ariel, your sleep paralysis demon 🖤
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ariel, your sleep paralysis demon 🖤
@arialex.bsky.social
decadent italian nut butter merchant (they/it/she/它/ta/她)

im 25 years old, minors don't be weird please

i and all of my posts are entirely fictional
11yo student just delivered the rawest line of "heaven doesn't exist, but hell does", immediately following it with "it's called school" 💀
December 1, 2025 at 5:40 AM
just remembered light is waves too and thus... are harmonics a thing with light waves as well? chat do we got harmonics of light?

(harmonics of light is a beautiful phrase and idea regardless which I'll hopefully find a use for other than going "damn that's kinda cool" at it)
November 23, 2025 at 3:02 PM
going yaoi mode in the cinema 4DX
November 23, 2025 at 4:04 AM
posting on here is a recession indicator for my mental health
November 19, 2025 at 11:52 AM
performative boymoder
September 1, 2025 at 4:12 AM
just copped my first 'dad' I can remember copping from a student 😭 (I present masc when teaching usually, for context)
August 14, 2025 at 7:05 AM
student just referred to 'pianissimo' as, and I quote, "penis mode"
August 14, 2025 at 6:01 AM
fucked up that I'll never know what it's like to be an older Japanese businessman in a Datsun Fairlady Z wearing a Seiko chronograph listening to Miki Matsubara and reminiscing on my younger days, windows open, as my weathered hands softly grip the wood grain in the warmth of the setting sun.
August 7, 2025 at 4:02 AM
by this I mean I'm in Australia sitting stationary in an Alfa Romeo, alone and doing absolutely nothing with my life
fuck it im in the foxbody Tang initiating a moderate degree of oversteer with a kind-hearted individual in the passenger seat smoking crack rocks out a milk bag (free Canada)
August 7, 2025 at 3:45 AM
fuck it im in the foxbody Tang initiating a moderate degree of oversteer with a kind-hearted individual in the passenger seat smoking crack rocks out a milk bag (free Canada)
August 7, 2025 at 3:42 AM
off my meds operating a motor vehicle call that driving over the influence
August 7, 2025 at 3:36 AM
wanna check out a valley y'all got any valley recommendations? tryna learn what's going on in those
August 7, 2025 at 3:30 AM
buddy i don't drive my car i FUCK it
August 7, 2025 at 3:28 AM
im kind of like a god if they were kinda mid
August 7, 2025 at 3:15 AM
you should be able to go like double off your antidepressants, like go even more off them
August 6, 2025 at 3:08 PM
herobrine a mossad asset???
August 6, 2025 at 8:37 AM
giggling a little as i put the money in the bag (how quaint is this after all)
August 6, 2025 at 8:36 AM
im kind of like if an Italian
August 6, 2025 at 8:33 AM
nooo DUMBASS the four elements arnet air water fire earth, they're are hydrogen helium lithium and the other one
August 6, 2025 at 2:48 AM
bug seriously why did they name all the Rick Beatoles after the four teatamnets
August 6, 2025 at 2:46 AM
my deadname is Ringo Starr
August 6, 2025 at 2:41 AM
im like the gay Joe Biden
August 6, 2025 at 2:41 AM
overall deeply unserious day teaching help me feel better about life
8 year old bass student: "sorry one sec, gotta squeeze the juice back into my fingers"

this of course leading to the class discussing inventing a "hand juicing machine".
July 31, 2025 at 7:01 AM
8 year old bass student: "sorry one sec, gotta squeeze the juice back into my fingers"

this of course leading to the class discussing inventing a "hand juicing machine".
July 31, 2025 at 6:00 AM
in Mandarin I have the vocabulary of like a 4-year-old who's so far had a very strange and concerning upbringing
July 23, 2025 at 2:32 AM