Gerboa.
@arcanevice.bsky.social
Pronoun Hoarder. 🩷💙💜
Almond Rocas. Bubbies Pickles. Strawberry Lemonade.
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Me *having gotten the Nexplanon implant in May and not having really had a period until now*: MY PERIOD?! WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT?!
November 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Me *having gotten the Nexplanon implant in May and not having really had a period until now*: MY PERIOD?! WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT?!
It’s a cozy up and watch Hamilton kinda day.
November 21, 2025 at 6:30 PM
It’s a cozy up and watch Hamilton kinda day.
Today is the day I learned that dawn power wash is actually really great for cleaning up after puke because instead of compounding the smell of chemical and throw up, it covers the smell while you clean. I used Lysol to disinfect afterwards but DPW was great while I was cleaning puke splatter up.
November 21, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Today is the day I learned that dawn power wash is actually really great for cleaning up after puke because instead of compounding the smell of chemical and throw up, it covers the smell while you clean. I used Lysol to disinfect afterwards but DPW was great while I was cleaning puke splatter up.
People posting about Ariana & Cynthia like “oOoh, I hope everything is okayyy” simultaneously being passive aggressive but also putting their bodies in the spotlight. If you’re actually worried about EDs being normalized again maybe stop bringing them up and do some other shit with your life.
November 20, 2025 at 7:48 PM
People posting about Ariana & Cynthia like “oOoh, I hope everything is okayyy” simultaneously being passive aggressive but also putting their bodies in the spotlight. If you’re actually worried about EDs being normalized again maybe stop bringing them up and do some other shit with your life.
Everyone on the road today sucks (except for ✨me✨)
November 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Everyone on the road today sucks (except for ✨me✨)
What if the horse was named after Bill because he’s hung AF?
November 20, 2025 at 2:55 PM
What if the horse was named after Bill because he’s hung AF?
I went lap swimming for the first time in over a decade. I am GASSED and I didn’t even swim that much but damn do I feel good now.
November 19, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I went lap swimming for the first time in over a decade. I am GASSED and I didn’t even swim that much but damn do I feel good now.
I almost hit a bicyclist just now.
“HOW?!” You might be asking…
BECAUSE HE WAS RIDING AGAINST TRAFFIC, IN THE LEFT LANE WITH NO LIGHT AND A SINGLE LITTLE REFLECTOR. DRESSED ALL IN BLACK TOO
“HOW?!” You might be asking…
BECAUSE HE WAS RIDING AGAINST TRAFFIC, IN THE LEFT LANE WITH NO LIGHT AND A SINGLE LITTLE REFLECTOR. DRESSED ALL IN BLACK TOO
November 15, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I almost hit a bicyclist just now.
“HOW?!” You might be asking…
BECAUSE HE WAS RIDING AGAINST TRAFFIC, IN THE LEFT LANE WITH NO LIGHT AND A SINGLE LITTLE REFLECTOR. DRESSED ALL IN BLACK TOO
“HOW?!” You might be asking…
BECAUSE HE WAS RIDING AGAINST TRAFFIC, IN THE LEFT LANE WITH NO LIGHT AND A SINGLE LITTLE REFLECTOR. DRESSED ALL IN BLACK TOO
Lee Pace is American?? I thought he was British this whole time.
November 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Lee Pace is American?? I thought he was British this whole time.
What if he just… did it himself.
November 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
What if he just… did it himself.
Remember the Vine where a girl says “not to be racist but Asian people SU-“ and she croaks/honks the weirdest noise instead of finishing the last word?
That noise is exactly what my cousin sounded like when she would genuinely laugh.
That noise is exactly what my cousin sounded like when she would genuinely laugh.
November 10, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Remember the Vine where a girl says “not to be racist but Asian people SU-“ and she croaks/honks the weirdest noise instead of finishing the last word?
That noise is exactly what my cousin sounded like when she would genuinely laugh.
That noise is exactly what my cousin sounded like when she would genuinely laugh.
I cooked a new thing for dinner and I fucked it up. Everyone is eating chicken and rice the rest of the week 😤
November 9, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I cooked a new thing for dinner and I fucked it up. Everyone is eating chicken and rice the rest of the week 😤
OMELETTES ARE STUPID
November 8, 2025 at 7:54 PM
OMELETTES ARE STUPID
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If it goes up, don’t cross the picket line. Collective action is the only way we ever get things done.
BREAKING: After months of stonewalling by Starbucks, unionized baristas just voted 92% to authorize a ULP strike unless Starbucks finalizes fair contracts & stops union busting.
If forced, our baristas will strike in dozens of cities on November 13 – the company's busiest sales day of the year.
If forced, our baristas will strike in dozens of cities on November 13 – the company's busiest sales day of the year.
Starbucks unionized workers say they'll strike on Nov. 13 if coffee giant doesn't finalize contract
Union members say they are ready to strike on the chain's Red Cup Day if Starbucks doesn't finalize a contract with their union by then.
www.cbsnews.com
November 5, 2025 at 10:10 PM
If it goes up, don’t cross the picket line. Collective action is the only way we ever get things done.
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the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates
November 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM
the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates
Today’s parenting fail.
I sent the Goose off to school but I forgot it’s make up picture day and he’s wearing his Minecraft Chicken Jockey shirt 😐😐😐
I sent the Goose off to school but I forgot it’s make up picture day and he’s wearing his Minecraft Chicken Jockey shirt 😐😐😐
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Today’s parenting fail.
I sent the Goose off to school but I forgot it’s make up picture day and he’s wearing his Minecraft Chicken Jockey shirt 😐😐😐
I sent the Goose off to school but I forgot it’s make up picture day and he’s wearing his Minecraft Chicken Jockey shirt 😐😐😐
Dumb enough to think i understood Tenet the first time through.
Smart enough to be pretty sure i absolutely fucking didn’t.
Smart enough to be pretty sure i absolutely fucking didn’t.
November 5, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Dumb enough to think i understood Tenet the first time through.
Smart enough to be pretty sure i absolutely fucking didn’t.
Smart enough to be pretty sure i absolutely fucking didn’t.
*Me opening up the Netflix app* “WHAT’S UP BINGES?!”
November 4, 2025 at 5:19 AM
*Me opening up the Netflix app* “WHAT’S UP BINGES?!”
People don’t get “kick me” notes on their back anymore. What is happening to our society?
November 4, 2025 at 3:56 AM
People don’t get “kick me” notes on their back anymore. What is happening to our society?
I do not want to cook dinner.
Send help.
Send help.
November 3, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I do not want to cook dinner.
Send help.
Send help.
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My dad? Dying.
My aunt.
My god father.
Who’s left? What’s left?
Dying. I was there.
(Was I there?)
We were there. We cheered.
We won??
They won?
THEY WON!!!!
What's left?
Dad.
Come back.
(they won)
Come back
THEY WON.
DAD!
COME BACK!
THEY WON!!
COME BACK!!
DAD!
Please.
come back.
My aunt.
My god father.
Who’s left? What’s left?
Dying. I was there.
(Was I there?)
We were there. We cheered.
We won??
They won?
THEY WON!!!!
What's left?
Dad.
Come back.
(they won)
Come back
THEY WON.
DAD!
COME BACK!
THEY WON!!
COME BACK!!
DAD!
Please.
come back.
November 2, 2025 at 7:47 AM
My dad? Dying.
My aunt.
My god father.
Who’s left? What’s left?
Dying. I was there.
(Was I there?)
We were there. We cheered.
We won??
They won?
THEY WON!!!!
What's left?
Dad.
Come back.
(they won)
Come back
THEY WON.
DAD!
COME BACK!
THEY WON!!
COME BACK!!
DAD!
Please.
come back.
My aunt.
My god father.
Who’s left? What’s left?
Dying. I was there.
(Was I there?)
We were there. We cheered.
We won??
They won?
THEY WON!!!!
What's left?
Dad.
Come back.
(they won)
Come back
THEY WON.
DAD!
COME BACK!
THEY WON!!
COME BACK!!
DAD!
Please.
come back.
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To anyone not into baseball I’m sorry but also get into baseball
November 1, 2025 at 3:00 AM
To anyone not into baseball I’m sorry but also get into baseball
If I cooked it, there’s fucking garlic in it.
November 1, 2025 at 3:38 AM
If I cooked it, there’s fucking garlic in it.
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Google your town's local food bank and donate. Remember money goes far if we all do a little.
Mine even had a PayPal link and let you choose to cover the transaction fee so they get the entire amount.
Do what you can. Things are rough and likely about to get rougher. We need to stand together. 💚
Mine even had a PayPal link and let you choose to cover the transaction fee so they get the entire amount.
Do what you can. Things are rough and likely about to get rougher. We need to stand together. 💚
October 31, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Google your town's local food bank and donate. Remember money goes far if we all do a little.
Mine even had a PayPal link and let you choose to cover the transaction fee so they get the entire amount.
Do what you can. Things are rough and likely about to get rougher. We need to stand together. 💚
Mine even had a PayPal link and let you choose to cover the transaction fee so they get the entire amount.
Do what you can. Things are rough and likely about to get rougher. We need to stand together. 💚