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the Asherah Prole
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fat hairy gay Gen-X atheist exvangelical socialist neurodivergent vegetarian linguist gamer Whovian in the Bay Area (Earth Eight)
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Advent, day sixteen:
An orange packet of peach & orange tea, a glass mug of tea, a glass jar of sesame sticks, a jam jar with a red gingham-patterned lid, and a Lego robot
December 16, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Advent, day fifteen:
An orange packet of gingerbread tea, A glass mug of steeping tea, a glass jar of seasoned peanuts, an empty jam jar with a red gingham-patterned lid, two halves of a burger bun with mango jam on top, and a Lego alien astronaut on its back
December 15, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Advent, day fourteen:
A yellow & green packet of lemon & ginger tea, a white Half Price Books 50th anniversary mug, a glass jar of corn nuts, a small jam jar with a red gingham-patterned lid, and a Lego space shuttle
December 15, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Advent, day thirteen:
An open red packet of chai, a large white mug, a glass jar full of peanut butter pretzels, a plate with a two halves of a hamburger bun covered in apricot jam, a small empty jam jar with a red gingham-patterned lid, and a Lego minifigure of a woman in a sweater with a pixelated drawing of Saturn on it (she is also holding a three-eyed green alien plush toy)
December 13, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Advent, day twelve:
A green packet of peppermint tea, another Saturday Evening Post mug, a glass bowl of sesame snacks, a small empty jam jar with a blue gingham-patterned lid, a plate with two halves of an English muffin covered in redcurrant jelly, and a Lego skateboard
December 13, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Advent, day eleven:
A yellow packet of Earl Grey tea, a white mug with a Norman Rockwell painting, a glass bowl of snack mix, a small empty jam jar with a res gingham-patterned lid, a plate with two halves of an English muffin covered with pineapple jam, and a Lego cat in a box.
December 12, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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Advent, day 10:
Orange packet of honeybush tea, a white mug, a glass bowl of sesame sticks, a small empty jar with a pink gingham-patterned lid, a small plate with blueberry jelly spread on two halves of an English muffin, and a blue Lego racecar
December 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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A font debate?! They really are goosestepping their way through interbellum history, aren't they?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antiqua...
Antiqua–Fraktur dispute - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Advent, day nine:
A red packet of Darjeeling tea, a black mug with lettering, a glass bowl of peanuts, an empty little jar with a blue gingham pattern on the lid, a plate with two English muffin halves topped with caramel sauce, and a Lego minifigure in a reindeer costume, holding a compass
December 9, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Advent, day eight:
A blue packet of Winter Spice tea, a gold-rimmed white mug with the logo of defunct computer storage company Adaptec, a small & empty jam jar with a red gingham-patterned lid, a small plate with nectarine jam spread on two halves of an English muffin, and a blue Lego snowplow
December 8, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Advent, day seven:
A red packet of raspberry & lemon tea, a large black mug with Grogu on it, a glass bowl of snack mix, a small plate with caramel sauce spread on two halves of an English muffin, and a Lego puppy with bowls of water and treats
December 8, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Advent, day six:
A black Grogu mug, a red packet of English Breakfast tea, a small empty jam jar with a red gingham-printed lid, a tiny red Lego tractor, an English muffin with apricot jam, and a small glass bowl of sesame sticks
December 6, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Advent, day five:
Heat-activated TARDIS mug; camomile honey vanilla tea bag; Lego minifigure of a father winking, wearing a green sweater with a pixelated snowman print, and holding a camera; an english muffin with apple caramel cinnamon jam; a small glass jam jar; and a bowl of trail mix
December 6, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Advent, day four
A bag and mug of gingerbread-flavored tea (the mug has Grogu on it), a small jar, a Lego scooter, a toasted English muffin with cherry jam on it (the muffin is on a plate), and a bowl of sesame chips
December 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Green tea in a mug with IPA writing on it, a bowl of brittled peanuts, two slices of English muffin with plum jam on them, and a Lego teddy bear
December 4, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Advent, day 2
A bag and cup of Orange & Cinnamon tea, a small jar of fig preserves, a Lego bulldozer, and a bowl of corn nuts
December 4, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Advent, day 1
A cup and bag of Christmas tea, a small jar of blueberry jam, a Lego minifigure in a polar bear costume, and a bowl of pretzels
December 4, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Oracle/AIPAC just gave me a community guidelines violation on TikTok for using the phrase “AI slop” in a private message to a longtime friend.
December 3, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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New apple, who dis?
A Lucy Glo apple, its yellow skin cut open to reveal a surprisingly bright pink interior
November 23, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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One friend sent me a care package from New Mexico. Made fry bread tacos with another friend last weekend. Simple, delicious, filling.
A disc of fry bread, topped with refried beans, pico de gallo, a slice of avocado, queso fresco, and microgreens, drizzled with crema
November 23, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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If you tilt-shifted an orgy, would it just look like a pile of GI Joes?
October 30, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Mochi is the microfiber of food 🥶🍡
September 18, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Narrowly avoided an incident today where a chatbot wanted to translate the name of an Islamic religious practice into the Hebrew word for “voodoo”… 😳
June 17, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Realized today my ancestors had been chased out of Switzerland for religious reasons… and out of Scotland, Ireland, Canada, Maine, and Arkansas for completely legitimate reasons.
June 17, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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“Um, actually we’re not a snackocracy, we’re a snackpublic” was something I said at work today
June 11, 2025 at 4:47 AM