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Stress testing SOB. I hate dictators; put them in the front seat with me. I don’t use AI-slop. Don’t touch me. Pick good arguments; pick better opponents. I used to make things.
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January 22, 2026 at 10:35 AM
Something I've been saying more and more since 2025 is "stop acting American!" when people lose their shit (I live in the city, so I feel I witness a lot of crash outs).

Today I heard someone else say it to some dude who crashed out on a cashier.

It's catching on 😅🍁
January 22, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Look guys, Trump wants what, like $100m for a seat on his new Board of Peace?

And I’m only charging $1m to be on my Elite Justice Squad!

I mean, it’s like combining a tiger with a dragon with a tail that’s a gun! A gun that shoots fire! What’s peace gonna do? LOL!

It’s a no brainer folks!
January 22, 2026 at 6:25 PM
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January 21, 2026 at 8:34 PM
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When?
January 22, 2026 at 1:10 AM
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EPSTEIN FILES NOW
January 21, 2026 at 3:07 PM
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Release the damn Epstein files!
January 21, 2026 at 1:45 AM
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January 21, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Run: sudo spctl --master-disable. Still working in Tahoe.

Love the doomsday prompt that follows 🙄

"Are you sure, China is gonna get into your Mac now!!" OK, Apple...
January 22, 2026 at 3:38 AM
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Here are two new numbers every American should know:

$4 billion – how much Trump and his family have profited off the presidency in just a year.

$1,600 – how much rising prices cost the average family during that same year.

Corruption, plain and simple.
January 21, 2026 at 8:55 PM
I’m appalled by how many people here are just using Trump hate for their clout or political gain. Jesus fuck guys. Social media really does rot.
January 21, 2026 at 9:18 PM
26.3 folks. Almost a year later. Apple disintegrates faster than Trump shits his pants. Christ it’s a hard watch.
January 21, 2026 at 5:47 PM
January 21, 2026 at 5:42 PM
“If you turn off notifications you may miss important updates and news about upcoming features and services!!!”

I’ll risk it.
January 21, 2026 at 5:37 PM
What particular pains me is that when I applied at Apple shortly after Jobs’ passing, in an interview the lead designer whipped out an eye looper he had dangling from a chain on his neck and claimed one of my buttons were 1px off.
January 21, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Step #302 on how to fix social media:

Stop funneling people into echo chambers. Stop pushing people into “if you like that you’ll love this!” user experiences. “Other also listened to.” “Others also bought…”

Stop! Let people decide what they like, and more importantly, what they don’t like!
January 21, 2026 at 5:20 PM