, 2025 at 2:36 PM
When you accidentally delete a video file and can’t recover it 😬
This administration is turning me into a doomsday prepper 😭
September 29, 2025 at 10:45 PM
This administration is turning me into a doomsday prepper 😭
Wondering if my Algebra teacher will still expect my homework during the rapture tomorrow 🤔
September 22, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Wondering if my Algebra teacher will still expect my homework during the rapture tomorrow 🤔
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September 9, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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It’s been a year since I offered to read and review indie authors. I’ve been sent over 800 of them and have read 117. At this pace it’ll take me 8 years to read them all…
September 7, 2025 at 11:21 PM
It’s been a year since I offered to read and review indie authors. I’ve been sent over 800 of them and have read 117. At this pace it’ll take me 8 years to read them all…
Them: geez you’re all scratched up, you piss off your cat?
Me: I don’t have a cat
Them: then what’d you do?
Me: gardening
Them:…
Me: pumpkins are mean
Me: I don’t have a cat
Them: then what’d you do?
Me: gardening
Them:…
Me: pumpkins are mean
August 18, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Them: geez you’re all scratched up, you piss off your cat?
Me: I don’t have a cat
Them: then what’d you do?
Me: gardening
Them:…
Me: pumpkins are mean
Me: I don’t have a cat
Them: then what’d you do?
Me: gardening
Them:…
Me: pumpkins are mean
The new Superman was lovely. Not amazing, not terrible. Just right in the middle of a feel good superhero movie
August 3, 2025 at 12:23 AM
The new Superman was lovely. Not amazing, not terrible. Just right in the middle of a feel good superhero movie
A lot of us need to hop off the internet for a minute and touch some grass
August 1, 2025 at 7:10 PM
A lot of us need to hop off the internet for a minute and touch some grass
Now I want to visit Scotland even more ❤️
July 26, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Now I want to visit Scotland even more ❤️
Experiencing some major phone issues which affects content posting. Sorry guys! Working quickly to resolve it.
July 23, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Experiencing some major phone issues which affects content posting. Sorry guys! Working quickly to resolve it.
Ray Bradbury wrote Fahrenheit 451 in 9 days
Meanwhile I’ve been staring at 15k words of my novel for months hoping it’ll write itself 😭
Meanwhile I’ve been staring at 15k words of my novel for months hoping it’ll write itself 😭
July 17, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Ray Bradbury wrote Fahrenheit 451 in 9 days
Meanwhile I’ve been staring at 15k words of my novel for months hoping it’ll write itself 😭
Meanwhile I’ve been staring at 15k words of my novel for months hoping it’ll write itself 😭
Maybe Millennials are picking up “granny hobbies” like gardening, sewing and caring for chickens because we subconsciously feel that eventually one of these “once in a lifetime major events” will be the last 👀
July 13, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Maybe Millennials are picking up “granny hobbies” like gardening, sewing and caring for chickens because we subconsciously feel that eventually one of these “once in a lifetime major events” will be the last 👀
What’s it called when you get a full nights sleep but still feel like you haven’t slept in 5 days?
July 10, 2025 at 5:05 PM
What’s it called when you get a full nights sleep but still feel like you haven’t slept in 5 days?
The sun reminded me why I’m basically a hobbit. Pass the aloe?
July 6, 2025 at 4:01 PM
The sun reminded me why I’m basically a hobbit. Pass the aloe?
Reposted by Ashley Ottesen
Why is it all the books I put on hold at the library all become available AT THE SAME TIME?
June 16, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Why is it all the books I put on hold at the library all become available AT THE SAME TIME?
Many have sent hateful DMs my way in retaliation to my story share condemning the ICE raids
“Stick to comedy”
“Don’t get political”
“Stupid b@$&! don’t know what she’s talking about”
And those were the nicer phrases.
“Stick to comedy”
“Don’t get political”
“Stupid b@$&! don’t know what she’s talking about”
And those were the nicer phrases.
June 15, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Many have sent hateful DMs my way in retaliation to my story share condemning the ICE raids
“Stick to comedy”
“Don’t get political”
“Stupid b@$&! don’t know what she’s talking about”
And those were the nicer phrases.
“Stick to comedy”
“Don’t get political”
“Stupid b@$&! don’t know what she’s talking about”
And those were the nicer phrases.
bah•ha•bah
I adore the New England accent
I adore the New England accent
May 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
bah•ha•bah
I adore the New England accent
I adore the New England accent
I started over on the demon nanny book 😬
I know I know, trust me. It’s already way better than the other one. I decided to do third person limited instead of first person. And began with a more interesting chapter.
Fear not. My deadline remains the same ❤️
I know I know, trust me. It’s already way better than the other one. I decided to do third person limited instead of first person. And began with a more interesting chapter.
Fear not. My deadline remains the same ❤️
May 8, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I started over on the demon nanny book 😬
I know I know, trust me. It’s already way better than the other one. I decided to do third person limited instead of first person. And began with a more interesting chapter.
Fear not. My deadline remains the same ❤️
I know I know, trust me. It’s already way better than the other one. I decided to do third person limited instead of first person. And began with a more interesting chapter.
Fear not. My deadline remains the same ❤️
There should be an award for leaving a bookstore without purchasing anything.
April 29, 2025 at 12:42 AM
There should be an award for leaving a bookstore without purchasing anything.
Kids notice things.
So it’s been a rough few weeks, mentally and emotionally. But I try to keep a happy face in front of my kids. Yesterday, I’m sitting reading a book when my daughter snuggles up, hugs me tight, looks straight in my face and says “mom, you’re beautiful”
I needed to hear that 😭
So it’s been a rough few weeks, mentally and emotionally. But I try to keep a happy face in front of my kids. Yesterday, I’m sitting reading a book when my daughter snuggles up, hugs me tight, looks straight in my face and says “mom, you’re beautiful”
I needed to hear that 😭
April 22, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Kids notice things.
So it’s been a rough few weeks, mentally and emotionally. But I try to keep a happy face in front of my kids. Yesterday, I’m sitting reading a book when my daughter snuggles up, hugs me tight, looks straight in my face and says “mom, you’re beautiful”
I needed to hear that 😭
So it’s been a rough few weeks, mentally and emotionally. But I try to keep a happy face in front of my kids. Yesterday, I’m sitting reading a book when my daughter snuggles up, hugs me tight, looks straight in my face and says “mom, you’re beautiful”
I needed to hear that 😭
Season 2 Episode 2 of The Last of Us 😳😱😭
April 21, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Season 2 Episode 2 of The Last of Us 😳😱😭