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newt NOT rook
@arookcallednewt.bsky.social
i study interesting magic. necromancy and fade stuff count. strife can fight me if he sees this cause i was RIGHT.

don't call me rook, only (dad) varric can do that.

[rp/silly account. main: https://bsky.app/profile/simsby.bsky.social ]
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#ooc thingie since this seems a good idea

- 18+. writer is 21+, NO MINORS ALLOWED
- ship and platonic stuff are obviously fine (nsfw in private only + with ppl i'm comfy with)
- i also do long rp on discord so feel free to ask about that if you wanna!!
- newt facts down below!!
Am I coming back to people from another world showing up here? That's actually really cool. I need to know how it happened.
January 15, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Reposted by newt NOT rook
#ooc you know what, i'm going to say it. like varric, i'm old and tired and done this too many times. gonna hold your hand with a pair of hot tongs when i say this and i'm not gonna sugar coat it. we've tried that. y'all don't listen.

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January 1, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Things are getting spicy out here, I see.
December 31, 2024 at 8:24 PM
I agree. There's definitely plenty of appeal to both of you.
December 31, 2024 at 1:11 AM
Ah, right. /Can I climb you?/
December 30, 2024 at 7:10 PM
You definitely are. Is that a yes?
December 30, 2024 at 5:52 PM
Yes. And climb the very attractive men. It's only right. You included, clearly.
December 30, 2024 at 5:49 PM
Reposted by newt NOT rook
Polycule with me, Newt, when?
Him, Emmrich, Lucanis, and Spite. All climbable.
December 29, 2024 at 8:11 PM
*smiles* I look forward to when you have an answer.
December 30, 2024 at 3:53 PM
Yes, but only if you're willing.
December 30, 2024 at 3:20 PM
Who says I have to climb you while you're standing? I'm sure it'd be fine then.
December 30, 2024 at 6:37 AM
You're big. It's a size thing. And pretty much everyone is taller and bigger than me and I like a challenge so ---
December 30, 2024 at 3:47 AM
That's besides the point and I disagree besides. I'm perfectly content where my standards are. Though I could do with more... climbing. If you catch my meaning.
December 30, 2024 at 3:16 AM
*leans forward* oooor maybe you're just not your own type and that's just fine. I'd still kiss you and more given half the chance.
December 30, 2024 at 3:10 AM
She's everywhere. She's in the walls.
December 30, 2024 at 2:50 AM
You. You're attractive. Is that so surprising to you?
December 30, 2024 at 2:41 AM
Orrrrr... I could flirt with very attractive men (unless they ask me to stop of course, consent is sexy and boundaries are important), you included.
December 30, 2024 at 2:23 AM
By being drop dead gorgeous. A kiss from you would let die happy so if you're willing, let me know.
December 29, 2024 at 10:20 PM
I am but a very gay squirrel and there are very attractive men everywhere, what do you expect me to do?
December 29, 2024 at 8:13 PM
Is that an invitation? Because I will gladly accept
December 29, 2024 at 8:11 PM
Polycule with me, Newt, when?
Him, Emmrich, Lucanis, and Spite. All climbable.
December 29, 2024 at 8:11 PM
I'm light and he's sturdier than he looks. He can take it.
December 29, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Reposted by newt NOT rook
may have gone out the other night. someone got this of me and honestly, these are pretty fun to do and stay on. hate bars, but this? this was fun.
December 10, 2024 at 4:46 PM
Him, Emmrich, Lucanis, and Spite. All climbable.
December 29, 2024 at 7:54 PM
Yes, I would climb Davrin like a tree. Any time. Anywhere.
December 29, 2024 at 7:41 PM