ascotdad.bsky.social
@ascotdad.bsky.social
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If you want to know what’s going on in the oceans, check out their seashell media.
February 5, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Day 1 release 100
Day 2 90
Day 3 80
A pure measure of how you land the plane
January 30, 2026 at 7:26 PM
I assume the finale will be behind a good size paywall
January 30, 2026 at 7:06 PM
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I also want to say thank you to the person who introduced me to the French word 'beaucoup' this year. It means a lot.
December 19, 2025 at 1:32 PM
My 12 year old is so invested/anxious that there is precious little joy in a game and I’m sure it’s at least partly because the digital experience is so gleeful around failure. Partly of course because everything matters more at 12
December 18, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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“People keep telling me what Bondi was about…”

https://www.patreon.com/posts/145965752?utm_campaign=postshare_fan
December 16, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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I can't tell you how many times I've signed an NDA.
November 11, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Coffee
June 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
What’s wrong with grot?
September 3, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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Hallo friends! If you’re seeing this please give it a bit of love for the algorithm.

Hey! I’m in London! I’ll be at Soho Theatre 6-9 August doing my very silly show A Passion For Passion and in Edinburgh after then.

🎟️https://www.alicecomedyfraser.com/upcoming-gigs

#APassionForPassion
August 5, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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At an airport I once saw a bunch of transcendentalists boarding a flight they’d chartered. At least I assumed they were transcendentalists because they were on a hire plane thank you please enjoy the weekend ahead.
July 25, 2025 at 10:40 AM
I hope for you some overlapping sleep. And not to experience the shoulder tap wake up “do you know your child is crying?”
July 15, 2025 at 8:19 AM
@lynneguist.bsky.social what no Wonga? Or is that too slangy
June 6, 2025 at 7:21 AM
@lynneguist.bsky.social spelling bee not acknowledging early 90s ladette culture
June 4, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Mach for today? As in airplane speed
June 3, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Would a rolling average in the background show the trend/story? 3 or 5 games
May 28, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Whenever there’s a new stage production of Hamlet I always wonder whether Russell Tovey is going to be in it.

It would be great, wouldn’t it, if there was a well-known quote from the play that summed up this situation.
May 7, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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An animation of @arseblog.com and @gunnerblog.bsky.social discussing Easter eggs
Leandro Trossard's goal-den eggs
YouTube video by Arseblog
youtu.be
April 27, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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A cop legally has to tell you what their favourite Catherine Zeta-Jones movie is, otherwise it’s Entrapment (1999)
April 23, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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What does your wardrobe say about you? It says you're the sort of person who believes in talking wardrobes.
February 17, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Allotments. An old drawing of mine.
February 11, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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Have you ever had to sunbathe on behalf of a buddy? (Basking for a friend)
February 10, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Due respect to rightful indignation but an ego maniac doesn’t change their mind when told they’re wrong. What we need is a campaign to get Webb to FIFA - chief supremo of all things whistle related. With a remit to accompany Infantino advising on laws wherever he may go. Imagine the status lift!
January 27, 2025 at 1:18 PM
@mooseallain.bsky.social love the calendars this year thanks so much
December 24, 2024 at 10:33 AM
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2024 Aardvent is here to download
It's a gift from us, all we ask is that you:
-enjoy it
-share the link with friends and get them to do it too
-don't sell it, alter it or use any of the images for anything else.
-download and use at your own risk
M&K xx
www.worldofmoose.com/pages/2024-a...
November 30, 2024 at 5:39 PM