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Aloy’s beard
@ariessauce.bsky.social
📚🎮🎶📸🌎 bi 🏳️‍🌈 he/him/wife 👨🏻‍🤝‍👨🏼
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I feel a return to my gymbro himbro era bubbling up…
Depends who’s home from work first, we take turns at this surprise 🤣🤣

The cowboy boots are an excellent touch and v him tho 👀

Ly @cynthiaspickle.bsky.social 🤪💕
January 3, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Happy New Year! 🎉🥂❤️ x
January 1, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Was obsessed
December 30, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Does anyone have any experience adopting a timid rescue dog? 🐶
December 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Reposted by Aloy’s beard
Me and @ariessauce.bsky.social hearing Bobby munching his breakfast and having a big drink from the other room
December 23, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Looks to be in part, yes!
December 22, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Bobby the Dog has joined the team

Welcome to your new home Bobby!

👨🏻‍🦰👨🏻🐶

❤️
December 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
If you ever want a really hot dude to paint your house in nothing but his pants, @cynthiaspickle.bsky.social is your man
December 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
May need you to daddy me through starting this game someday
December 17, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Happy birthday!
December 17, 2025 at 12:20 PM
For anyone apprehensive, it looks like you first need to actually give your number to be able to be found by your contacts.

So just…don’t ✌️
December 17, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Are you for real
v1.112 is live!

We’re launching Find Friends, a contact import feature that helps you find people you know on Bluesky.

Try it! In the mobile app, go to Settings → Find friends from contacts.

Read how we took a more secure approach to this than other platforms: bsky.social/about/blog/1...
December 17, 2025 at 8:19 AM
(TBC…)
December 12, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Today I have made a reservation for the most precious of cargo
December 12, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Oh god let me check mine
December 9, 2025 at 8:30 PM
It was a gift! Absolutely love it
December 5, 2025 at 10:56 PM
🎄🎅🏻 No well, no well.
December 5, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Am no well but can still talk serious smack online x 🎮
December 5, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Old 🍆 pics getting reposted and doing the rounds here today lmao. Hi 🤪
December 4, 2025 at 12:29 PM
The reboot van literally being some sorta ambulance you can tumble into is actually hysterical. 😂

(Feat. me dying yet again)
December 2, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Shucks 🥰👨🏻‍🦰 thanks!!
December 2, 2025 at 8:25 PM
From extremely hungover to fixed by the dark evil magic of corrupt consumerism
December 2, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Lore accurate Sakura
December 2, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I have been playing Fortnite with Liam for three fuckin years waiting for these ASSHOLE NINJAS to come to the store!! THREE YEARS.

SAKURA’S ABOUT TO TAKE HOME THE CROWN
November 30, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Why is this such a solid strategy actually 😂
November 30, 2025 at 7:06 AM