Artemis
@artemisofskyhold.bsky.social
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Tabletop RPGs🎲
Sustainability 🌿
Space 🌌
Shooting Sports 🔫
Woodworking & Construction 🏗
Forklift certified 💪
https://linktr.ee/libraryofskyhold
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Artemis
@artemisofskyhold.bsky.social
· Oct 22
Hi, Artemis here.
Your (mostly) friendly retired paladin Aasimar & current High Curator of Skyhold.
I spent many years searching for Skyhold and now that I found it with the aid of a brave party of adventurers I am working on restoring it to its former glory as a grand repository of information
Your (mostly) friendly retired paladin Aasimar & current High Curator of Skyhold.
I spent many years searching for Skyhold and now that I found it with the aid of a brave party of adventurers I am working on restoring it to its former glory as a grand repository of information
If all of these idiots can do it, how hard could it possibly be?
August 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
If all of these idiots can do it, how hard could it possibly be?
I highly advise regular tavern meals for your mental health.
August 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I highly advise regular tavern meals for your mental health.
Why do all the flithiest metal vocalists look like this???
August 18, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Why do all the flithiest metal vocalists look like this???
Had some energy today to migrate all of my water prop babies to new homes.
I drink A LOT of tea.
So I drilled some drainage holes into tea tins I've been hoarding and made some free and aestheticly pleasing pots.
I drink A LOT of tea.
So I drilled some drainage holes into tea tins I've been hoarding and made some free and aestheticly pleasing pots.
August 17, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Had some energy today to migrate all of my water prop babies to new homes.
I drink A LOT of tea.
So I drilled some drainage holes into tea tins I've been hoarding and made some free and aestheticly pleasing pots.
I drink A LOT of tea.
So I drilled some drainage holes into tea tins I've been hoarding and made some free and aestheticly pleasing pots.
I hate risking money on academic books.
I spent $$$ and weeks reading a book that was supposed to be about the history of agriculture but it's literally 500 pages of regurgitated facts and comments from other scholars over the past 200 years and 50% of the book has been disproven in the last decade.
I spent $$$ and weeks reading a book that was supposed to be about the history of agriculture but it's literally 500 pages of regurgitated facts and comments from other scholars over the past 200 years and 50% of the book has been disproven in the last decade.
August 16, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I hate risking money on academic books.
I spent $$$ and weeks reading a book that was supposed to be about the history of agriculture but it's literally 500 pages of regurgitated facts and comments from other scholars over the past 200 years and 50% of the book has been disproven in the last decade.
I spent $$$ and weeks reading a book that was supposed to be about the history of agriculture but it's literally 500 pages of regurgitated facts and comments from other scholars over the past 200 years and 50% of the book has been disproven in the last decade.
Hi, game devs. It's me again, your resident firearms expert.
Battlefield 6 BETA
I love you guys, but all the optics are on the guns backward.
I beg.
Just like 5 extra minutes of research.
I shouldn't have to reach to the front of the scope or red dot to make adjustments.
Battlefield 6 BETA
I love you guys, but all the optics are on the guns backward.
I beg.
Just like 5 extra minutes of research.
I shouldn't have to reach to the front of the scope or red dot to make adjustments.
August 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Hi, game devs. It's me again, your resident firearms expert.
Battlefield 6 BETA
I love you guys, but all the optics are on the guns backward.
I beg.
Just like 5 extra minutes of research.
I shouldn't have to reach to the front of the scope or red dot to make adjustments.
Battlefield 6 BETA
I love you guys, but all the optics are on the guns backward.
I beg.
Just like 5 extra minutes of research.
I shouldn't have to reach to the front of the scope or red dot to make adjustments.
Coworker 1: WHACK!
Me: FUCK!
Me: ...that's my favorite game.
Coworker 2 (visibly confused): what's whack fuck?
Me:
Me: FUCK!
Me: ...that's my favorite game.
Coworker 2 (visibly confused): what's whack fuck?
Me:
a man in a suit and tie is standing next to another man .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing next to another man .
media.tenor.com
August 8, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Coworker 1: WHACK!
Me: FUCK!
Me: ...that's my favorite game.
Coworker 2 (visibly confused): what's whack fuck?
Me:
Me: FUCK!
Me: ...that's my favorite game.
Coworker 2 (visibly confused): what's whack fuck?
Me:
Ew. So I guess we have to keep an eye out for gAI in game mods now.
Came across a mod for Stardew that includes AI portraits.
The one I found was called "'Older' Jas Anime Portrait" which already gave me the ick for aging up a character that is literally a child.
Came across a mod for Stardew that includes AI portraits.
The one I found was called "'Older' Jas Anime Portrait" which already gave me the ick for aging up a character that is literally a child.
August 4, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Ew. So I guess we have to keep an eye out for gAI in game mods now.
Came across a mod for Stardew that includes AI portraits.
The one I found was called "'Older' Jas Anime Portrait" which already gave me the ick for aging up a character that is literally a child.
Came across a mod for Stardew that includes AI portraits.
The one I found was called "'Older' Jas Anime Portrait" which already gave me the ick for aging up a character that is literally a child.
Metal heads are absolutely the best music fans, and nothing will change my mind.
The vibes at the Pantera concert are immaculate. 💅 We have 50+ year old metal dads protecting the tween pits, and the smokers and vapers are making sure their smoke goes towards the ground.
All smiles and vibes.
The vibes at the Pantera concert are immaculate. 💅 We have 50+ year old metal dads protecting the tween pits, and the smokers and vapers are making sure their smoke goes towards the ground.
All smiles and vibes.
August 4, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Metal heads are absolutely the best music fans, and nothing will change my mind.
The vibes at the Pantera concert are immaculate. 💅 We have 50+ year old metal dads protecting the tween pits, and the smokers and vapers are making sure their smoke goes towards the ground.
All smiles and vibes.
The vibes at the Pantera concert are immaculate. 💅 We have 50+ year old metal dads protecting the tween pits, and the smokers and vapers are making sure their smoke goes towards the ground.
All smiles and vibes.
It's bold of Visa and Mastercard to make their CEOs' names and pictures publicly available.
I have further comments, but I'm also having a background check run for a DOD position, so I have to behave on social media.
I have further comments, but I'm also having a background check run for a DOD position, so I have to behave on social media.
July 29, 2025 at 4:29 PM
It's bold of Visa and Mastercard to make their CEOs' names and pictures publicly available.
I have further comments, but I'm also having a background check run for a DOD position, so I have to behave on social media.
I have further comments, but I'm also having a background check run for a DOD position, so I have to behave on social media.
My peace lily the second I take my eyes off of it.
a man with dreadlocks making a surprised face with his mouth open
ALT: a man with dreadlocks making a surprised face with his mouth open
media.tenor.com
July 28, 2025 at 10:40 AM
My peace lily the second I take my eyes off of it.
As an FFL, I spent months calling around to companies trying to find a card processor. We ended up going with CRS.
They were a little rough around the edges 10-ish years ago when I dealt with them, but maybe they have a system to tie into your personal sites if need be.
🤷♀️
They were a little rough around the edges 10-ish years ago when I dealt with them, but maybe they have a system to tie into your personal sites if need be.
🤷♀️
July 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
As an FFL, I spent months calling around to companies trying to find a card processor. We ended up going with CRS.
They were a little rough around the edges 10-ish years ago when I dealt with them, but maybe they have a system to tie into your personal sites if need be.
🤷♀️
They were a little rough around the edges 10-ish years ago when I dealt with them, but maybe they have a system to tie into your personal sites if need be.
🤷♀️
Sheik is giving him the camel clutch, making him humble
July 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Sheik is giving him the camel clutch, making him humble
So, credit card processors amiright?
July 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
So, credit card processors amiright?
... oh no ...
The Cosmere® RPG is available now!
Get it here: tinyurl.com/yzzu7wyu
Step into Brandon Sanderson’s epic fantasy universe!
Gather your friends and venture across Roshar with the Stormlight™ Handbook, World Guide, and more from @brotherwisegames.bsky.social
#ttrpg
Get it here: tinyurl.com/yzzu7wyu
Step into Brandon Sanderson’s epic fantasy universe!
Gather your friends and venture across Roshar with the Stormlight™ Handbook, World Guide, and more from @brotherwisegames.bsky.social
#ttrpg
July 23, 2025 at 3:35 PM
... oh no ...
RIP to an absolute ledgend.
a man wearing sunglasses and a black shirt is saying rock and roll
ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a black shirt is saying rock and roll
media.tenor.com
July 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM
RIP to an absolute ledgend.
On today's episode of "arguments I never thought I hear in the blue collar work place"
My coworkers are arguing about how we lost days on the Gregorian calendar because of a clerical error.
My coworkers are arguing about how we lost days on the Gregorian calendar because of a clerical error.
July 21, 2025 at 3:04 PM
On today's episode of "arguments I never thought I hear in the blue collar work place"
My coworkers are arguing about how we lost days on the Gregorian calendar because of a clerical error.
My coworkers are arguing about how we lost days on the Gregorian calendar because of a clerical error.
Indeed Email: hey you would be prefect for this job. You meet all the requirements!
Me, looks at listing: cool, cool, except I'm missing a whole ass required language, my dude. Let me just speed run Dutch rq.
Me, looks at listing: cool, cool, except I'm missing a whole ass required language, my dude. Let me just speed run Dutch rq.
July 17, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Indeed Email: hey you would be prefect for this job. You meet all the requirements!
Me, looks at listing: cool, cool, except I'm missing a whole ass required language, my dude. Let me just speed run Dutch rq.
Me, looks at listing: cool, cool, except I'm missing a whole ass required language, my dude. Let me just speed run Dutch rq.
Isles if the Emberdark
Finished ✅️
Now, to go into my post-Sanderson stupor feeling emotionally exhausted.
Finished ✅️
Now, to go into my post-Sanderson stupor feeling emotionally exhausted.
July 17, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Isles if the Emberdark
Finished ✅️
Now, to go into my post-Sanderson stupor feeling emotionally exhausted.
Finished ✅️
Now, to go into my post-Sanderson stupor feeling emotionally exhausted.
In case you need some good news today, a vending machine sack Reese's Pieces has 5g of protein.
Go hit those macros babies.
(I am sick at work, in 100-degree heat, and very tired. Please excuse me 🙏)
Go hit those macros babies.
(I am sick at work, in 100-degree heat, and very tired. Please excuse me 🙏)
July 17, 2025 at 2:28 PM
In case you need some good news today, a vending machine sack Reese's Pieces has 5g of protein.
Go hit those macros babies.
(I am sick at work, in 100-degree heat, and very tired. Please excuse me 🙏)
Go hit those macros babies.
(I am sick at work, in 100-degree heat, and very tired. Please excuse me 🙏)
Reposted by Artemis
I've been working on and actively play testing The Decay: Survival Horror Roleplaying. Its base is built off the Breathless system with various other influences. If folks are interested in trying the game, there's a link to my discord in my pinned post.
July 16, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I've been working on and actively play testing The Decay: Survival Horror Roleplaying. Its base is built off the Breathless system with various other influences. If folks are interested in trying the game, there's a link to my discord in my pinned post.
Reposted by Artemis
Exclusion Zone Botanist is an ENNIE-nominated solo drawing and exploration game. Move hex by hex through the EZ. Roll dice to discover strange and dangerous flora. Decide when it’s time to turn around and get out… before it’s too late.
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July 17, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Exclusion Zone Botanist is an ENNIE-nominated solo drawing and exploration game. Move hex by hex through the EZ. Roll dice to discover strange and dangerous flora. Decide when it’s time to turn around and get out… before it’s too late.
peregrinecoast.press/products/exc...
peregrinecoast.press/products/exc...
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Grasp, based off the Pillars of Creation photo taken by the Hubble telescope in the 90s
July 16, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Grasp, based off the Pillars of Creation photo taken by the Hubble telescope in the 90s
The struggle of defining characters and putting them into words is so difficult.
Like I have this grand nebulous concept of who this person is, but sitting down and making it physical for other people to perceive is another level.
Like I have this grand nebulous concept of who this person is, but sitting down and making it physical for other people to perceive is another level.
July 13, 2025 at 12:29 PM
The struggle of defining characters and putting them into words is so difficult.
Like I have this grand nebulous concept of who this person is, but sitting down and making it physical for other people to perceive is another level.
Like I have this grand nebulous concept of who this person is, but sitting down and making it physical for other people to perceive is another level.
Hi, so. Halfway point.
This is definitely
"Isles of Emberdark: a fangirls guide to the Cosmere"
Please, do not start your Brando Sando journey with this book.
So far, it has a wonderful commentary on coming to terms with aging and the progress of society, making individuals feel out of touch.
This is definitely
"Isles of Emberdark: a fangirls guide to the Cosmere"
Please, do not start your Brando Sando journey with this book.
So far, it has a wonderful commentary on coming to terms with aging and the progress of society, making individuals feel out of touch.
July 12, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Hi, so. Halfway point.
This is definitely
"Isles of Emberdark: a fangirls guide to the Cosmere"
Please, do not start your Brando Sando journey with this book.
So far, it has a wonderful commentary on coming to terms with aging and the progress of society, making individuals feel out of touch.
This is definitely
"Isles of Emberdark: a fangirls guide to the Cosmere"
Please, do not start your Brando Sando journey with this book.
So far, it has a wonderful commentary on coming to terms with aging and the progress of society, making individuals feel out of touch.