Aprilfoolfrog
@aprilfoolfrog.bsky.social
Four legs good, two legs bad...
Four legs good, two legs bad...
Four legs good, two legs...better
-the sheep from George Orwell's animal farm
Four legs good, two legs bad...
Four legs good, two legs...better
-the sheep from George Orwell's animal farm
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Aprilfoolfrog
@aprilfoolfrog.bsky.social
· Jan 28
An example from George Orwell's animal farm:
Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy.
Whatever goes upon four legs, or has wings, is a friend.
No animal shall wear clothes.
No animal shall sleep in a bed.
No animal shall drink alcohol.
No animal shall kill any other animal.
All animals are equal. 1/
Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy.
Whatever goes upon four legs, or has wings, is a friend.
No animal shall wear clothes.
No animal shall sleep in a bed.
No animal shall drink alcohol.
No animal shall kill any other animal.
All animals are equal. 1/
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Hey guys check out my poetry on Tumblr! This one is called God bless America
Hey guys check out my poetry on Tumblr! This one is called God bless America
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💬 0 🔁 1 ❤️ 6 · God bless America ·
God bless America
Where the people are not all free
Where this nation was not made
For you and for me
But for the ultra rich and wealthy.
God bless Ame…
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October 1, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Hey guys check out my poetry on Tumblr! This one is called God bless America
Hey guys check out my poetry on Tumblr! This one is called God bless America
My partner @enochdapumpkin.bsky.social helped me draw/design the "vase" (lol). I also call this "vase".
August 20, 2025 at 4:24 AM
My partner @enochdapumpkin.bsky.social helped me draw/design the "vase" (lol). I also call this "vase".
seaweed, by AprilFool (Valsulew)
August 20, 2025 at 4:14 AM
seaweed, by AprilFool (Valsulew)
Please check out my poem: As lucky as me. www.tumblr.com/aprilfoolfro...
August 20, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Please check out my poem: As lucky as me. www.tumblr.com/aprilfoolfro...
Change, a poem by Aprilfool (valeriesulew)
Change is such a constant thing.
Though, you pretend it is not.
You twist, and resist
And ask why things aren't the way they were.
They are different, because I have changed.
I will not stay the same.
You are a reflection,
I refuse to become.
1/2
Change is such a constant thing.
Though, you pretend it is not.
You twist, and resist
And ask why things aren't the way they were.
They are different, because I have changed.
I will not stay the same.
You are a reflection,
I refuse to become.
1/2
August 20, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Change, a poem by Aprilfool (valeriesulew)
Change is such a constant thing.
Though, you pretend it is not.
You twist, and resist
And ask why things aren't the way they were.
They are different, because I have changed.
I will not stay the same.
You are a reflection,
I refuse to become.
1/2
Change is such a constant thing.
Though, you pretend it is not.
You twist, and resist
And ask why things aren't the way they were.
They are different, because I have changed.
I will not stay the same.
You are a reflection,
I refuse to become.
1/2
Older now, a poem by Aprilfool (valeriesulew)
Older now
Stronger now
Wiser now
Brave
Older now
Kinder now
Calmer now
Adaptive
I learned to control my emotions
I learned to protect my peace
I'll guard that more than anything
That's how I'll remain free
Older now
Stronger now
Wiser now
Brave
Older now
Kinder now
Calmer now
Adaptive
I learned to control my emotions
I learned to protect my peace
I'll guard that more than anything
That's how I'll remain free
August 20, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Older now, a poem by Aprilfool (valeriesulew)
Older now
Stronger now
Wiser now
Brave
Older now
Kinder now
Calmer now
Adaptive
I learned to control my emotions
I learned to protect my peace
I'll guard that more than anything
That's how I'll remain free
Older now
Stronger now
Wiser now
Brave
Older now
Kinder now
Calmer now
Adaptive
I learned to control my emotions
I learned to protect my peace
I'll guard that more than anything
That's how I'll remain free
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Right?!
Fuck this asshole & his merry band of 🤡🤡
Fuck this asshole & his merry band of 🤡🤡
August 11, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Right?!
Fuck this asshole & his merry band of 🤡🤡
Fuck this asshole & his merry band of 🤡🤡
Hear me out: Sabrina Carpenter playing Sandy Olsson. I think this song is so pretty and gives strong Grease vibes. She is the Sandy Olsson of my dreams.
music.youtube.com/watch?v=2mRO...
music.youtube.com/watch?v=2mRO...
Couldn’t Make It Any Harder
YouTube video by Sabrina Carpenter - Topic
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August 10, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Hear me out: Sabrina Carpenter playing Sandy Olsson. I think this song is so pretty and gives strong Grease vibes. She is the Sandy Olsson of my dreams.
music.youtube.com/watch?v=2mRO...
music.youtube.com/watch?v=2mRO...
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Ghosts infect open wounds
May 28, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Ghosts infect open wounds
From now on; anytime someone is mean to me, doesn't like me, or doesn't agree with me, it's aprilfool derangement syndrome, since we're making shit up
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May 21, 2025 at 5:36 PM
From now on; anytime someone is mean to me, doesn't like me, or doesn't agree with me, it's aprilfool derangement syndrome, since we're making shit up
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I often remember a question a coworker asked me about a year ago: "you probably would've been a hippie in another lifetime, huh?" I said yes, of course. However, with everything going on, I have realized that I am a hippie in this lifetime. We just call it something different now.
May 17, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I often remember a question a coworker asked me about a year ago: "you probably would've been a hippie in another lifetime, huh?" I said yes, of course. However, with everything going on, I have realized that I am a hippie in this lifetime. We just call it something different now.
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Democrats arent winning shit because NONE of yall are willing to admit that unless the military removes Trump or Satan does his big one, he’s not going anywhere in 2028. He KEEPS telling yall that.
May 1, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Democrats arent winning shit because NONE of yall are willing to admit that unless the military removes Trump or Satan does his big one, he’s not going anywhere in 2028. He KEEPS telling yall that.
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Good morning and happy Saturday. Ordering 30,000 real eggs to waste rolling down the lawn of the White House on a Christian holiday, during an egg shortage, after promising to lower the price of eggs, is the peak analogy of this administration. He spits in their faces and they moisturize with it.
April 19, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Good morning and happy Saturday. Ordering 30,000 real eggs to waste rolling down the lawn of the White House on a Christian holiday, during an egg shortage, after promising to lower the price of eggs, is the peak analogy of this administration. He spits in their faces and they moisturize with it.