Armless Alliance Quotes! ⚾💼🪙
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What?! We didn't force her to do anything. Right, Suitcase?
January 4, 2026 at 10:07 AM
What?! We didn't force her to do anything. Right, Suitcase?
What?! We didn't force her to do anything. Right, Suitcase?
January 4, 2026 at 2:05 AM
What?! We didn't force her to do anything. Right, Suitcase?
I'm sorry. For the longest time, I've been so unsure of myself. Whether or not I should... make my presence known.
January 3, 2026 at 6:05 PM
I'm sorry. For the longest time, I've been so unsure of myself. Whether or not I should... make my presence known.
You know what, it wasn't her fault. She didn't know it'd be a surprise double elimination. I was upset at the time, but I realize now she was just a victim of circumstance. So yeah, to clarify, platform I, I forgive her.
January 3, 2026 at 10:07 AM
You know what, it wasn't her fault. She didn't know it'd be a surprise double elimination. I was upset at the time, but I realize now she was just a victim of circumstance. So yeah, to clarify, platform I, I forgive her.
Well... what good did it do for you, huh?! The only thing you stood for is burning your allies and weakening your chances, alright? As long as I'm here, you're not fooling anyone again.
January 3, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Well... what good did it do for you, huh?! The only thing you stood for is burning your allies and weakening your chances, alright? As long as I'm here, you're not fooling anyone again.
No. The two team captains couldn't be any more different. You just missed your crew. The Grand Slams though... What, between Mic, Balloon, Suitcase... I clearly missed everything about mine.
January 2, 2026 at 6:05 PM
No. The two team captains couldn't be any more different. You just missed your crew. The Grand Slams though... What, between Mic, Balloon, Suitcase... I clearly missed everything about mine.
It did...! Wait, what?! You want me to steal? I can't do that!
January 2, 2026 at 10:08 AM
It did...! Wait, what?! You want me to steal? I can't do that!
I really tried to be a good alliance member, but I just stepped all over it...
January 2, 2026 at 2:05 AM
I really tried to be a good alliance member, but I just stepped all over it...
Never better.
January 1, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Never better.
Yeah, but are you really in an alliance if you feel like you have no control, though? We should let her have a friend. This is her choice to make.
January 1, 2026 at 10:08 AM
Yeah, but are you really in an alliance if you feel like you have no control, though? We should let her have a friend. This is her choice to make.
But, Suitcase, he was tearing us apart! I wanted us to have what we had before!
January 1, 2026 at 2:05 AM
But, Suitcase, he was tearing us apart! I wanted us to have what we had before!
I'm... im-improving.
December 31, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I'm... im-improving.
Well... what good did it do for you, huh?! The only thing you stood for is burning your allies and weakening your chances, alright? As long as I'm here, you're not fooling anyone again.
December 31, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Well... what good did it do for you, huh?! The only thing you stood for is burning your allies and weakening your chances, alright? As long as I'm here, you're not fooling anyone again.
It did...! Wait, what?! You want me to steal? I can't do that!
December 31, 2025 at 2:05 AM
It did...! Wait, what?! You want me to steal? I can't do that!
WE ALL GET DROPPED SOONER OR LATER. 🖤⛓️
December 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM
WE ALL GET DROPPED SOONER OR LATER. 🖤⛓️
...I know Nickel comes off as strong sometimes, but... it's just that he expects a lot out of us. H-he believes in us.
December 30, 2025 at 10:07 AM
...I know Nickel comes off as strong sometimes, but... it's just that he expects a lot out of us. H-he believes in us.
I was just saying that we have to form an alliance! I mean, OJ and Taco made it so far last season with that method. I think that we would be smart if we did that too!
December 30, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I was just saying that we have to form an alliance! I mean, OJ and Taco made it so far last season with that method. I think that we would be smart if we did that too!
Hi! I'm sorry Knife was so mean to you, but I'll join your alliance!
December 29, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Hi! I'm sorry Knife was so mean to you, but I'll join your alliance!
But... that would mean it was... my fault.
December 29, 2025 at 10:08 AM
But... that would mean it was... my fault.
You can pretend to care how I feel, but I know who you really answer to. You say you disagree with Nickel's tactics, but never act against them.
December 29, 2025 at 2:05 AM
You can pretend to care how I feel, but I know who you really answer to. You say you disagree with Nickel's tactics, but never act against them.
I really tried to be a good alliance member, but I just stepped all over it...
December 28, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I really tried to be a good alliance member, but I just stepped all over it...
Yeah, well, you're armless just like us. I think you're the perfect candidate!
December 28, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Yeah, well, you're armless just like us. I think you're the perfect candidate!
Nothing personal... right?
December 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Nothing personal... right?
I wish I knew how to fix this.
December 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I wish I knew how to fix this.
Good talk... Yeah...
December 27, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Good talk... Yeah...