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𝗜𝘁 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝗰𝗿𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗱𝗼𝘄𝗻,
𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙗𝙞𝙜 𝙗𝙚𝙖𝙪𝙩𝙞𝙛𝙪𝙡 𝙨𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙 .ᐟ
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𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙗𝙞𝙜 𝙗𝙚𝙖𝙪𝙩𝙞𝙛𝙪𝙡 𝙨𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙 .ᐟ
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Pinned
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𝗜'𝗺 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗻' 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙚,
𝗜'𝗺 𝙨𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙣' 𝙪𝙥.
𝗝𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝘀𝗼 𝙩𝙞𝙧𝙚𝙙, 𝗜
𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗮 𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙪𝙥.
𝗜'𝗺 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗻' 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙚,
𝗜'𝗺 𝙨𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙣' 𝙪𝙥.
𝗝𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝘀𝗼 𝙩𝙞𝙧𝙚𝙙, 𝗜
𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗮 𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙪𝙥.
happy mothers day to the best mom ever 👍
May 11, 2025 at 7:08 PM
happy mothers day to the best mom ever 👍
// everytime me and paws are together i need to devolve to my worst form of humor
April 1, 2025 at 4:19 AM
// everytime me and paws are together i need to devolve to my worst form of humor
i need to bend over suddenly
April 1, 2025 at 4:18 AM
i need to bend over suddenly
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ABRA -
CA -
STABRA!
CA -
STABRA!
April 1, 2025 at 4:09 AM
ABRA -
CA -
STABRA!
CA -
STABRA!
// rip tom you would have loved bo burnhams inside album /silly
April 1, 2025 at 3:39 AM
// rip tom you would have loved bo burnhams inside album /silly
// im sorry something evil possesses me when i log into an eddsworld account
March 31, 2025 at 10:55 PM
// im sorry something evil possesses me when i log into an eddsworld account
wh
YOU WILL NOT SURVIVE WITHOUT FRIENDS! AND SURELY YOU WON'T BECAUSE WE AREN'T FRIENDS ANYMORE!
DID YOU NOT FUCKING HEAR WHEN I SAID I WAS A SIREN IN DISGUISE ? ! ? OPEN YOUR EAAAAAARS, DUDE ! !
I'D BE TOO BUSY WORRYING ABOUT MY SECRET TO WORRY ABOUT MAKING FRIENDS, JACKASS ! !
I'D BE TOO BUSY WORRYING ABOUT MY SECRET TO WORRY ABOUT MAKING FRIENDS, JACKASS ! !
March 31, 2025 at 10:54 PM
wh
doing it right now
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⠀⠀⠀never lied in my life 😇
⠀⠀⠀never lied in my life 😇
alright well someone is lying here
March 31, 2025 at 10:53 PM
doing it right now
i'm whatever is funniest at the time
March 31, 2025 at 10:53 PM
i'm whatever is funniest at the time
bend over and i'll grab it
March 31, 2025 at 10:53 PM
bend over and i'll grab it
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⠀where's⠀your⠀tiara .
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⠀where's⠀your⠀tiara .
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March 31, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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⠀where's⠀your⠀tiara .
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⠀where's⠀your⠀tiara .
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alright well someone is lying here
March 31, 2025 at 10:52 PM
alright well someone is lying here
i'm also a pretty fucking princess so jot that down
March 31, 2025 at 10:51 PM
i'm also a pretty fucking princess so jot that down
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⠀did⠀two⠀grown⠀ass
⠀men⠀just⠀fight⠀over
⠀mermaids⠀and⠀fairies
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⠀did⠀two⠀grown⠀ass
⠀men⠀just⠀fight⠀over
⠀mermaids⠀and⠀fairies
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March 31, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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⠀did⠀two⠀grown⠀ass
⠀men⠀just⠀fight⠀over
⠀mermaids⠀and⠀fairies
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⠀did⠀two⠀grown⠀ass
⠀men⠀just⠀fight⠀over
⠀mermaids⠀and⠀fairies
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DID YOU NOT FUCKING HEAR WHEN I SAID I WAS A SIREN IN DISGUISE ? ! ? OPEN YOUR EAAAAAARS, DUDE ! !
I'D BE TOO BUSY WORRYING ABOUT MY SECRET TO WORRY ABOUT MAKING FRIENDS, JACKASS ! !
I'D BE TOO BUSY WORRYING ABOUT MY SECRET TO WORRY ABOUT MAKING FRIENDS, JACKASS ! !
I HOPE YOU'RE A HAG-FISH MERMAID WHO JUST MAKES A BUNCH OF SLIME THAT GETS IN THE GILLS OF OTHER FISH AND SUFFOCATES THEM BY CLOGGING IT SO YOU HAVE NO OTHER MERMAID FRIENDS!
I HOPE A HUMAN TRAPS YOU AND TEARS OFF YOUR FUCKING FAIRY WINGS. FUCK.
March 31, 2025 at 10:50 PM
DID YOU NOT FUCKING HEAR WHEN I SAID I WAS A SIREN IN DISGUISE ? ! ? OPEN YOUR EAAAAAARS, DUDE ! !
I'D BE TOO BUSY WORRYING ABOUT MY SECRET TO WORRY ABOUT MAKING FRIENDS, JACKASS ! !
I'D BE TOO BUSY WORRYING ABOUT MY SECRET TO WORRY ABOUT MAKING FRIENDS, JACKASS ! !
i'm so fucking pissed i'm going to drink twelve bottles of smirnoff so i'm not pissed anymore
March 31, 2025 at 10:49 PM
i'm so fucking pissed i'm going to drink twelve bottles of smirnoff so i'm not pissed anymore
// read this argument to the same tune as the two guys arguing about the wicked witch
March 31, 2025 at 10:48 PM
// read this argument to the same tune as the two guys arguing about the wicked witch
I HOPE A HUMAN TRAPS YOU AND TEARS OFF YOUR FUCKING FAIRY WINGS. FUCK.
I HOPE YOU GET BEACHED LIKE THE UGLY ASS MERMAID YOU ARE.
because it's UNICORNS AND FAIRIES. i only read about MERMAIDS.
March 31, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I HOPE A HUMAN TRAPS YOU AND TEARS OFF YOUR FUCKING FAIRY WINGS. FUCK.
because it's UNICORNS AND FAIRIES. i only read about MERMAIDS.
CLEARLY, You haven't read my fucking fan fic, you fake ass friend!
MERMAIDS DON'T NEED TESCO, IDIOT. THEY HUNT, LIKE COOL FUCKING CREATURES.
NEVER SEEN A FAIRY HUNT A SHARK.
NEVER SEEN A FAIRY HUNT A SHARK.
March 31, 2025 at 10:47 PM
because it's UNICORNS AND FAIRIES. i only read about MERMAIDS.
MERMAIDS DON'T NEED TESCO, IDIOT. THEY HUNT, LIKE COOL FUCKING CREATURES.
NEVER SEEN A FAIRY HUNT A SHARK.
NEVER SEEN A FAIRY HUNT A SHARK.
I'd much rather be a fairy princess than a fucking stupid MERMAID. Can't even go to Tesco's as a fucking mermaid, you stupid shit.
fucking UNICORNS. unbelievable
March 31, 2025 at 10:46 PM
MERMAIDS DON'T NEED TESCO, IDIOT. THEY HUNT, LIKE COOL FUCKING CREATURES.
NEVER SEEN A FAIRY HUNT A SHARK.
NEVER SEEN A FAIRY HUNT A SHARK.
i'll be sleeping with a stake and garlic breath, you bloody fucking moron
Sleep with one eye open, you unwashed bell-end.
dude, fuck you? everyome knows mermaids is, like, ten times more sophisticated. nobody worth their shit plays anything with UNICORNS.
March 31, 2025 at 10:43 PM
i'll be sleeping with a stake and garlic breath, you bloody fucking moron
dude, fuck you? everyome knows mermaids is, like, ten times more sophisticated. nobody worth their shit plays anything with UNICORNS.
Because it's much more fun to play Unicorns and Fairy Princesses, dumbass.
"i'm a man" "i'm manly"
okay well why dont you man the fuck up and play mermaids with me
okay well why dont you man the fuck up and play mermaids with me
March 31, 2025 at 10:40 PM
dude, fuck you? everyome knows mermaids is, like, ten times more sophisticated. nobody worth their shit plays anything with UNICORNS.