Sam, from New Jersey
@arbitrarynoun.bsky.social
My name’s Sam. You’re never going to believe where I’m from.
Now that I’m on ads tier Hulu I can say pretty confidently that they have no sense of artistry when it comes to inserting an ad break.
September 19, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Now that I’m on ads tier Hulu I can say pretty confidently that they have no sense of artistry when it comes to inserting an ad break.
I wish I could do a deeper review of streaming content. Like I watched a thing and they nailed the aesthetic I’m into, but it absolutely blew the moral dilemma. How do you rate that? What are the algorithmic implications?
July 17, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I wish I could do a deeper review of streaming content. Like I watched a thing and they nailed the aesthetic I’m into, but it absolutely blew the moral dilemma. How do you rate that? What are the algorithmic implications?
Idea: AI generated images should encode prompt and platform information similar to EXIF data, but immutable.
July 3, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Idea: AI generated images should encode prompt and platform information similar to EXIF data, but immutable.
Feel like I hit honorary dad status: sometimes a song will come on and I’ll start a little dance and make eye contact with the cat, and her face will go from surprise to ennui in under ten seconds.
June 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Feel like I hit honorary dad status: sometimes a song will come on and I’ll start a little dance and make eye contact with the cat, and her face will go from surprise to ennui in under ten seconds.
@themountaingoats.bsky.social an adult book shop on my way to work went out of business and I think fondly of your book whenever I drive by.
June 21, 2025 at 2:52 AM
@themountaingoats.bsky.social an adult book shop on my way to work went out of business and I think fondly of your book whenever I drive by.
The Minecraft movie is available on streaming soon. Might burn my house to the ground when he says “chicken jockey.”
June 20, 2025 at 1:17 AM
The Minecraft movie is available on streaming soon. Might burn my house to the ground when he says “chicken jockey.”
Looking back, I saw some pretty cool shit. But I was promised I’d see some REALLY cool shit. But it turned out to be same old shit. That’s kind of a bummer.
June 12, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Looking back, I saw some pretty cool shit. But I was promised I’d see some REALLY cool shit. But it turned out to be same old shit. That’s kind of a bummer.
Ass, Gas, or Grass: You must answer these riddles three.
June 12, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Ass, Gas, or Grass: You must answer these riddles three.
Tramell Tillman is incredible.
March 21, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Tramell Tillman is incredible.
We should have called bracelets armulets.
February 6, 2025 at 5:13 AM
We should have called bracelets armulets.
I was going to do Dry February, but then I found out it’s a Leap Year.
January 12, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I was going to do Dry February, but then I found out it’s a Leap Year.
I think it’s time we re-record Christmas holiday classics. Like I get they’re old and stand the test of time (ostensibly) but goddamn are these celebratory songs or funeral dirges? Almost every song could be improved by speeding it up Chipmunks style.
December 23, 2024 at 12:28 AM
I think it’s time we re-record Christmas holiday classics. Like I get they’re old and stand the test of time (ostensibly) but goddamn are these celebratory songs or funeral dirges? Almost every song could be improved by speeding it up Chipmunks style.
Wait was I wrong about Alien Ant Farm?
December 14, 2024 at 4:58 AM
Wait was I wrong about Alien Ant Farm?
Some of these people didn’t listen to Operation Ivy in their formative years and it shows.
November 9, 2024 at 12:45 PM
Some of these people didn’t listen to Operation Ivy in their formative years and it shows.
I’ve seen two Apple Intelligence commercials now and the vibe for both was “do a thing to cover my ass because I was too selfish to be considerate.”
November 1, 2024 at 4:28 AM
I’ve seen two Apple Intelligence commercials now and the vibe for both was “do a thing to cover my ass because I was too selfish to be considerate.”
If you are what you eat, then ontologically speaking, I am a snack.
October 19, 2024 at 3:09 AM
If you are what you eat, then ontologically speaking, I am a snack.
All they had to offer was fear.
September 11, 2024 at 2:46 AM
All they had to offer was fear.
I really wish Harris would just point out how critical it is for him to win in order to pardon himself and avoid prison. Like that’s it. That’s why he’s here. Unless that happened by the time your read this, in which case “I know, right?!”
September 11, 2024 at 2:24 AM
I really wish Harris would just point out how critical it is for him to win in order to pardon himself and avoid prison. Like that’s it. That’s why he’s here. Unless that happened by the time your read this, in which case “I know, right?!”
@zitron.bsky.social sharing a weirdo I like: www.instagram.com/milkhouse6000
August 23, 2024 at 1:15 AM
@zitron.bsky.social sharing a weirdo I like: www.instagram.com/milkhouse6000
Having a super weird YouTube ad night that gives me the “anxiety dream about being in public in your underwear” vibes. What the hell rabbit hole did I fall asleep to? Absolute chaos.
July 24, 2024 at 4:29 AM
Having a super weird YouTube ad night that gives me the “anxiety dream about being in public in your underwear” vibes. What the hell rabbit hole did I fall asleep to? Absolute chaos.
Are they making rules updates for Monopoly? Like nowadays Bank Error in Your Favor should only pay out on a DC 18, else you’re fined for not reporting it. Crit Fail goes to jail for fraud.
July 20, 2024 at 9:55 PM
Are they making rules updates for Monopoly? Like nowadays Bank Error in Your Favor should only pay out on a DC 18, else you’re fined for not reporting it. Crit Fail goes to jail for fraud.
Streaming services should offer dubbed/tv edits of rated R movies so I can watch Escape from New York in public.
June 8, 2024 at 9:43 PM
Streaming services should offer dubbed/tv edits of rated R movies so I can watch Escape from New York in public.
My whole life I’ve been a Marcus looking for my Mike Lowry.
June 1, 2024 at 3:32 AM
My whole life I’ve been a Marcus looking for my Mike Lowry.