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Courtney
@aratsnest.bsky.social
Crew soccer / MLS nerd
It’s not that Jim Curtain would be a bad hire. It’s just sooooooooooooo boring. #Crew96
November 20, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Don’t be sad that it’s over. Be happy that it happened. #Crew96
November 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Rumor is it’s worse than being about money. It’s about incompetence from Issa Tall. Haslams had no Idea about discussions with Celtic because Tall never told them. He blindsided them. Never got permission. Same thing Tall did with the Cucho sale. Fireable offenses both. #Crew96
I’m ok if Wilf wants to leave for a new challenge in Europe. Just please don’t let this be about money. If we find out the Haslam’s didn’t try to make him a Godfather offer I’ll be ticked. You gotta throw everything at him. He’s that good.
November 16, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I’m ok if Wilf wants to leave for a new challenge in Europe. Just please don’t let this be about money. If we find out the Haslam’s didn’t try to make him a Godfather offer I’ll be ticked. You gotta throw everything at him. He’s that good.
November 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
This whole calendar thing feels like a lame excuse that was blurted out by MLS executives at a meeting with Apple. #MLS
November 13, 2025 at 6:22 PM
November 12, 2025 at 9:45 PM
All things considered I’m at peace with the season. Without all the injuries and the Gazgate™️ I think we make a deeper run. It’s cool but pressure is definitely on Issa now. #Crew96
November 9, 2025 at 1:26 AM
This Minnesota team finished with more points than #Crew96 THIS Minnesota team 🤷🏻‍♂️
November 8, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I can’t remember the last time MLS had 3 bangers like this on one match day. 🍿
November 8, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Changing their playing style?! Die with the boots on!?
…these guys are terrified 😂
#Crew96
November 7, 2025 at 9:26 PM
We don’t “talk smack”. The trophies do that for us. #Crew96
November 7, 2025 at 2:09 AM
#Radiohead Letdown straight off the bat 😍
November 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I have NEVER seen fans boo every touch from their own goalkeeper 😳
November 1, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Classic Berhalter masterclass happening in Chicago 😂
November 1, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Steve Clark watching Chicago rn
November 1, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I blame Gazdag for this poor OSU half
November 1, 2025 at 5:37 PM
If Gaz doesn’t start again this week I’m happy. It means the writing is on the wall as far as his future here. Our staff/FO recognizes that a club with our pedigree doesn’t tolerate underperforming DP’s. No place in Columbus for that stuff

But Massive report wants him to start apparently
#Crew96
October 29, 2025 at 4:20 PM
It’s cool it’s a three game series and that game felt very even. All still to play for
October 28, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I’ve just never seen a Philly team built for the playoffs. Xdog merchants
October 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
October 26, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Man this does not look like a 1 vs 8 matchup
#MLS
October 26, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I would argue that “integrity” is the one thing MLS has never had and needs to fix asap. As a single entity league, MLS needs to be very carefully how they exercise that authority. But from day one they’ve put their thumb on the scale for certain markets. Even hardcore fans don’t respect the league
He’s getting a cut of the revenue from Apple TV. Can you imagine MLS offering that deal to help any other team in the league sign a player? Youre right tho, technically no roster rules are broken but the integrity of the league is thrown in the trash. Can MLS afford that perception?
October 25, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I saw someone yesterday driving a Lancia Delta Integrale on the west side of Columbus. Just absolutely stunning.
October 25, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Is Miami paying for the contract themselves this time or…
Inter Miami has announced a new contract for Lionel Messi, keeping one of soccer’s biggest names in the United States for the foreseeable future.

🔗 www.nytimes.com/athletic/626...
October 23, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Hate all you want but your going to love The Godfather starring Bobcat Goldthwait
David and Larry Ellisons’ sloptastic vision for Hollywood is coming into focus:

“Paramount has reportedly signed a $200M+ multiyear deal for Higgsfield AI to use mass-use Popcorn AI model that ingests dailies and script notes, then outputs regional cuts: new leads, alternate jokes, revised endings”
October 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM