Gerboa.
@arcanevice.bsky.social
Pronoun Hoarder. 🩷💙💜
Almond Rocas. Bubbies Pickles. Strawberry Lemonade.
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Almond Rocas. Bubbies Pickles. Strawberry Lemonade.
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The worms have eaten my brain. Just switched my window lights to Bills colors.
Go Bills!
Go Bills!
January 18, 2026 at 12:17 AM
The worms have eaten my brain. Just switched my window lights to Bills colors.
Go Bills!
Go Bills!
At least the Nazis 1.0 had Hugo Boss uniforms.
These Nazis have what? Outlet mall Under Armour and some Ozark Trail shoes?
These Nazis have what? Outlet mall Under Armour and some Ozark Trail shoes?
January 16, 2026 at 7:02 AM
At least the Nazis 1.0 had Hugo Boss uniforms.
These Nazis have what? Outlet mall Under Armour and some Ozark Trail shoes?
These Nazis have what? Outlet mall Under Armour and some Ozark Trail shoes?
The Goose monologues like a villain when he plays Magic.
January 15, 2026 at 1:26 AM
The Goose monologues like a villain when he plays Magic.
The repairman for the dishwasher is supposed to come tomorrow. Weather is supposed to be really bad with possible school closures though. 😩
January 14, 2026 at 6:00 PM
The repairman for the dishwasher is supposed to come tomorrow. Weather is supposed to be really bad with possible school closures though. 😩
So with trends resurfacing, does that mean the hair poof will be back in the next 5 years? Bring back the hair poof.
January 14, 2026 at 5:54 PM
So with trends resurfacing, does that mean the hair poof will be back in the next 5 years? Bring back the hair poof.
I don’t see my name much out in the world. There’s only one “famous” person with my name and she just so happened to be married to *that* guy so every time I see my name out in the wild it’s because they’re talked about him beating and raping her. So that’s fun.
January 14, 2026 at 1:27 AM
I don’t see my name much out in the world. There’s only one “famous” person with my name and she just so happened to be married to *that* guy so every time I see my name out in the wild it’s because they’re talked about him beating and raping her. So that’s fun.
I want to hot glue all the things
January 13, 2026 at 8:37 PM
I want to hot glue all the things
I was gonna go to bed early tonight but instead I spent an embarrassing amount of time scrolling New Girl reels on Instagram.
January 13, 2026 at 7:47 AM
I was gonna go to bed early tonight but instead I spent an embarrassing amount of time scrolling New Girl reels on Instagram.
I’ve got a hot glue gun and a dream.
January 13, 2026 at 5:51 AM
I’ve got a hot glue gun and a dream.
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This bobtail squid burrowing into the sand is already adorable, but please watch till the very end!
It sticks out its little arms and earnestly sprinkles sand over itself 🦑𓂃◌𓈒𓐍
It sticks out its little arms and earnestly sprinkles sand over itself 🦑𓂃◌𓈒𓐍
January 12, 2026 at 12:03 PM
This bobtail squid burrowing into the sand is already adorable, but please watch till the very end!
It sticks out its little arms and earnestly sprinkles sand over itself 🦑𓂃◌𓈒𓐍
It sticks out its little arms and earnestly sprinkles sand over itself 🦑𓂃◌𓈒𓐍
I know I’ve done something wrong and right at the same time because the kids are currently getting exercise by pretending to do their own YouTube exercise video.
January 11, 2026 at 5:48 PM
I know I’ve done something wrong and right at the same time because the kids are currently getting exercise by pretending to do their own YouTube exercise video.
Quarterly, I get a wild desire to buy a chainsaw.
January 11, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Quarterly, I get a wild desire to buy a chainsaw.
I think I might be raising theater kids?
January 11, 2026 at 4:04 AM
I think I might be raising theater kids?
Diplomatic victories don’t feel like real victories.
Drop one WMD in Civ VI and suddenly everyone is real nice to me.
January 11, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Diplomatic victories don’t feel like real victories.
Vanilla extract.
The ketchup of baking!
The ketchup of baking!
You could just set the bottle of extract on the table like ketchup.
January 11, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Vanilla extract.
The ketchup of baking!
The ketchup of baking!
I forgot the vanilla extract in the banana bread 😩
January 11, 2026 at 12:57 AM
I forgot the vanilla extract in the banana bread 😩
Sure disarming a bomb is stressful but have you ever had a sensitive toddler ask you what you think their drawing is when you’re staring at a jumbled mess of lines and any wrong answer will end in angry, screaming tears?? HAVE YOU?!
January 10, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Sure disarming a bomb is stressful but have you ever had a sensitive toddler ask you what you think their drawing is when you’re staring at a jumbled mess of lines and any wrong answer will end in angry, screaming tears?? HAVE YOU?!
Drop one WMD in Civ VI and suddenly everyone is real nice to me.
January 10, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Drop one WMD in Civ VI and suddenly everyone is real nice to me.
Bridges are fucking wild.
January 10, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Bridges are fucking wild.
Keep my family in your thoughts and prayers.
Our dishwasher is broken. We (I) have to handwash our dishes 😩💔
Our dishwasher is broken. We (I) have to handwash our dishes 😩💔
January 10, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Keep my family in your thoughts and prayers.
Our dishwasher is broken. We (I) have to handwash our dishes 😩💔
Our dishwasher is broken. We (I) have to handwash our dishes 😩💔
I knew Marsha. She was genuinely kind with every one of her actions. She shared her light with everyone she could. My heart hurts for her family, especially my dear friend Aiden. Rest in Peace Marsha, thank you for everything. 🤍
![Marsha Aizumi holds a sign reading "I [heart] my trans son." Picture is from the Okaeri website.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dhihe2snezylwymtaucsmei6/bafkreick6354fdlhs7oql5kvsazddvxsszqonwc57eueadtoesdcvuhxo4@jpeg)
January 10, 2026 at 5:31 AM
I knew Marsha. She was genuinely kind with every one of her actions. She shared her light with everyone she could. My heart hurts for her family, especially my dear friend Aiden. Rest in Peace Marsha, thank you for everything. 🤍
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Dear Mr. the @stephenking.bsky.social
1. I’ve been pronouncing Bangor as Ban-Gor for YEARS. I’ve never heard it said until watching 11.22.63
2. The book is better. The book is always better, I never learn.
3. Abolish ICE.
Thank you for your time. 🖤
1. I’ve been pronouncing Bangor as Ban-Gor for YEARS. I’ve never heard it said until watching 11.22.63
2. The book is better. The book is always better, I never learn.
3. Abolish ICE.
Thank you for your time. 🖤
January 9, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Dear Mr. the @stephenking.bsky.social
1. I’ve been pronouncing Bangor as Ban-Gor for YEARS. I’ve never heard it said until watching 11.22.63
2. The book is better. The book is always better, I never learn.
3. Abolish ICE.
Thank you for your time. 🖤
1. I’ve been pronouncing Bangor as Ban-Gor for YEARS. I’ve never heard it said until watching 11.22.63
2. The book is better. The book is always better, I never learn.
3. Abolish ICE.
Thank you for your time. 🖤
No one glomps anymore. That’s what’s wrong with society.
January 8, 2026 at 10:48 PM
No one glomps anymore. That’s what’s wrong with society.