Life's unfair. Why can Donald Duck go out in public without pants and I can't?

It’s time to gather around the Yule Darth Vader.

If you ever misplace your house, you first go check the lost and foundation.

I have found my life’s goal: training an AI to generate puns.

If enough people in the world decided tomorrow was a Saturday, then it would be a Saturday. I say tomorrow is Saturday.

I do not endorse violence, but if history is a guide then political violence is what should be expected next. Followed by crackdowns on political opposition using that violence as an excuse.

Heading to Germany for thanksgiving with Jen’s sister. I’m not sure what to do while there. Any suggestions?

Any records or documents you may need from the federal government or documents like passports that will need renewal soon immediately.

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Shit.

I know shit’s bad right now. With all that idiocy bullshit. But I got a solution.