Artie Vandelay
artievandelay.bsky.social
Artie Vandelay
@artievandelay.bsky.social
Which baby mama will devout MAGA Christian, Elon Musk, be publicly fighting with today???
February 16, 2025 at 1:56 PM
The ENTIRE world is laughing at us.

February 9, 2025 at 9:34 PM
We are pretty much at the point where MAGA is blaming USAID for 9-11, the Challenger Disaster, and the JFK Assassination.
February 8, 2025 at 6:12 PM
No need to worry about the price of eggs anymore, MAGA.

Because both Publix and Costco by me have ZERO eggs today.

Thanks, Trump!!!!
February 8, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Get ready for the Kennedy Center Honors of Kid Rock and Ted Nugent.
February 7, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Posted without comment.
February 7, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Just another totally normal morning on Elon’s social media platform.
February 7, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Well, that’s a “nice” way of saying it…
January 29, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Great job, Ron DeSantis!!!! 🤦‍♂️
January 29, 2025 at 10:57 AM
And by people, he means neo-Nazis.
January 29, 2025 at 10:38 AM
I didn’t think we’d get to the “find out” time so quickly as it pertains to people who voted for Trump. 🤷‍♂️
January 28, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Does Tom EVER not force-flex for any pics he posts??

Thirstiest MAGA on the internet.

January 24, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Reposted by Artie Vandelay
Reuters: US JUDGE CALLS PRESIDENT TRUMP'S ORDER CURTAILING BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP 'BLATANTLY UNCONSTITUTIONAL'
January 23, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Thoughts and prayers should fix these constant shootings, right?
ms.now MS NOW @ms.now · Jan 22
DEVELOPING: One person dead, two people in stable condition after shooting in TN high school.
January 22, 2025 at 7:27 PM
“Damnit, Pushaw, I want you to take a FHP Trooper away from helping Floridians in the middle of a rare snow and ice storm to pose an FHP truck in front of a Florida sign with my name under it so Casey and I can do some social media stuff!!!”
January 21, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Reposted by Artie Vandelay
Hey, Merrick Garland and all the other “institutionalists” with blinders on: How are those DOJ advisory memos and “norms” working out for the rule of law and democracy? Asking for our nation.
January 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
January 21, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Does this mean war???

Will we be invading Panama first? Then Mexico? Then Greenland?

These are some…interesting…times.
January 21, 2025 at 3:52 PM
People in California don’t have actual homes.

But please, tell us about temporarily staying in fancy hotels.
January 21, 2025 at 3:13 PM
WTF
January 21, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Is there ANYTHING at all that Trump will insanely propose in the next four years that the GOP Congress will not approve???

I’m guessing…no.
January 21, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Trump failed to do infrastructure during his first four years in office.

Biden got it done.

Now Trump is trying to get some sloppy seconds.
January 21, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Can’t wait to go grocery shopping this weekend and get my $2.00 eggs!
January 21, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Is the war in Ukraine over yet or no?
January 21, 2025 at 12:30 PM
More accurate headline: Trump lied about another day one promise to his voters.
President Trump is expected to direct agencies to study trade policies while holding off on promised day one tariffs, a move an adviser says aims to present his trade vision in a "measured way."
Trump Expected To Direct Agencies To Study Trade Policies, but Hold Off on Promised Day One Tariffs
A Trump adviser says the move is designed to lay out his trade vision in a ‘measured way’ and avoid spooking financial markets
buff.ly
January 21, 2025 at 11:01 AM