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artie fm | comics for breakfast
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Weekly breakfast and comic flat lay. Occasional thoughts.

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Iced tea and a Main Street Skillet
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November 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Peach and fig oolong and fried green tomatoes with a potato waffle and fried eggs
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November 9, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Iced green tea and Chinese bakery-style fresh fruit cake
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November 2, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Lady Ella Mae Gray tea latte and a pumpkin spice walnut scone with bourbon maple glaze
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October 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Iced coffee and apple coffee cake.
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October 19, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Arizona green tea and longsilog.
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October 12, 2025 at 2:57 PM
My house is missing two pairs of kitchen shears. This is anti-Asian hate.
October 12, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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in 2011, the president of antifa hired me to give fashion consultancy to the organization. i recommended everyone wear navy suits with tan shoes, dress sneakers, and golf polos with slim chinos. if you arrested everyone today wearing these things, you'd destroy antifa
October 11, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Which Death Cab for Cutie album is *the* Death Cab for Cutie album?
October 9, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Iced coffee with cinnamon maple cold foam and char siu bao with jian dui.
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October 5, 2025 at 1:43 PM
No… *you’re* crying behind the smoker at work.
October 1, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Iced Cozy Cabin tea with honey almond milk cold foam and a green smoothie bowl topped with peach and granola.
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September 28, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Official #1, to me: “you’ve had two monsters already?”
Official #2: “Artie works at a restaurant. You should be glad it’s not cocaine.”
September 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Ultra Vice Guava Monster Energy drink and applesauce pouch.
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September 21, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Ha ha ha lol good post. Great post. *walks into Mississippi River with rocks in pockets*
How close to burnout can I get without actually burning out?
September 21, 2025 at 11:07 AM
I was high when I sorted this tournament and it shows. I should not be in charge of things.
September 20, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Happy The Same Old Wasted Wonderful World by Motion City Soundtrack to all who observe.
September 19, 2025 at 10:30 AM
How close to burnout can I get without actually burning out?
September 17, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Coffee and vegan pancakes, sausage and eggs.
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September 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Brown sugar boba and banh mi bagel
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September 7, 2025 at 2:36 PM
While waiting for my Covid and flu shots, an employee asked if I had been helped. Rando customer said, “She’s picking up. Or he. I don’t know.”

Gender affirmed?
September 6, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Me, every day for 9 years:
Bad Place GIF
Alt: “This is the bad place” - Eleanor Shellstrop
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September 4, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Brown sugar boba and fauxmurice
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August 31, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I think the worst part of roller derby is the number of people who have passed since I started.
August 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Iced coffee and sourdough toast with garlic basil sundried tomato oil goat cheeze and a sunny side up egg
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August 24, 2025 at 4:24 PM