April Henry
@aprilhenry.bsky.social
I kill people, but only on paper. Edgar-award winning author of 30 mysteries and thrillers. I love snacks, scary things, and Brazilian jiujitsu.
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We cannot become numb to the outrage of this. The wife of the President’s Senior Advisor threatens a sovereign nation.
January 4, 2026 at 11:45 PM
We cannot become numb to the outrage of this. The wife of the President’s Senior Advisor threatens a sovereign nation.
I’m angry and scared Read what he said about Greenland apple.news/AqSStpWJNR52...
Trump: Delcy Rodríguez Might Be Next — The Atlantic
The president told The Atlantic that the interim Venezuelan president will meet a fate worse than Maduro’s unless she complies with U.S. wishes.
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January 4, 2026 at 5:33 PM
I’m angry and scared Read what he said about Greenland apple.news/AqSStpWJNR52...
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it's time to play America's favorite new game, 'what the fuck am I waking up to now'
January 3, 2026 at 10:22 AM
it's time to play America's favorite new game, 'what the fuck am I waking up to now'
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I see the peace president has ended another war
January 3, 2026 at 3:26 PM
I see the peace president has ended another war
My latest newsletter aprilhenry.substack.com/p/when-your-...
When your knees look like plastic bags full of broken glass
And a possible antidote to the times we live in
aprilhenry.substack.com
January 2, 2026 at 11:13 PM
My latest newsletter aprilhenry.substack.com/p/when-your-...
The plot holes in Dead of Winter were bigger than the actual plot.
January 2, 2026 at 5:21 AM
The plot holes in Dead of Winter were bigger than the actual plot.
My body any day I decide to get up at 5:30 am for jiu jitsu: "No, no, no, no, NO!!!"
My body, after going to bed at 1 am last night with plans to sleep in: "5:30 am, time to get up!!"
My body, after going to bed at 1 am last night with plans to sleep in: "5:30 am, time to get up!!"
January 1, 2026 at 4:07 PM
My body any day I decide to get up at 5:30 am for jiu jitsu: "No, no, no, no, NO!!!"
My body, after going to bed at 1 am last night with plans to sleep in: "5:30 am, time to get up!!"
My body, after going to bed at 1 am last night with plans to sleep in: "5:30 am, time to get up!!"
Nothing like a beautiful sunshine-filled late December day ...
to reveal that you live in a house filled with dust, fingerprint smudges and cobwebs.
to reveal that you live in a house filled with dust, fingerprint smudges and cobwebs.
December 30, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Nothing like a beautiful sunshine-filled late December day ...
to reveal that you live in a house filled with dust, fingerprint smudges and cobwebs.
to reveal that you live in a house filled with dust, fingerprint smudges and cobwebs.
A Christmas present my daughter made a few years ago. It says Hungry Henry I’m a writer and a fighter.
December 28, 2025 at 11:28 PM
A Christmas present my daughter made a few years ago. It says Hungry Henry I’m a writer and a fighter.
Car just came down our street, sideswiped two cars, and then drove off on THREE tires.
December 27, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Car just came down our street, sideswiped two cars, and then drove off on THREE tires.
One of my favorite books of the year, THE NAMES, is on sale today as an ebook across all platforms. Best $1.99 you'll spend. @florenceknapp.bsky.social
December 27, 2025 at 4:45 PM
One of my favorite books of the year, THE NAMES, is on sale today as an ebook across all platforms. Best $1.99 you'll spend. @florenceknapp.bsky.social
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Dean Martin, born Dino Paul Crocetti, son of Italian immigrant Gaetano Crocetti
Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta
Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers
Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta
Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers
December 26, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Dean Martin, born Dino Paul Crocetti, son of Italian immigrant Gaetano Crocetti
Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta
Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers
Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta
Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers
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Found the CBS feedback form. Left a message about Bari www.cbs.com/showfeedback...
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www.cbs.com
December 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Found the CBS feedback form. Left a message about Bari www.cbs.com/showfeedback...
Even before I started writing thrillers, I knew not to trust strangers with candy.
December 24, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Even before I started writing thrillers, I knew not to trust strangers with candy.
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I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?
December 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?
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BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.
www.muellershewrote.com
December 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
I'm so sick of these scams directed at authors: www.thebookseller.com/news/authors...
Authors hit with 'deluge' of scam emails from fake marketers offering paid promotion
Authors are being hit with a "deluge" of scam emails, some of which appear to impersonate industry professionals, marketing agencies and famous authors.
www.thebookseller.com
December 22, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I'm so sick of these scams directed at authors: www.thebookseller.com/news/authors...
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really cannot be emphasized enough that bari weiss has literally never done journalism. i don’t mean that in the pejorative sense. i mean that in the “has never performed the job she was hired to do” sense
One explanation for Bari killing the story is that she did so as a public act of fealty to the administration. But another is that, as an inexperienced journalist, she doesn’t understand that a refusal to go on the record is a kind of comment in and of itself
December 22, 2025 at 2:19 PM
really cannot be emphasized enough that bari weiss has literally never done journalism. i don’t mean that in the pejorative sense. i mean that in the “has never performed the job she was hired to do” sense
Is there no end to this?
December 22, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Is there no end to this?
Only 5 of these 14 voters seemed even faintly familiar with Kennedy. That’s just sad.
December 18, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Only 5 of these 14 voters seemed even faintly familiar with Kennedy. That’s just sad.
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The Vanity Fair photographer from the Susie Wiles story.
Holy. Shit.
www.washingtonpost.com/style/power/...
Holy. Shit.
www.washingtonpost.com/style/power/...
December 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
The Vanity Fair photographer from the Susie Wiles story.
Holy. Shit.
www.washingtonpost.com/style/power/...
Holy. Shit.
www.washingtonpost.com/style/power/...
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STOKERCON TICKETS ACQUIRED!
Looks like the hotel's all booked, anyone else got a lead on a walkable hotel that's vaguely affordable?
Looks like the hotel's all booked, anyone else got a lead on a walkable hotel that's vaguely affordable?
December 17, 2025 at 6:43 PM
STOKERCON TICKETS ACQUIRED!
Looks like the hotel's all booked, anyone else got a lead on a walkable hotel that's vaguely affordable?
Looks like the hotel's all booked, anyone else got a lead on a walkable hotel that's vaguely affordable?
"Mia" from the credit union that did our mortgage now calls me every few months with "good news" about "lower rates." She's an f'ing bot. When confronted, she has a stock phrase like "I understand you might feel a little uncomfortable."
December 16, 2025 at 7:33 PM
"Mia" from the credit union that did our mortgage now calls me every few months with "good news" about "lower rates." She's an f'ing bot. When confronted, she has a stock phrase like "I understand you might feel a little uncomfortable."
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Feverishly working on this
December 15, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Feverishly working on this