Armless Alliance Quotes! ⚾💼🪙
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And, y-you know, she's our FRIEND?!
November 14, 2025 at 11:25 PM
And, y-you know, she's our FRIEND?!
Nothing personal... right?
November 14, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Nothing personal... right?
No. The two team captains couldn't be any more different. You just missed your crew. The Grand Slams though... What, between Mic, Balloon, Suitcase... I clearly missed everything about mine.
November 14, 2025 at 7:28 AM
No. The two team captains couldn't be any more different. You just missed your crew. The Grand Slams though... What, between Mic, Balloon, Suitcase... I clearly missed everything about mine.
And Baseball? Do you understand why I voted for Nickel? WHY I left the alliance?
November 13, 2025 at 11:25 PM
And Baseball? Do you understand why I voted for Nickel? WHY I left the alliance?
Yay for social cliques...
November 13, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Yay for social cliques...
It did...! Wait, what?! You want me to steal? I can't do that!
November 13, 2025 at 7:28 AM
It did...! Wait, what?! You want me to steal? I can't do that!
Nickel, I voted for you tonight.
November 12, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Nickel, I voted for you tonight.
It did...! Wait, what?! You want me to steal? I can't do that!
November 12, 2025 at 3:25 PM
It did...! Wait, what?! You want me to steal? I can't do that!
Yep, those are the words of an independent thinker, alright!
November 12, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Yep, those are the words of an independent thinker, alright!
You can pretend to care how I feel, but I know who you really answer to. You say you disagree with Nickel's tactics, but never act against them.
November 11, 2025 at 11:25 PM
You can pretend to care how I feel, but I know who you really answer to. You say you disagree with Nickel's tactics, but never act against them.
Heh. Well, you heard her. It's nothing personal.
November 11, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Heh. Well, you heard her. It's nothing personal.
What we had before?! We don't... really even... talk! It's never been anything personal, a-at all! And to me, that's not what an alliance... is!
November 11, 2025 at 7:27 AM
What we had before?! We don't... really even... talk! It's never been anything personal, a-at all! And to me, that's not what an alliance... is!
Wh-what? I-I'm just getting it for my friends! I know they'll appreciate it!
November 10, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Wh-what? I-I'm just getting it for my friends! I know they'll appreciate it!
I really tried to be a good alliance member, but I just stepped all over it...
November 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I really tried to be a good alliance member, but I just stepped all over it...
...I know Nickel comes off as strong sometimes, but... it's just that he expects a lot out of us. H-he believes in us.
November 10, 2025 at 7:27 AM
...I know Nickel comes off as strong sometimes, but... it's just that he expects a lot out of us. H-he believes in us.
Nickel, I voted for you tonight.
November 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Nickel, I voted for you tonight.
And, y-you know, she's our FRIEND?!
November 9, 2025 at 3:25 PM
And, y-you know, she's our FRIEND?!
Yep, those are the words of an independent thinker, alright!
November 9, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Yep, those are the words of an independent thinker, alright!
But... that would mean it was... my fault.
November 8, 2025 at 11:25 PM
But... that would mean it was... my fault.
I was just saying that we have to form an alliance! I mean, OJ and Taco made it so far last season with that method. I think that we would be smart if we did that too!
November 8, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I was just saying that we have to form an alliance! I mean, OJ and Taco made it so far last season with that method. I think that we would be smart if we did that too!
Good talk... Yeah...
November 8, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Good talk... Yeah...
Oh no, my alliance is gone! I'll avenge them by following in their footsteps!
November 7, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Oh no, my alliance is gone! I'll avenge them by following in their footsteps!
You weren't getting the respect you deserved, and I'm sorry I let that happen. That's not what a leader should do. I get that now.
November 7, 2025 at 3:25 PM
You weren't getting the respect you deserved, and I'm sorry I let that happen. That's not what a leader should do. I get that now.
Heh. Well, you heard her. It's nothing personal.
November 7, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Heh. Well, you heard her. It's nothing personal.
Hi! I'm sorry Knife was so mean to you, but I'll join your alliance!
November 6, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Hi! I'm sorry Knife was so mean to you, but I'll join your alliance!