Ash
@ashkyd.bsky.social
It's Ash, k? Non-breaking space invader. Rainbow flag emoji (🏳️🌈). he/him. This account and its views are personal obvs. OG Twitter RIP. #Brisbane, #Australia. aka https://bne.social/@ash
Today it's a very merry cockroach guys day because the cockroach guys came. So now I'm excited for, to be fair, the same amount of cockroaches but in different configurations of alive.
January 30, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Today it's a very merry cockroach guys day because the cockroach guys came. So now I'm excited for, to be fair, the same amount of cockroaches but in different configurations of alive.
Today I have quite a bit of hair going on, and while it's not exactly cooperating I kind of like it so you get to enjoy it too
January 29, 2026 at 8:33 AM
Today I have quite a bit of hair going on, and while it's not exactly cooperating I kind of like it so you get to enjoy it too
For the Brisbane queers on computers, 2 weeks to our next pub meet. You should come along luma.com/wqzle2re
February Queer Tech Drinks · Luma
Are you LGBTQIA+ or an ally and working in, with, or around technology and want to meet new people? Then join us for a drink (alcohol optional), finger food,…
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January 29, 2026 at 7:03 AM
For the Brisbane queers on computers, 2 weeks to our next pub meet. You should come along luma.com/wqzle2re
Lunch break at Brunch Lake
January 29, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Lunch break at Brunch Lake
But I got an email reminding me that I'm seeing Sofi Tukker on Thursday!! Which is Today!! Oh shit!! (next thursday).
January 29, 2026 at 12:24 AM
But I got an email reminding me that I'm seeing Sofi Tukker on Thursday!! Which is Today!! Oh shit!! (next thursday).
Getting a new wave of spam in Dutch. There must have been another data breach.
January 29, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Getting a new wave of spam in Dutch. There must have been another data breach.
Like that time I was riding along the Riverwalk and the pedals fell off. No way stop the charges until I pushed the heavy AF bike couple of kilometres to a parking area. Capitalist fucking hellscape with cute, inoffensive branding.
January 28, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Like that time I was riding along the Riverwalk and the pedals fell off. No way stop the charges until I pushed the heavy AF bike couple of kilometres to a parking area. Capitalist fucking hellscape with cute, inoffensive branding.
I really dislike that Lime has a completely automated support system. No humans involved at all, and no accountability. You're legally required to wear a helmet, but half their fleet has been damaged or stolen, and there's no way to report it.
January 28, 2026 at 3:09 AM
I really dislike that Lime has a completely automated support system. No humans involved at all, and no accountability. You're legally required to wear a helmet, but half their fleet has been damaged or stolen, and there's no way to report it.
Should this heatwave be named? https://theconversation.com/where-did-southern-australias-record-breaking-heatwave-come-from-274417
Where did southern Australia’s record-breaking heatwave come from?
Australia’s northwest is well known for its heat. But this furnace-like area can deliver heatwaves to the southeast, thousands of kilometres away.
theconversation.com
January 27, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Should this heatwave be named? https://theconversation.com/where-did-southern-australias-record-breaking-heatwave-come-from-274417
'nother brownout. Lights dimmed and the UPS clicked. Lots of gas in the grid at the moment, and looking at the charts it lines up pretty well with the heatwave. Funny that. Those emissions are yucko.
January 26, 2026 at 12:39 PM
'nother brownout. Lights dimmed and the UPS clicked. Lots of gas in the grid at the moment, and looking at the charts it lines up pretty well with the heatwave. Funny that. Those emissions are yucko.
Now we have AI to build it for us, the hardest part is registering a good domain name.
January 26, 2026 at 8:41 AM
Now we have AI to build it for us, the hardest part is registering a good domain name.
Hey nerdfolk, if I was looking for a cheap monitor to run a MacBook Pro, would something like this be alright? I think the non-Thunderboltiness is ok for a keyb & moose. But is the wattage too low for general workday workloads? What's the catch?
January 26, 2026 at 8:17 AM
Hey nerdfolk, if I was looking for a cheap monitor to run a MacBook Pro, would something like this be alright? I think the non-Thunderboltiness is ok for a keyb & moose. But is the wattage too low for general workday workloads? What's the catch?
The fire engine rolls into my street as the storm breaks overhead. It's a bad omen. Nothing good ever happens with the fire engine in my street.
January 25, 2026 at 10:59 AM
The fire engine rolls into my street as the storm breaks overhead. It's a bad omen. Nothing good ever happens with the fire engine in my street.
Heatwave conditions. Aldi bag o' caesar salad. Can of raspberry drink. Life is alright.
January 24, 2026 at 5:43 AM
Heatwave conditions. Aldi bag o' caesar salad. Can of raspberry drink. Life is alright.
The ship sank with no survivors because the millennial on the radio was tapping out morse code for the Nokia message tone.
January 23, 2026 at 12:54 PM
The ship sank with no survivors because the millennial on the radio was tapping out morse code for the Nokia message tone.
It feels like a storm, everything's dark. I'm not going to look it up, let it be surprise.
January 23, 2026 at 6:30 AM
It feels like a storm, everything's dark. I'm not going to look it up, let it be surprise.
I'll just finish this short story and go to bed. An hour later I'm still going, so I check the remaining chapters and realise it's actually the back half of the book. Stag Dance. Might have to pick it up again tomorrow.
January 22, 2026 at 2:50 PM
I'll just finish this short story and go to bed. An hour later I'm still going, so I check the remaining chapters and realise it's actually the back half of the book. Stag Dance. Might have to pick it up again tomorrow.
That was a really great night. Fills the cup, etc. What a bunch of cool and interesting people.
January 22, 2026 at 12:04 PM
That was a really great night. Fills the cup, etc. What a bunch of cool and interesting people.
I find a quiet spot to do some yoga on the carpet where nobody will see, then the door to a nearby meeting room opens and literally everyone walks past.
January 22, 2026 at 5:34 AM
I find a quiet spot to do some yoga on the carpet where nobody will see, then the door to a nearby meeting room opens and literally everyone walks past.
I am sitting at my desk at work and I can FEEEEEEL my back tightening up. Something is wrong here and I don't know what it is. Is it the chair? Is it the scooter ride in? Is it the backpack with the heavy laptop? Is it the foul wind from the battery of microwaves? There are so many variables.
January 22, 2026 at 5:28 AM
I am sitting at my desk at work and I can FEEEEEEL my back tightening up. Something is wrong here and I don't know what it is. Is it the chair? Is it the scooter ride in? Is it the backpack with the heavy laptop? Is it the foul wind from the battery of microwaves? There are so many variables.
Slab of roided out himbo wearing a stringer and walking his pug by the river. It's a gender-affirming, pectoral sort of masculinity you don't usually see in these parts and I appreciate it.
January 21, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Slab of roided out himbo wearing a stringer and walking his pug by the river. It's a gender-affirming, pectoral sort of masculinity you don't usually see in these parts and I appreciate it.