@arenkennedy.bsky.social
If you eat peanut butter and nutella instead of pb&j you probably deserve type 2 diabetes
November 2, 2025 at 7:06 PM
If you eat peanut butter and nutella instead of pb&j you probably deserve type 2 diabetes
Okay I lied I don’t really think about the Roman Empire very often
August 13, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Okay I lied I don’t really think about the Roman Empire very often
Had a perfectly good popsicle until the California girls showed up
July 18, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Had a perfectly good popsicle until the California girls showed up
I love icebreaker activities
May 13, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I love icebreaker activities
All toilet seats should be slow close seats
April 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
All toilet seats should be slow close seats
Just ate a half rack of ribs on the toilet seat of a gas station bathroom
January 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Just ate a half rack of ribs on the toilet seat of a gas station bathroom
If I’m a chestnut NOBODY is gonna roast me on an open fire
December 20, 2024 at 11:49 PM
If I’m a chestnut NOBODY is gonna roast me on an open fire
Up until like high school I thought that the show Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader was implying that regular fifth graders were smarter than full grown adults. Did not realize that they chose exceptionally smart fifth graders. Am I cooked
December 13, 2024 at 5:59 AM
Up until like high school I thought that the show Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader was implying that regular fifth graders were smarter than full grown adults. Did not realize that they chose exceptionally smart fifth graders. Am I cooked
It’s giving thanks
November 28, 2024 at 1:57 PM
It’s giving thanks
Sorry huzz, that’s enough baby gronk rizz for today
November 23, 2024 at 1:07 AM
Sorry huzz, that’s enough baby gronk rizz for today
Politics aside my homie Nick got some kissable lips let me tell you
November 22, 2024 at 7:34 PM
Politics aside my homie Nick got some kissable lips let me tell you
One small step for man, one giant leap for man in long jump competition
November 21, 2024 at 10:04 PM
One small step for man, one giant leap for man in long jump competition
Yeah have fun with your worm early birds, I’ll stick to getting bitches
November 21, 2024 at 10:04 PM
Yeah have fun with your worm early birds, I’ll stick to getting bitches
Accidentally committed war crimes in front of the huzz
November 21, 2024 at 6:00 AM
Accidentally committed war crimes in front of the huzz
How many gyatts does it take to get to the center of a grimace shake
November 20, 2024 at 8:01 PM
How many gyatts does it take to get to the center of a grimace shake
Just found out that the new iPhone SE won’t have a home button. Looks like they’ll have to pry this phone out of my cold dead hands
November 20, 2024 at 5:34 PM
Just found out that the new iPhone SE won’t have a home button. Looks like they’ll have to pry this phone out of my cold dead hands
Elon musk more like Elon sucks amirite
November 20, 2024 at 1:33 AM
Elon musk more like Elon sucks amirite
I’m sorry but baby gronk is no match for the rizzler
November 20, 2024 at 1:30 AM
I’m sorry but baby gronk is no match for the rizzler
Sunny side updog
November 19, 2024 at 4:04 AM
Sunny side updog
Feeling like commander in chief on my pimp ship flying high
November 18, 2024 at 5:25 PM
Feeling like commander in chief on my pimp ship flying high
If I’m in the comfort of my own home I’m going to sit when I pee. Why would I stand when I don’t have to
November 18, 2024 at 5:23 PM
If I’m in the comfort of my own home I’m going to sit when I pee. Why would I stand when I don’t have to
There’s a dude in Ireland with the same name as me and he’s gonna be so disappointed that I got this handle before him
November 18, 2024 at 5:12 AM
There’s a dude in Ireland with the same name as me and he’s gonna be so disappointed that I got this handle before him
You can lead a horse to water but you can’t beat the Halo 3 campaign on legendary difficulty probably
November 18, 2024 at 5:10 AM
You can lead a horse to water but you can’t beat the Halo 3 campaign on legendary difficulty probably
Showermaxxing
November 16, 2024 at 7:39 PM
Showermaxxing