My Daddy is RUDE.

When your Sir texts you telling you what to wear, how to fix your hair and makeup, and what plug to put in and then informs you that “you won’t be making any decisions tonight little girl.” Should you be nervous or turned on? Asking for a friend.

My favorite Disney Princess calls me Mommy. 😍😍😍

My 6lb, 16 year old cat just took an 8” treat out of my hunting dog coonhound’s mouth and DARED her to try something.

Coonhound in asleep in her crate. Old lady is chewing on her jerky at my feet.

I am NOT getting in the middle of this!

Well if the other app wants to be rude about cute, perfectly well treated, and appropriately covered bottoms……

I’m babysitting my parents’ dog for a couple weeks. She’s currently curled up next to me under a blanket. She’s like my one little weighted stuffie.

Went to play in the wild with my wife today! Sadly there were no spankings.

Waiting.

7,700 word writing assignment done. But finally forgiven. Now to ice my hand and go to bed.

If you told me a year ago this weekend was even possible, I would’ve laughed in your face. But I’m going to bed happy, sore, and feeling very loved, content, and at peace.

Quotes from my wife. “Man, I love poly taxes.”