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aquatoll.bsky.social
@aquatoll.bsky.social
When I was in Delphi the oracle was vibing with me


🇵🇸 Long live the fighters 🇵🇸
I've never paid for therapy. When I'm cracking up I just talk to myself in my head and imagine there's someone there writing notes and nodding their head. I maintain my sanity through delusion
December 11, 2024 at 12:29 AM
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This is basically the plot to Super Mario Sunshine
December 10, 2024 at 7:36 PM
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In the trap with the killers and the drug dealers networking and building new connections to engineer innovative solutions!
November 28, 2024 at 7:44 PM
Calling gamers "friends of mario"
May 9, 2024 at 1:48 AM
It's painful being on discord seeing us all waste away our twenties
May 2, 2024 at 7:34 PM
What's the cutoff age for saying sorry for your loss when someone tells you their parents died
April 16, 2024 at 2:26 AM
Caroline polacheck would be a great name for a Psephologist
March 29, 2024 at 8:27 PM
Discord mods prayer:
March 28, 2024 at 4:04 PM
Writing was on the wall for Kanye as soon as he said "troll conventional thought"
March 27, 2024 at 10:41 AM
Love that Rachel sennott film - bottoms bottoms bottoms
March 26, 2024 at 10:59 PM
No one calls things gizmos anymore
March 22, 2024 at 6:54 PM
I don't think there's ever been a likeable person called Nancy
March 14, 2024 at 10:08 PM
I literally almost shed a tear playing the portal and among us themed dlc for escape simulator
March 10, 2024 at 6:59 AM
They should start calling people Alphonse again
February 27, 2024 at 5:25 PM
Got to come to terms with the fact there's always going to be something ironic about your death (it's how someone died in a film that you laughed at etc...)
February 23, 2024 at 11:40 AM
No matter how much good you do, the inherent flaws in humanity mean people will always fixate on your lowest moment.

Take for example Jesus and getting crucified
February 23, 2024 at 11:33 AM
Better to reign (be mod) on the splinter server than serve (get timed out) on the main server
February 22, 2024 at 6:47 PM
A new Kanye album is like the full moon for men with bpd. I haven't even listened to it, but was absolutely on one last night
February 11, 2024 at 1:34 PM
When the sun is up it's time for reading books

When the sun is down it's time for watching movies

Kinda crazy how perfect the cosmos is
February 10, 2024 at 6:22 AM
It's really crazy to me that 1ml = 1g. It makes perfect sense but things shouldn't be so perfect
January 24, 2024 at 3:13 PM
Sometimes you just have to admit "it's all over and the pillars which currently underpin my happiness but be built anew"
January 23, 2024 at 11:17 PM
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They should allow magic and wizardry at the 2028 LA Summer Omlypmics
December 30, 2023 at 6:37 PM
What's wrong with being off your rocker?

A rocker is for old people, you shouldn't want to be in one
January 18, 2024 at 9:07 PM
I've never read a book that "changed my life"

Which is probably why my life has stayed mostly the same
January 1, 2024 at 4:58 PM