Archaeopteryx lithographica
@archaeopteryx2.bsky.social
Educator, scientist, author (all half-assed).
If you’re not reading Bad Crow Review, you’re missing some good commentary.
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What Jack Made Me Do Re: Health Care
Plus music
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December 6, 2025 at 7:35 PM
If you’re not reading Bad Crow Review, you’re missing some good commentary.
badcrow.substack.com/p/what-jack-...
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Just in time for Christmas! Perfect for everyone on your list. Do you have friends who don't like mammals? This book will make them like mammals! Have friends who don't or can't read? This book is loaded with pictures! At booksellers everywhere! Or, y'know, on-line from that billionaire guy.
December 3, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Just in time for Christmas! Perfect for everyone on your list. Do you have friends who don't like mammals? This book will make them like mammals! Have friends who don't or can't read? This book is loaded with pictures! At booksellers everywhere! Or, y'know, on-line from that billionaire guy.
Not just an incompetent drunk, but a murdering war criminal. I guess we didn’t give him enough credit.
December 1, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Not just an incompetent drunk, but a murdering war criminal. I guess we didn’t give him enough credit.
Just watched Wheel of Fortune for the first time in years. What in the fuck has happened to Ryan Seacrest? He looks like “Gangster Number Three” in a John Wick movie.
November 27, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Just watched Wheel of Fortune for the first time in years. What in the fuck has happened to Ryan Seacrest? He looks like “Gangster Number Three” in a John Wick movie.
Computers, cell phones, the internet, and now AI have made us stupider as a society. It didn't have to be that way, but here we are.
November 18, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Computers, cell phones, the internet, and now AI have made us stupider as a society. It didn't have to be that way, but here we are.
Just when you think he's hit rock bottom, and it's impossible to go any lower...
November 18, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Just when you think he's hit rock bottom, and it's impossible to go any lower...
Welp. I guess that was all for nothing.
November 9, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Welp. I guess that was all for nothing.
I want someone to love me the way Pandora loves Chris Stapleton.
November 8, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I want someone to love me the way Pandora loves Chris Stapleton.
It’s such a pity that the evil criminal who attacked a federal policeman by <checks notes> tossing a sandwich at him walks free. Who will protect our heavily armed jackbooted thugs from such dangers? How can our government survive?!?
November 7, 2025 at 1:23 PM
It’s such a pity that the evil criminal who attacked a federal policeman by <checks notes> tossing a sandwich at him walks free. Who will protect our heavily armed jackbooted thugs from such dangers? How can our government survive?!?
I guess climate change is solved—nobody’s talking about it anymore.
November 2, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I guess climate change is solved—nobody’s talking about it anymore.
Where’s the billionaire who will donate to keep the SNAP program going like the dipshit who donated to pay the army?
October 29, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Where’s the billionaire who will donate to keep the SNAP program going like the dipshit who donated to pay the army?
<enshittification accelerates>
October 26, 2025 at 10:54 PM
<enshittification accelerates>
This motherfucker is tearing down the White House, unilaterally awarding 40 billion dollars to a foreign buddy, and the awarding himself $230 million bucks, and nobody’s gonna stop him?!? What in the actual fuck is happening?!?
October 22, 2025 at 10:26 PM
This motherfucker is tearing down the White House, unilaterally awarding 40 billion dollars to a foreign buddy, and the awarding himself $230 million bucks, and nobody’s gonna stop him?!? What in the actual fuck is happening?!?
Watching videos of these ICE goon, it occurs to me that every single one of them has a tiny dick, just like their hero.
October 11, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Watching videos of these ICE goon, it occurs to me that every single one of them has a tiny dick, just like their hero.
Hey, if you gave me a 400 million dollar airplane, I’d sure give you a nice training facility! Seems fair!
October 10, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Hey, if you gave me a 400 million dollar airplane, I’d sure give you a nice training facility! Seems fair!
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I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.
October 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.
I can’t imagine what is in the Epstein files that’s worse than what we already know about Trump. Is he a vampire? Did he try to kill 101 puppies to make a coat? Seriously, what the hell is in those files?
October 6, 2025 at 11:55 AM
I can’t imagine what is in the Epstein files that’s worse than what we already know about Trump. Is he a vampire? Did he try to kill 101 puppies to make a coat? Seriously, what the hell is in those files?
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I kinda like the idea of putting Orange Hitler on the dollar. With his horrible economy, it would give us the opportunity to say things like, “That’s not worth a fucking Trump,” or “It took eighty fucking Trumps to fill up my gas tank.”
October 4, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I kinda like the idea of putting Orange Hitler on the dollar. With his horrible economy, it would give us the opportunity to say things like, “That’s not worth a fucking Trump,” or “It took eighty fucking Trumps to fill up my gas tank.”
Everyone knew Pete Hegseth was a joke when Trump gave him the job, but God damn!
October 2, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Everyone knew Pete Hegseth was a joke when Trump gave him the job, but God damn!
Democracy is falling apart, the climate is dying, the economy and public health care systems are killing people. Still, someone has to grade these lab reports.
September 26, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Democracy is falling apart, the climate is dying, the economy and public health care systems are killing people. Still, someone has to grade these lab reports.
Durbin after Kirk murder: Quit calling Republicans “Nazis!”
Miller at Kirk memorial:
#republican nazis
Miller at Kirk memorial:
#republican nazis
September 22, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Durbin after Kirk murder: Quit calling Republicans “Nazis!”
Miller at Kirk memorial:
#republican nazis
Miller at Kirk memorial:
#republican nazis
Jimmy Kimmel was the only thing worth watching on ABC. Not watching ABC. Not watching Disney. Fuck these fascist-suckers.
September 18, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Jimmy Kimmel was the only thing worth watching on ABC. Not watching ABC. Not watching Disney. Fuck these fascist-suckers.
I work in academia, where now you can be fired for saying what you think. That's the exact opposite of what academia should be. I don't think people ought to be saying nasty things on the internet, but I think they should be allowed to say nasty things on the internet.
September 17, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I work in academia, where now you can be fired for saying what you think. That's the exact opposite of what academia should be. I don't think people ought to be saying nasty things on the internet, but I think they should be allowed to say nasty things on the internet.
That's what "hoist with his own petard" actually means.
September 11, 2025 at 1:09 PM
That's what "hoist with his own petard" actually means.