Ash Diggs
@ashdiggs.bsky.social
I tell jokes and teach at The Second City NY
United Healthcare Board: alright team it’s time to name a new CEO!
Every exec:
Every exec:
a young boy in a yellow shirt is standing in front of a woman holding a cup of coffee .
ALT: a young boy in a yellow shirt is standing in front of a woman holding a cup of coffee .
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2024 at 2:34 PM
United Healthcare Board: alright team it’s time to name a new CEO!
Every exec:
Every exec:
Historically we have Thanksgiving dinner around 7 or 8pm. My parents were so excited about getting food on the table by 5 that my mom made my dad take a commemorative picture
November 28, 2024 at 11:45 PM
Historically we have Thanksgiving dinner around 7 or 8pm. My parents were so excited about getting food on the table by 5 that my mom made my dad take a commemorative picture
Calling my dad with tears in my eyes to say “I understand now” after having the time of my life spending a Sunday morning in Home Depot
November 17, 2024 at 2:51 PM
Calling my dad with tears in my eyes to say “I understand now” after having the time of my life spending a Sunday morning in Home Depot
yoo charli is funny lol
November 17, 2024 at 5:01 AM
yoo charli is funny lol
They got Mike Tyson ass out on Netflix
November 16, 2024 at 3:51 AM
They got Mike Tyson ass out on Netflix
This man is sick
For the first time in his career, LeBron James put up a triple-double in four consecutive games.
◽️ 21 PTS, 12 REB, 13 AST
◽️ 19 PTS, 10 REB, 16 AST
◽️ 35 PTS, 12 REB, 14 AST
◽️ 15 PTS, 16 REB, 12 AST
Year 22 👑 #NBA
◽️ 21 PTS, 12 REB, 13 AST
◽️ 19 PTS, 10 REB, 16 AST
◽️ 35 PTS, 12 REB, 14 AST
◽️ 15 PTS, 16 REB, 12 AST
Year 22 👑 #NBA
November 16, 2024 at 3:34 AM
This man is sick
Underrated aspect of bein short is swingin my legs sitting on tall chairs. You can’t fathom my whimsy
November 16, 2024 at 3:32 AM
Underrated aspect of bein short is swingin my legs sitting on tall chairs. You can’t fathom my whimsy
He won’t but I truly think it would be net positive if Tyson killed Jake Paul
November 15, 2024 at 7:26 AM
He won’t but I truly think it would be net positive if Tyson killed Jake Paul
The worm controlling RFK’s brain realizing he’s getting away with it
November 14, 2024 at 9:24 PM
The worm controlling RFK’s brain realizing he’s getting away with it
reposting my viral tweets here and feeling like a guy wearing his high school letterman jacket in college
November 14, 2024 at 9:22 PM
reposting my viral tweets here and feeling like a guy wearing his high school letterman jacket in college
Yeah I was in the Thriller music video, but my scene got cut. I played a guy also in the house who jumped and screamed when Michael Jackson turned around looking like that
a man in a red jacket is carrying another man on his back in a living room
ALT: a man in a red jacket is carrying another man on his back in a living room
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Yeah I was in the Thriller music video, but my scene got cut. I played a guy also in the house who jumped and screamed when Michael Jackson turned around looking like that