Hugh Hoofner
@arlon.bsky.social
Some old dude that lives in the California desert and pretends to be a deer person online
Figured I'd share progress. It's almost like you can tell when I started wegovy
November 21, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Figured I'd share progress. It's almost like you can tell when I started wegovy
Stand strong Dems. If you cave in now and end shutdown without healthcare, it will be for naught and you lose everything you gained this week, and more.
November 7, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Stand strong Dems. If you cave in now and end shutdown without healthcare, it will be for naught and you lose everything you gained this week, and more.
At a park. Perfect temperature. On a blanket. Stoned. Head in lap. Friendly chat.
Heaven
Heaven
October 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM
At a park. Perfect temperature. On a blanket. Stoned. Head in lap. Friendly chat.
Heaven
Heaven
Your kiss tasted like weed, and that only made it hotter
October 2, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Your kiss tasted like weed, and that only made it hotter
If I could fuck myself the way I fuck other people, I would die in a sexual happiness singularity.
September 29, 2025 at 8:28 AM
If I could fuck myself the way I fuck other people, I would die in a sexual happiness singularity.
Pro-tip to Arlon-speak.
If i ever respond with "okey-dokey", that's my way of giving up and accepting that I've been brushed off.
Hey, let's find some time to hang out. Got free time next week?
Oh gosh, I'm not sure, I have all this stuff i need to do *insert lame platitude here*
Okey-dokey
If i ever respond with "okey-dokey", that's my way of giving up and accepting that I've been brushed off.
Hey, let's find some time to hang out. Got free time next week?
Oh gosh, I'm not sure, I have all this stuff i need to do *insert lame platitude here*
Okey-dokey
September 25, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Pro-tip to Arlon-speak.
If i ever respond with "okey-dokey", that's my way of giving up and accepting that I've been brushed off.
Hey, let's find some time to hang out. Got free time next week?
Oh gosh, I'm not sure, I have all this stuff i need to do *insert lame platitude here*
Okey-dokey
If i ever respond with "okey-dokey", that's my way of giving up and accepting that I've been brushed off.
Hey, let's find some time to hang out. Got free time next week?
Oh gosh, I'm not sure, I have all this stuff i need to do *insert lame platitude here*
Okey-dokey
Stupid con shit, you know the kind, lead to serious PCD. But after spending a couple days ruminating and angsting, I managed to unpack some baggage I didn't know I had.
I guess that's good?
I guess that's good?
September 24, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Stupid con shit, you know the kind, lead to serious PCD. But after spending a couple days ruminating and angsting, I managed to unpack some baggage I didn't know I had.
I guess that's good?
I guess that's good?
Pretty certain, at this point, I'll never have a boyfriend that makes me feel whole. I've gotten close a few times.
September 23, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Pretty certain, at this point, I'll never have a boyfriend that makes me feel whole. I've gotten close a few times.
AFC was the least drinky con over every been to. I didn't have a single drop of alcohol, but I was stoned most of the time.
September 22, 2025 at 4:34 PM
AFC was the least drinky con over every been to. I didn't have a single drop of alcohol, but I was stoned most of the time.
Will show up tomorrow at AFC late Saturday morning. Who am I gonna see there?
September 19, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Will show up tomorrow at AFC late Saturday morning. Who am I gonna see there?
Looks like I won't be at Further Confusion 2026. Hotel prices are pretty outrageous.
August 4, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Looks like I won't be at Further Confusion 2026. Hotel prices are pretty outrageous.
I am appropriately stoned while watching Happy Gilmore 2. This shit's funny
August 1, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I am appropriately stoned while watching Happy Gilmore 2. This shit's funny
Ever get a short wirey eyebrow hair that bugs the shit out of you, but you can't seem to pluck it so you worry it until the follacle is red and angry?
July 5, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Ever get a short wirey eyebrow hair that bugs the shit out of you, but you can't seem to pluck it so you worry it until the follacle is red and angry?
Pride month is over, time to switch flags ...
July 1, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Pride month is over, time to switch flags ...
The leading cause of death of children in the US is guns... Until the RFK's anti-vax mandates kick in.
The GOP wants us unquestioning, uneducated, or dead. They're not even trying to hide it
The GOP wants us unquestioning, uneducated, or dead. They're not even trying to hide it
June 28, 2025 at 1:13 PM
The leading cause of death of children in the US is guns... Until the RFK's anti-vax mandates kick in.
The GOP wants us unquestioning, uneducated, or dead. They're not even trying to hide it
The GOP wants us unquestioning, uneducated, or dead. They're not even trying to hide it
Sometimes my management gets too buddy-buddy and I get drawn in cuz we all need friends.
Your manager is not your friend. Ever! Never let your guard down.
Your manager is not your friend. Ever! Never let your guard down.
June 25, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Sometimes my management gets too buddy-buddy and I get drawn in cuz we all need friends.
Your manager is not your friend. Ever! Never let your guard down.
Your manager is not your friend. Ever! Never let your guard down.
My mother's in the hospital. She's not doing well. I knew it was bad when she didn't call to wish me a happy birthday.
I'm not ready for this.
I'm not ready for this.
June 10, 2025 at 2:33 AM
My mother's in the hospital. She's not doing well. I knew it was bad when she didn't call to wish me a happy birthday.
I'm not ready for this.
I'm not ready for this.
Went to a tattoo show this weekend and got some ink
June 9, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Went to a tattoo show this weekend and got some ink
When are citizens going to get angry enough about ICE raids to get violent?! When are we going to stand up to fascism and protect other humans who just want to live in peace?
Get mad!!
Get mad!!
June 3, 2025 at 5:28 AM
When are citizens going to get angry enough about ICE raids to get violent?! When are we going to stand up to fascism and protect other humans who just want to live in peace?
Get mad!!
Get mad!!
Every time that I hear my voice played back to me I think, "oh my God I sound gay AF"
May 29, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Every time that I hear my voice played back to me I think, "oh my God I sound gay AF"
Short, but good trip.
Also hung out at the Southend Public House. Man, I'm so jealous of the Seattle furs to have this community anchor
Also hung out at the Southend Public House. Man, I'm so jealous of the Seattle furs to have this community anchor
May 22, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Short, but good trip.
Also hung out at the Southend Public House. Man, I'm so jealous of the Seattle furs to have this community anchor
Also hung out at the Southend Public House. Man, I'm so jealous of the Seattle furs to have this community anchor
Gonna be in Seattle tomorrow for a couple days with a friend. If anyone wants to hang, hmu.
May 19, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Gonna be in Seattle tomorrow for a couple days with a friend. If anyone wants to hang, hmu.