It’s basically Halloween right? Harley is employing several animated skeletons to put up various sizes of smaller, weirdly dressed, plastic skeletons around the house, along with pumpkins and colorful lights and the like, of course.
September 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
It’s basically Halloween right? Harley is employing several animated skeletons to put up various sizes of smaller, weirdly dressed, plastic skeletons around the house, along with pumpkins and colorful lights and the like, of course.
“Kind of. I saw some really cute monkeys online and I wanted to try to make them… But they kind of have a will of their own. I guess that’s why the lady said they make bad pets.” They sign back, before hauling an armful of stuff into Frey’s room.
September 2, 2025 at 11:43 PM
“Kind of. I saw some really cute monkeys online and I wanted to try to make them… But they kind of have a will of their own. I guess that’s why the lady said they make bad pets.” They sign back, before hauling an armful of stuff into Frey’s room.
Bone monkeys. Tiny bone monkeys. Jumping on a bed. Not the nursery rhyme but literally. It’s cute as hell. “I have made a monster.” They’re not sure they’ll get their bed back. Maybe they can snuggle up with Frey instead.
September 2, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Bone monkeys. Tiny bone monkeys. Jumping on a bed. Not the nursery rhyme but literally. It’s cute as hell. “I have made a monster.” They’re not sure they’ll get their bed back. Maybe they can snuggle up with Frey instead.
“Not yet but if I do I can only do it once!!”
August 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
“Not yet but if I do I can only do it once!!”
"ROADTRIP! I will drive. I can drive. You're not allowed to drive, I am made of flesh and I will die easy."
August 24, 2025 at 7:02 PM
"ROADTRIP! I will drive. I can drive. You're not allowed to drive, I am made of flesh and I will die easy."
Screams when a nearby car gets annihilated. "OH MY GOD!" Runs off immediately "Nah I'm out of here. I'm going to scheme indoors where it's safe. ABLE! We must plan a trip to Paris!"
August 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Screams when a nearby car gets annihilated. "OH MY GOD!" Runs off immediately "Nah I'm out of here. I'm going to scheme indoors where it's safe. ABLE! We must plan a trip to Paris!"
"IT NEEDS LASERS! I ONLY KNOW ONE THING THAT DOES LASERS HERE!"
August 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
"IT NEEDS LASERS! I ONLY KNOW ONE THING THAT DOES LASERS HERE!"
"It's a free agent! Just because I'm its creator and probably parent doesn't mean I should go to jail for what it does. And then when we have the metal from the stupid tower we can make MECHAGODZILLA!!! We can ask that dork paladin to engineer it for us!" (she will do no such thing)
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August 24, 2025 at 6:39 PM
"It's a free agent! Just because I'm its creator and probably parent doesn't mean I should go to jail for what it does. And then when we have the metal from the stupid tower we can make MECHAGODZILLA!!! We can ask that dork paladin to engineer it for us!" (she will do no such thing)
"Exactly!! Bonezilla is out of my hands, it does what it wants. It wants to puke bones on that stupid tower. I've never been to Paris but it'll be so much better when it's just full of bones!"
August 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
"Exactly!! Bonezilla is out of my hands, it does what it wants. It wants to puke bones on that stupid tower. I've never been to Paris but it'll be so much better when it's just full of bones!"
"I'm gonna make a godzilla out of bones and it'll bully all of Paris. All the frenchmen will go ahhh sacre blue!" (saying it completely wrong) "And then they'll shit their pants."
August 24, 2025 at 6:24 PM
"I'm gonna make a godzilla out of bones and it'll bully all of Paris. All the frenchmen will go ahhh sacre blue!" (saying it completely wrong) "And then they'll shit their pants."
"Good. Imagine the things I could do with all those bones..."
August 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
"Good. Imagine the things I could do with all those bones..."
"Wait, don't remove /all/ of Paris!"
August 24, 2025 at 6:13 PM
"Wait, don't remove /all/ of Paris!"
“I knew it. She is a pervert.”
August 24, 2025 at 1:14 AM
“I knew it. She is a pervert.”
“Good, put his bone density to the test with your fists.”
August 23, 2025 at 5:25 PM
“Good, put his bone density to the test with your fists.”
“Someone ran off with your…” staring at the puddle of milk around a skeleton on the ground. “I bet it was this guy.” They point with one hand, throwing away the empty jug with the other. “He did it.”
August 23, 2025 at 5:14 PM
“Someone ran off with your…” staring at the puddle of milk around a skeleton on the ground. “I bet it was this guy.” They point with one hand, throwing away the empty jug with the other. “He did it.”
“Milk is good for bones apparently. I imagine if I pour milk on my skeletons, if they’ll become more powerful.”
August 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
“Milk is good for bones apparently. I imagine if I pour milk on my skeletons, if they’ll become more powerful.”
"Oh well if that's the case let's set up a whole band. How do you feel about a bone xylophone?"
"fantastic, I'm trying to lower the property values around here."
"I mean, it can play at about the same proficiency as *I* can, so it can probably try and play very poorly."
August 21, 2025 at 8:42 PM
"Oh well if that's the case let's set up a whole band. How do you feel about a bone xylophone?"
"I mean, it can play at about the same proficiency as *I* can, so it can probably try and play very poorly."
"can one of the skeletons play the bass guitar?"
"Alright, fair enough. I'll drop by and get you some skeleton goons to help you build. I'm not lifting any finger of my own though."
August 21, 2025 at 8:19 PM
"I mean, it can play at about the same proficiency as *I* can, so it can probably try and play very poorly."
"Alright, fair enough. I'll drop by and get you some skeleton goons to help you build. I'm not lifting any finger of my own though."
"In a way I can't describe without getting on another list."
"Sounds like a job for Norm Al. Better call him to fix your house. What happened anyway? How the fuck does fertilizer destroy your house?"
August 21, 2025 at 8:08 PM
"Alright, fair enough. I'll drop by and get you some skeleton goons to help you build. I'm not lifting any finger of my own though."
"Sounds like a job for Norm Al. Better call him to fix your house. What happened anyway? How the fuck does fertilizer destroy your house?"
"I tried gardening today. I didn't know fertilizer could do that.... Anyway without getting into too many details I need to rebuild the side of my house."
August 21, 2025 at 8:01 PM
"Sounds like a job for Norm Al. Better call him to fix your house. What happened anyway? How the fuck does fertilizer destroy your house?"
Harley startles momentarily, jumping back like a spooked kitten. “What?” They’re wide eyed, scrambling to close their bag of bones. “They’re mine. Not mine-mine. I just own them. Owned. They’re yours now.” Steps back some more. “Bye.”
Nyx opens her door, her gaze fixed on the person in front of her, then casting a curious glance at the wind chime. Her lips twitch and she lightly swats at the bones. "Where'd you get these?"
Stringing together small bones into a wind chime to put on random people’s porches
August 20, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Harley startles momentarily, jumping back like a spooked kitten. “What?” They’re wide eyed, scrambling to close their bag of bones. “They’re mine. Not mine-mine. I just own them. Owned. They’re yours now.” Steps back some more. “Bye.”
Stringing together small bones into a wind chime to put on random people’s porches
August 19, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Stringing together small bones into a wind chime to put on random people’s porches
“I wanna go to a trampoline park.” And bring a horde of skeletons probably
August 18, 2025 at 8:33 PM
“I wanna go to a trampoline park.” And bring a horde of skeletons probably
“That wasn’t real? Ah shit… I was so excited to show Frey… Let me know if you procure a rabbit though. I can still show her a rabbit.”
August 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
“That wasn’t real? Ah shit… I was so excited to show Frey… Let me know if you procure a rabbit though. I can still show her a rabbit.”
“Mhm.” Probably should do something about it but they’re about to take a nap so it’s Virgil and Able’s problem now.
August 15, 2024 at 9:38 PM
“Mhm.” Probably should do something about it but they’re about to take a nap so it’s Virgil and Able’s problem now.