Ariel
@arielceylon.bsky.social
this might be the hardest i've ever related to anyone born pre-19th century
January 12, 2026 at 9:20 PM
this might be the hardest i've ever related to anyone born pre-19th century
it was hard to believe at first but the "delcy sold out maduro" theory is starting to make a lot of sense to me
January 4, 2026 at 4:34 AM
it was hard to believe at first but the "delcy sold out maduro" theory is starting to make a lot of sense to me
I hope Erika Kirk runs for president in 2028
December 24, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I hope Erika Kirk runs for president in 2028
fantasy world or something
December 15, 2025 at 3:47 AM
fantasy world or something
something ive found odd about zootopia recently is how preds are supposed to be analogous to irl marginalized minorities yet seem almost entirely passive and oblivious to their own marginalization despite it being way worse than in real life
anti-(metaphorical) black people spray
anti-(metaphorical) black people spray
December 11, 2025 at 5:41 PM
something ive found odd about zootopia recently is how preds are supposed to be analogous to irl marginalized minorities yet seem almost entirely passive and oblivious to their own marginalization despite it being way worse than in real life
anti-(metaphorical) black people spray
anti-(metaphorical) black people spray
The Girl (2014)... is Gone
December 11, 2025 at 1:08 PM
The Girl (2014)... is Gone
who the hell installed win11 on the drone
December 9, 2025 at 12:42 AM
who the hell installed win11 on the drone
happy day of the immaculate conception everyone, hope you have a lot of not sex today!
December 8, 2025 at 3:41 PM
happy day of the immaculate conception everyone, hope you have a lot of not sex today!
what even is happening anymore
November 22, 2025 at 1:29 AM
what even is happening anymore
all anti-mamdani articles have headlines like "SATANIC ISLAMO-MARXIST ON THE VERGE OF DOING 9/11 II" and the image will be mamdani serving soup to homeless veterans while going ":D"
November 21, 2025 at 7:49 PM
all anti-mamdani articles have headlines like "SATANIC ISLAMO-MARXIST ON THE VERGE OF DOING 9/11 II" and the image will be mamdani serving soup to homeless veterans while going ":D"
bro thought, therefore he was
November 20, 2025 at 3:35 AM
bro thought, therefore he was
I chatted a bunch with my mom yesterday and apparently my great grandpa was called Eusebius
80 year old latinos: named after some obscure 7th century visigothic general
16 year old latinos: kevin
16 year old latinos: kevin
November 16, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I chatted a bunch with my mom yesterday and apparently my great grandpa was called Eusebius
It's crazy how after charles kirk got killed everyone was telling me how this was our reichstag fire moment and conservatives were all like "this is our george floyd" but now i'm seemingly the only person in my circles that remembers the guy existed at all
November 9, 2025 at 7:50 PM
It's crazy how after charles kirk got killed everyone was telling me how this was our reichstag fire moment and conservatives were all like "this is our george floyd" but now i'm seemingly the only person in my circles that remembers the guy existed at all
the whole kentucky voters not knowing that there's no election happening in kentucky is funny but its kinda crazy to me how many elected offices there are in the us, we have like 5 total, they got like 10 between state n federal levels and that's not counting obscure shit like state mine inspector
November 5, 2025 at 1:26 AM
the whole kentucky voters not knowing that there's no election happening in kentucky is funny but its kinda crazy to me how many elected offices there are in the us, we have like 5 total, they got like 10 between state n federal levels and that's not counting obscure shit like state mine inspector
80 year old latinos: named after some obscure 7th century visigothic general
16 year old latinos: kevin
16 year old latinos: kevin
November 4, 2025 at 6:23 PM
80 year old latinos: named after some obscure 7th century visigothic general
16 year old latinos: kevin
16 year old latinos: kevin
im continually amazed by how biden coded andrew cuomo is considering he's like 15 years older than him, biden at 67 sounded so much more passionate and eloquent
October 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
im continually amazed by how biden coded andrew cuomo is considering he's like 15 years older than him, biden at 67 sounded so much more passionate and eloquent
bad thing about working 7 days a week: you work 7 days a week
good thing about working 7 days a week: monday is just another day
good thing about working 7 days a week: monday is just another day
October 21, 2025 at 1:14 AM
bad thing about working 7 days a week: you work 7 days a week
good thing about working 7 days a week: monday is just another day
good thing about working 7 days a week: monday is just another day
if hermes is the god of merchants and thieves, does that make him the god of crypto by extension?
October 20, 2025 at 9:16 PM
if hermes is the god of merchants and thieves, does that make him the god of crypto by extension?
I think it's funny how some people frame the current Bolivian election as THE COLLAPSE OF SOCIALISM 🚨 in the country as if MAS had just spontaneously banished forever and were not allowed to simply run in the next election
October 19, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I think it's funny how some people frame the current Bolivian election as THE COLLAPSE OF SOCIALISM 🚨 in the country as if MAS had just spontaneously banished forever and were not allowed to simply run in the next election
I'm gonna think a lot about this image in the coming months
October 14, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I'm gonna think a lot about this image in the coming months
It's weird seeing the news coverage of the ceasefire portray it as a serious potential end to the conflict, as if we haven't had several of these already. It's a real Peace In Our Time moment.
October 13, 2025 at 12:59 PM
It's weird seeing the news coverage of the ceasefire portray it as a serious potential end to the conflict, as if we haven't had several of these already. It's a real Peace In Our Time moment.
yes i am an adult, no i do not imagine myself as an 18th century native american ambushing a british column, tomahawk in hand, while jogging
October 4, 2025 at 4:59 AM
yes i am an adult, no i do not imagine myself as an 18th century native american ambushing a british column, tomahawk in hand, while jogging