Archi
@architeuthidae.bsky.social
Fandom centric account 🔞🔞🔞 You'll notice the catholic guilt quickly
Queer She/Her 27yo
AO3: http://archiveofourown.org/users/Scutigera
Queer She/Her 27yo
AO3: http://archiveofourown.org/users/Scutigera
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"You can't be willy-nilly with Valentino" So you’re saying the dramatic telenovela moment from "When I think about the future" is and will be plot relevant?
January 26, 2026 at 9:49 PM
"You can't be willy-nilly with Valentino" So you’re saying the dramatic telenovela moment from "When I think about the future" is and will be plot relevant?
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Someone on Tumblr asked me since both of my human Vox and Val wear glasses, is that ever a problem when making out.
Of course it is and Vox has no patience for it.
#staticmoth #voxval #vox #hazbinhotel #hazbinvalentino #vincentwhittman
Of course it is and Vox has no patience for it.
#staticmoth #voxval #vox #hazbinhotel #hazbinvalentino #vincentwhittman
January 26, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Someone on Tumblr asked me since both of my human Vox and Val wear glasses, is that ever a problem when making out.
Of course it is and Vox has no patience for it.
#staticmoth #voxval #vox #hazbinhotel #hazbinvalentino #vincentwhittman
Of course it is and Vox has no patience for it.
#staticmoth #voxval #vox #hazbinhotel #hazbinvalentino #vincentwhittman
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January 25, 2026 at 3:42 PM
They should give a trillion more dollars to spindlehorse so next season they have the budget to make Valentino’s tits bounce when he walks
January 25, 2026 at 10:41 PM
They should give a trillion more dollars to spindlehorse so next season they have the budget to make Valentino’s tits bounce when he walks
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Vees for valentines 🙂↕️❣️ #HazbinHotel #vees
January 25, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Vees for valentines 🙂↕️❣️ #HazbinHotel #vees
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Is it self-deprecating to call your rareship a crackship?
January 24, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Is it self-deprecating to call your rareship a crackship?
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Vox is very tired and Val is VERY satisfied with himself. 💃
#staticmoth #vox #valentino #hazbinhotel #hazbin #vivziepop #voxval #hellaverse #vincentwhitman #humanvox #humanval
#staticmoth #vox #valentino #hazbinhotel #hazbin #vivziepop #voxval #hellaverse #vincentwhitman #humanvox #humanval
January 9, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Vox is very tired and Val is VERY satisfied with himself. 💃
#staticmoth #vox #valentino #hazbinhotel #hazbin #vivziepop #voxval #hellaverse #vincentwhitman #humanvox #humanval
#staticmoth #vox #valentino #hazbinhotel #hazbin #vivziepop #voxval #hellaverse #vincentwhitman #humanvox #humanval
Is it... Is it wanting too much for this fandom to know the difference between top/bottom and dom/sub?
January 24, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Is it... Is it wanting too much for this fandom to know the difference between top/bottom and dom/sub?
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A young Florida gangster from the 80s sees a sleek middle-aged man from the 50s in an alley, a manic energy in his eye, and thinks: ''This boy is queer and crazy. He will be mine tonight.''
#staticmoth #voxval #vox #hazbinvalentino #vincentwhittman #hazbinhotel #vivziepop
#staticmoth #voxval #vox #hazbinvalentino #vincentwhittman #hazbinhotel #vivziepop
December 11, 2025 at 10:14 PM
A young Florida gangster from the 80s sees a sleek middle-aged man from the 50s in an alley, a manic energy in his eye, and thinks: ''This boy is queer and crazy. He will be mine tonight.''
#staticmoth #voxval #vox #hazbinvalentino #vincentwhittman #hazbinhotel #vivziepop
#staticmoth #voxval #vox #hazbinvalentino #vincentwhittman #hazbinhotel #vivziepop
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January 24, 2026 at 3:07 AM
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January 23, 2026 at 12:02 AM
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January 23, 2026 at 1:40 PM
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And he's not ugly, he's just a little guy 🥺
[ #staticmoth #voxval #voxhazbinhotel #valentinohazbinhotel #hazbinhotelvax #hazbinhotelfankid ]
[ #staticmoth #voxval #voxhazbinhotel #valentinohazbinhotel #hazbinhotelvax #hazbinhotelfankid ]
January 23, 2026 at 3:54 AM
And he's not ugly, he's just a little guy 🥺
[ #staticmoth #voxval #voxhazbinhotel #valentinohazbinhotel #hazbinhotelvax #hazbinhotelfankid ]
[ #staticmoth #voxval #voxhazbinhotel #valentinohazbinhotel #hazbinhotelvax #hazbinhotelfankid ]
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A bit of a weird thing but We just don't have the phenotype that people draw human Angel Dust as. Especially not back in the 1920s. An Italian blonde is... not that. Skin colour can but no natural platinum hair for sure.
January 23, 2026 at 8:43 AM
A bit of a weird thing but We just don't have the phenotype that people draw human Angel Dust as. Especially not back in the 1920s. An Italian blonde is... not that. Skin colour can but no natural platinum hair for sure.
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"How many times were you dropped on your head as a child?"
"Yes..."
#HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelFanart #HazbinHotelVox
#HazbinHotelVelvette #HazbinHotelValentino #HazbinHotelVees
"Yes..."
#HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelFanart #HazbinHotelVox
#HazbinHotelVelvette #HazbinHotelValentino #HazbinHotelVees
January 23, 2026 at 2:06 AM
"How many times were you dropped on your head as a child?"
"Yes..."
#HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelFanart #HazbinHotelVox
#HazbinHotelVelvette #HazbinHotelValentino #HazbinHotelVees
"Yes..."
#HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelFanart #HazbinHotelVox
#HazbinHotelVelvette #HazbinHotelValentino #HazbinHotelVees
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Does Angel Dust even have nipples or did hanging out with Valentino’s enormous heart stamps made them recede into nothingness out of fear of comparison?
January 22, 2026 at 11:24 AM
Does Angel Dust even have nipples or did hanging out with Valentino’s enormous heart stamps made them recede into nothingness out of fear of comparison?