Ashley ๐
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Eating a sweet potato with cheese burrito-style ร la Courtney Cook. Girlfriend was onto something ๐
February 3, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Eating a sweet potato with cheese burrito-style ร la Courtney Cook. Girlfriend was onto something ๐
Weโre rewatching Game of Thrones and I have a logistical question. If a male bastard from the north gets married and has a family, do the (legitimate) children take the fatherโs name of Snow? And if so, how long are we talking before the entire north is named Snow?
January 5, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Weโre rewatching Game of Thrones and I have a logistical question. If a male bastard from the north gets married and has a family, do the (legitimate) children take the fatherโs name of Snow? And if so, how long are we talking before the entire north is named Snow?
Iโm considering cleaning up my language in the new year but Iโm going to need a replacement for โfuckโ thatโs equally as fun and satisfying to say or itโs never going to work.
December 31, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Iโm considering cleaning up my language in the new year but Iโm going to need a replacement for โfuckโ thatโs equally as fun and satisfying to say or itโs never going to work.
Just watched Last Christmas for the first time and I feel a little silly that I didnโt see the twist coming at all. They practically beat you over the head with it, really. I missed it entirely.
December 22, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Just watched Last Christmas for the first time and I feel a little silly that I didnโt see the twist coming at all. They practically beat you over the head with it, really. I missed it entirely.
Okay, I watched it and youโre right, I kept checking how much time was left and being astounded ๐ Good thing Chord Overstreet is so cute.
December 21, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Okay, I watched it and youโre right, I kept checking how much time was left and being astounded ๐ Good thing Chord Overstreet is so cute.
My husband: Iโll buy you some more lotion.
Me, cutting the lotion bottle in half with a giant kitchen knife in order to extract every drop of product the stupid pump canโt reach: THATโS NOT THE POINT
Me, cutting the lotion bottle in half with a giant kitchen knife in order to extract every drop of product the stupid pump canโt reach: THATโS NOT THE POINT
December 20, 2025 at 3:51 AM
My husband: Iโll buy you some more lotion.
Me, cutting the lotion bottle in half with a giant kitchen knife in order to extract every drop of product the stupid pump canโt reach: THATโS NOT THE POINT
Me, cutting the lotion bottle in half with a giant kitchen knife in order to extract every drop of product the stupid pump canโt reach: THATโS NOT THE POINT
In for a penny, right?
December 9, 2025 at 3:57 AM
In for a penny, right?
Careful not to oversell it there ๐
December 9, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Careful not to oversell it there ๐
Iโm making a list
December 9, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Iโm making a list
In that case, Iโll watch that one next ๐
December 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
In that case, Iโll watch that one next ๐
Our Little Secret. Is there more than one??
December 9, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Our Little Secret. Is there more than one??
Iโm watching that Lindsay Lohan Christmas movie on Netflix and the two main guys are such generic, interchangeable white dudes that I literally have to use context clues to figure out which one Iโm looking at every time one of them appears on screen.
December 9, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Iโm watching that Lindsay Lohan Christmas movie on Netflix and the two main guys are such generic, interchangeable white dudes that I literally have to use context clues to figure out which one Iโm looking at every time one of them appears on screen.
Stranger Things drinking game: watch the new episodes and drink every time someone says, โThat doesnโt make any sense!โ Like ANY of this makes sense. These people are shockingly skeptical considering the circumstances.
December 2, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Stranger Things drinking game: watch the new episodes and drink every time someone says, โThat doesnโt make any sense!โ Like ANY of this makes sense. These people are shockingly skeptical considering the circumstances.
More than once in recent weeks I have had a tax client call and ask what they should do about the IRS notice they got and then when I ask what the notice says, theyโre like, โI donโt have it with me.โ Help me help you, folks!
December 1, 2025 at 8:35 PM
More than once in recent weeks I have had a tax client call and ask what they should do about the IRS notice they got and then when I ask what the notice says, theyโre like, โI donโt have it with me.โ Help me help you, folks!
So much for sending this package via priority mail TWO MONTHS AGO.
December 1, 2025 at 3:01 PM
So much for sending this package via priority mail TWO MONTHS AGO.
Them, last week: Here is the username and password.
Me: That didnโt work.
Them: Did you try this (different, never before seen) username?
Me: Per your last email, why the f*ck would I have done that?
Me: That didnโt work.
Them: Did you try this (different, never before seen) username?
Me: Per your last email, why the f*ck would I have done that?
December 1, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Them, last week: Here is the username and password.
Me: That didnโt work.
Them: Did you try this (different, never before seen) username?
Me: Per your last email, why the f*ck would I have done that?
Me: That didnโt work.
Them: Did you try this (different, never before seen) username?
Me: Per your last email, why the f*ck would I have done that?
In a fun Monday morning twist, I get to โper YOUR last emailโ somebody.
December 1, 2025 at 1:56 PM
In a fun Monday morning twist, I get to โper YOUR last emailโ somebody.
Iโve just seen someone criticize Wicked because it โrelies on outside knowledge of The Wizard of Oz.โ Like, yes? It does? Its very existence is based on the assumption that the viewer has seen The Wizard of Oz. What is this take.
November 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Iโve just seen someone criticize Wicked because it โrelies on outside knowledge of The Wizard of Oz.โ Like, yes? It does? Its very existence is based on the assumption that the viewer has seen The Wizard of Oz. What is this take.
I wondered about those
November 26, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I wondered about those
Sounds like exactly what Iโm looking for. Thanks!
November 26, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Sounds like exactly what Iโm looking for. Thanks!
Is there a beverage out there that has the fruity flavor and fizz of an energy drink but no caffeine? The only thing coming to mind is seltzer and I generally find those to not have a ton of flavor.
November 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Is there a beverage out there that has the fruity flavor and fizz of an energy drink but no caffeine? The only thing coming to mind is seltzer and I generally find those to not have a ton of flavor.
I hope whatever tiktok does to creators who say โyoutubeโ in their videos is bad enough to justify the full body cringe I experience every time I hear them call it โthe tube of you.โ
November 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I hope whatever tiktok does to creators who say โyoutubeโ in their videos is bad enough to justify the full body cringe I experience every time I hear them call it โthe tube of you.โ
Look out world, Iโve just learned how to do emojis in Outlook. (I am but a basic millennial. Grant me grace.)
November 20, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Look out world, Iโve just learned how to do emojis in Outlook. (I am but a basic millennial. Grant me grace.)
There is simply no reason a client should ever call my cell phone. If Iโm at work, call me there. If Iโm not at work, donโt call me.
November 19, 2025 at 2:05 PM
There is simply no reason a client should ever call my cell phone. If Iโm at work, call me there. If Iโm not at work, donโt call me.