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Ashton
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Microplastics enjoyer
“How do I fix sagging ratings and general disinterest in my corrupt league? An early in-season tournament with confusing rules!” - Adam Silver, probably
November 22, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Devastated to report the NBA Emirates Cup still has zero juice. Adam Silver is such an unserious person.
November 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
How could we ever have possibly known that Chauncey Billups might not be a great guy?
October 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
We can not let YouTube do this again
September 6, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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The vibes on the Blazers this year are immaculate. What a summer for them.
July 17, 2025 at 9:34 PM
“You’re opening Panera’s Box” is this a thing
July 11, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Only Blazers fans would be like, “we have too many good players I hate this team”
June 27, 2025 at 8:34 PM
What is happening
June 26, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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The experience of watching the Pacers was the experience of watching such a protracted sequence of irrational things that eventually they made sense. defector.com/the-pacers-w...
The Pacers Were Too Cool To Make Sense | Defector
I was convinced it was happening again. With 7:41 left in Sunday night’s NBA Finals Game 7, the Oklahoma City Thunder took a 22-point lead, a lead that would have felt insurmountable against any…
defector.com
June 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Wait, his name is actually just Chet?
June 12, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Hahahahaha FUCK OKC
June 6, 2025 at 3:10 AM
OKC is playing absurd defense but Siakim is absolutely ruining the Pacers offense right now, just dribbling the air out of the ball trying to post up excellent defenders and not even looking for a man.
June 6, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Indy/OKC could be fun at least
May 29, 2025 at 1:30 AM
How are we still 15 minutes from tip at the scheduled start time
May 21, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Trading Luka to the flagship NBA franchise for peanuts and then getting the #1 pick in a stacked draft…. Yeah, not suspicious at all
May 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Gary Trent has to be an all time microwave player. Never forget the bubble.
April 30, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Heat Culture
April 29, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I think the most likely explanation is Shedeur Sanders is just an unlikable prick, which he has demonstrated time and time again when there is a microphone and camera in front of him. That interview he gave with ESPN after the Showcase day in Boulder was BRUTAL.
April 26, 2025 at 3:58 AM
*me, watching the Masters the last two days* - “… I could totally do this”
April 11, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Don’t mean to poop at parties but this has been a really bad first day of March Madness yeah?
March 21, 2025 at 12:53 AM
How can a team (Rutgers) with two top five NBA prospects be 14-15? Someone explain this to me.
March 5, 2025 at 12:33 AM
🦆🦆🦆
February 22, 2025 at 7:22 PM
My favorite part of the Uber Eats app is when the little car is going sideways on the freeway map like whoa don’t need it that bad brother
February 22, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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I know there's still a bunch to figure out in Portland, but I really, really like Avdija and Camara on the wing. Big, tough, complementary, play super hard. Proper professional forwards.
February 21, 2025 at 4:55 AM