Migrating over from one social void to another, please excuse my dump of bangin’, totally timeless posts

Have you friggin’ blasted “Little Bird” by Annie Lennox today? What’s stopping you?

Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
But I’m an author
So ca...n you please buy my books, all three came out in the middle of the pandemic and obviously in the grand scheme of things there are bigger problems but I worked really hard on them and also support your local bookstore they need it maybe

Every Leo horoscope: Yes, ok, you’re pretty, everyone loves you, you’re going to be good at everything you try to do this week, now, with that said, consider not jumping on your high horse every time you register a perceived slight against you?

Me, a Leo: I AM pretty.

The wild and true thing about my books is that you can just, like, buy and read them whenever.

Now’s a moment you could have been reading my books.

Also now.

Just there? A second ago? You could have been reading my books.

Truly wild. They exist for you to read anytime.

Predator is dropped into Jingle All The Way where Arnold is hunting the *It* toy for his grandchild and the Predator hunts him. Turns out Predator just wanted the toy for his lil Predator.

Tagline: This year, festive cheer… meets festive fear.

Never let somebody borrow a book unless you’re ok with never seeing it again.

*stares at pile of books people have let him borrow*

Trust me.

Looking for writing advice? It’s really simple, ok?

Writing is easy until it’s hard and then it’s actually impossible.

When you think you’re doing well, you aren’t, and when you think you should quit, you’re crushing it.

Get it?