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Ashley JJ
@ashleyhappened.bsky.social
Recaps for: My 600lb Life, 90 Day Fiancé, Sister Wives, and more | Talentless Creative | Randomness | Sometimes Funny

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What is happening here?
July 29, 2025 at 4:18 AM
One second you’re watching an intense documentary about something super serious and dark and the next a commercial butts in and breaks the tension with an ad for Olive Garden or hemorrhoid cream.
June 2, 2025 at 1:31 AM
If you own a restaurant, your website only needs 4 things:
1. The menu
2. Your address
3. Your hours of operation
4. The menu
May 26, 2025 at 6:36 AM
If your business only has a Facebook and not a website, I’m not going there.
May 26, 2025 at 6:35 AM
I need a website that takes all of the SHEIN and Wish and Temu items and shows the original, real product that they stole the image from and links it so that I can buy the authentic item, not the single use knock off made out of questionable fabric.
May 22, 2025 at 5:39 PM
The evolution of shirts:

1. Wear out in public
2. Pajamas
3. Wear while cleaning the house
4. Wear to dye hair
5. Wear while completing house projects (painting)
6. Rag to stain furniture or dust
7. Landfill
May 17, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Update: Brandon from my 600 pound life where has he been since he was on the show? 
April 3, 2025 at 7:56 PM
WATN: S07E05 Brandon my 600 pound life where are they now episode recap.
April 3, 2025 at 7:56 PM
600lb: S07E07 Brandon my 600lb life episode recap.
April 3, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Normalize not asking certain questions.
April 3, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Having watched The Curious Case of Natalia Grace and now Good American Family, I’m never believing “based on a true story” movies anymore.
#goodamericanfamily
April 3, 2025 at 2:33 AM
WATN: S07E05 Jeanne Covey episode recap my 600lb life where are they now? #my600lblife #my600lblifewherearetheynow
April 2, 2025 at 6:02 PM
600lb: Jeanne Covey what has she been up to since the show? My 600lb life. #my600lblife
April 2, 2025 at 6:02 PM
600lb: S07E11: Jeanne Covey episode recap of my 600lb life. #my600lblife
April 2, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Got a new sweater from Arula. Too bad it’s basically summer here. In the closet it goes.
March 31, 2025 at 6:45 PM
When I recap an episode of My 600lb Life and someone in the comments asks “when is your episode airing?”
March 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Head Oregon, tails Kentucky.
March 26, 2025 at 4:08 AM
The most unrealistic thing about the 2024 movie Twisters, is that all of the vehicles are this close to tornados and not one have any windshield chips.
March 21, 2025 at 3:25 AM
If you serve food or drinks, and your website does not include your menu and hours of operation, don’t have a website.

Also, a Facebook page is not a website.

I said what I said.
March 19, 2025 at 5:24 PM
My 71 year old dad just mooned my bonus mom, 65. She stuck her tongue out at him in retaliation. This is maturity.
March 19, 2025 at 2:52 PM
How many years will pass until we no longer mention what we were doing this day in 2020.
March 14, 2025 at 3:23 AM
How come Edward Cullen pretended to be a high school student for like 80 years instead of manufacturing “sunscreen” that masks their glittery skin. Not like he doesn’t have the time to perfect it.
#twilight
February 21, 2025 at 11:37 PM
DM Chronicles:

Hello Pretty xx 😘💕 If 7000 € were deposited in Cashapp or PayPal, what would you spend it on? (1) Food (2) Child (3) Bills (4)Family (5) Car (6) Investment (7)You just take my request first (8)Rent (9) Drugs (10) Driver's license
February 20, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Gonna buy potatoes this year to dye instead of eggs. Know who your boujee friends are this Easter.
🥚🥔🎨🖌️
February 20, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Found out today that some marathon runners just 💩 themselves and don’t even know it. They just keep going. 🏃🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️
February 20, 2025 at 11:22 PM