Arkane9D
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Arkane9D
@arkane9d.bsky.social
Qtoid, ctoid, blutoid, catoid
Gotta say, playing Fortnite in bot-only lobbies is an eye-opener. No need to worry about being gunned down, just do your quests in peace, enjoy the sights, and chill. I don't think I’ll be going back to regular battle royale after this. #blutoid
November 19, 2025 at 10:35 PM
The Simpsons is now in Fortnite, and after I've seen the map, it's crazy that the best virtual rendition of Springfield is still from Virtual Springfield. Which released in 1997! #blutoid
November 1, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Nintendo is funny. Big hotel room designer mode, creative mode, tons of items including stuff from other Nintendo IPs and Lego? Free! Slighly improved resolution, mouse and chat support, larger multiplayer count and useless megaphone item? $4.99, please. #blutoid
October 30, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Threw my back out, on sick leave, but at least Lego Party arrived in the mail to cheer me up. So far, it's damn good. Probably better than Mario Part, at least just as good. #blutoid
October 22, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Anyone know how Lego Party is on Switch? I'm ok with 30 fps and lower resolution, but I've seen some posts and reviews saying it feels laggy/unresponsive. So not sure I should get it on PS or Switch.
October 3, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Did you know that FromSoftware made a nonogram game for DS? The puzzles look like this. It truly is the Dark Souls of picross games. #blutoid
September 29, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Yakuza Kiwami 3 was announced today, and no one is questioning that Kiryu will join an all-women biker gang. And of course the obatarian is there too. #blutoid
September 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
If you're looking for an "Inspirational Quote of the Day", this is it. Brought to you by my recent Judgment playthrough. #blutoid
September 15, 2025 at 10:20 AM
The DQ VII remake will launch in 2026, which is 13 years since the 3DS remake, which was released 13 years after the original game. I think I'll just wait and play the next DQ VII remake in 2039. #blutoid
September 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Also, why is Bananza getting DLC but not Mario Kart World? Nintendo, you messed up the order. And how/why is there now a Donkey Kong roguelike? #blutoid
September 12, 2025 at 4:11 PM
First Minecraft + Animal Crossing - Australia Edition. Then Minecraft - Pokémon Edition. Wait, Koei Tecmo is making the latter? Is it actually Dragon Quest Builders 3 in disguise? #blutoid
September 12, 2025 at 4:06 PM
How about we brainstorm some alternatives for bad video game genre terms? So far I've come up with: Metroidvania -> gatemaze. Roguelike -> RNG-loop. Soulslike -> bonfire gauntlet. If there are no other suggestions, I expect the entire Internet to be using these terms by Monday morning #blutoid
August 16, 2025 at 8:54 PM
At this point, I'll be mad if the Final Fantasy IX remake does exist. Because you can't have the remake in production and NOT reveal it today. That would just be disrespectful. Just release an HD backgrounds pack for the standard game instead, Square Enix! #blutoid
July 7, 2025 at 5:29 PM
What are you drinking this fine summer weekend? The Yakuza series has a number of famous types of liquor. I recommend some Terrified whisky. "The whisky's having been manufactured understands and it doesn't understand for the first time when where it was." ...what?
#blutoid
June 21, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I had a feeling Zebra Donkey Kong would stir up some... feelings in people. And a quick search on bluesky proved me right. Just like Peachette, I don't think Nintendo knows what they have unleashed. #blutoid
June 18, 2025 at 9:11 PM
How I wish my wife would greet me when I get home and tell her I had a rough day at work:
#blutoid
June 14, 2025 at 8:06 PM
"There are over 13,000 unique lines of dialogue for that announcer written by the writer of LEGO City Undercover"

Ok, I'm so getting this game. LCU was one of the most hilarious games I have played.
#blutoid
LEGO Party Preview - A More Interactive Party Game | TechRaptor
Is LEGO Party just Mario Party? Well, yes and no. There are quite a few changes and LEGO Party is a lot more interactive.
techraptor.net
June 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Tell me your pet's name with a gif. #blutoid
June 9, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Where my Final Fantasy IX remake at, Sony? #blutoid
June 4, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Anyone seen the last Destructoid reader survey? Feels like a bad joke.
"What do you want to see more of? Community blogs? Readers and writers once a week sharing the games they play?Weekly columns?" Kinda nauseating. The site used to have all those things, you knuckleheads. #blutoid
May 20, 2025 at 9:43 PM
So in #fortnite, how about if there was a mode where you choose a character from another IP (like Sub-Zero from Mortal Kombat) and that character comes equipped only with their canon abilities that were seasonal items/weapons in the regular mode. Fun idea? #blutoid
May 11, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Switch 2? Nah, I went to a new thrift store nearby, found 4 PS3s, and bought the OG Foreman grill model for $20. Suck it, Ken Kutaragi, that's way less than 599! Look it this beautifully ridiculous thing with its Spiderman font. It even works, though I have no Ps3 controller yet lol
#blutoid
May 9, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Well this is awkward. I recently got Judgment on sale and was glad to see I could continue from my demo save file. From 2019! How has it been almost six years already? What is time even? #blutoid
May 1, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Consider this, Zelda fans: If you're doing the stables photo quest in Tears of the Kingdom, and you're not completing them by submitting nude selfies of Link, are you really doing it right? #blutoid
April 28, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Darn it, so Clair Obscur seems to be pretty great, huh. Now there are two games I really want to play that I need a PS5 for. This is getting out of hand 😅 #blutoid
April 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM