April de La Fontaine
@aprildelafontaine.bsky.social
🎀 28 • blonde • adf & always dtf
💄 naarm/melb based baddie
💖 naughty • nice • extra spice
💋 pro gf • mattress actress • courtesan
❤️ SW, women’s rights & anti-DV advocate
👄 only at @boardroommelb.bsky.social
💄 naarm/melb based baddie
💖 naughty • nice • extra spice
💋 pro gf • mattress actress • courtesan
❤️ SW, women’s rights & anti-DV advocate
👄 only at @boardroommelb.bsky.social
🔔SATURDAY SHIFT CANCELLED🔔
but I’ll be back at @boardroommelb.bsky.social tomorrow (Sunday) from 6pm!
I had some dry needling and cupping done on my shoulders and legs to help with an old injury… and now am a bit swollen and sore!
back tomorrow though xo
but I’ll be back at @boardroommelb.bsky.social tomorrow (Sunday) from 6pm!
I had some dry needling and cupping done on my shoulders and legs to help with an old injury… and now am a bit swollen and sore!
back tomorrow though xo
October 4, 2025 at 9:21 AM
🔔SATURDAY SHIFT CANCELLED🔔
but I’ll be back at @boardroommelb.bsky.social tomorrow (Sunday) from 6pm!
I had some dry needling and cupping done on my shoulders and legs to help with an old injury… and now am a bit swollen and sore!
back tomorrow though xo
but I’ll be back at @boardroommelb.bsky.social tomorrow (Sunday) from 6pm!
I had some dry needling and cupping done on my shoulders and legs to help with an old injury… and now am a bit swollen and sore!
back tomorrow though xo
Out of office on, speakers set to loud 🎶 Apologies to my neighbours, but it’s #TaylorSwift day
And from one showgirl to another, bravo. Can confirm her 12th studio album brings the goods 🙌 #thelifeofashowgirl
And from one showgirl to another, bravo. Can confirm her 12th studio album brings the goods 🙌 #thelifeofashowgirl
October 3, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Out of office on, speakers set to loud 🎶 Apologies to my neighbours, but it’s #TaylorSwift day
And from one showgirl to another, bravo. Can confirm her 12th studio album brings the goods 🙌 #thelifeofashowgirl
And from one showgirl to another, bravo. Can confirm her 12th studio album brings the goods 🙌 #thelifeofashowgirl
doors (and legs) open from 8pm tonight (Thursday) at @boardroommelb.bsky.social 🔥 make sure you pre-book to avoid disappointment 💋 just don’t keep me waiting… #nsfw #Playtime #spicynights
October 2, 2025 at 5:37 AM
doors (and legs) open from 8pm tonight (Thursday) at @boardroommelb.bsky.social 🔥 make sure you pre-book to avoid disappointment 💋 just don’t keep me waiting… #nsfw #Playtime #spicynights
Reposted by April de La Fontaine
Sex work is care work.
Sex work is emotional labor.
Sex work is work.
Sex work is emotional labor.
Sex work is work.
September 16, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Sex work is care work.
Sex work is emotional labor.
Sex work is work.
Sex work is emotional labor.
Sex work is work.
Reposted by April de La Fontaine
From behind, please 🙏🏻
@boardroommelb.bsky.social Friday from 2pm 🔒
@boardroommelb.bsky.social Friday from 2pm 🔒
September 30, 2025 at 5:39 AM
From behind, please 🙏🏻
@boardroommelb.bsky.social Friday from 2pm 🔒
@boardroommelb.bsky.social Friday from 2pm 🔒
FYI - I will be out of office Friday, October 3rd due to Taylor Swift related, new-album-release day reasons. Thank you for your patience during this exciting, dancey time.
#thelifeofashowgirl
#thelifeofashowgirl
September 29, 2025 at 1:37 PM
FYI - I will be out of office Friday, October 3rd due to Taylor Swift related, new-album-release day reasons. Thank you for your patience during this exciting, dancey time.
#thelifeofashowgirl
#thelifeofashowgirl
Reposted by April de La Fontaine
(1/3) Some final #BacktoSchool reads for folks. I've compiled a very not-so-comprehensive list of sex, sex work, and sex worker-specific books people should take the time to read:
- Revolting Prostitutes, by Juno Mac and Molly Smith
- Playing the Whore, by Melissa Gira Grant
- Revolting Prostitutes, by Juno Mac and Molly Smith
- Playing the Whore, by Melissa Gira Grant
September 29, 2025 at 1:23 PM
(1/3) Some final #BacktoSchool reads for folks. I've compiled a very not-so-comprehensive list of sex, sex work, and sex worker-specific books people should take the time to read:
- Revolting Prostitutes, by Juno Mac and Molly Smith
- Playing the Whore, by Melissa Gira Grant
- Revolting Prostitutes, by Juno Mac and Molly Smith
- Playing the Whore, by Melissa Gira Grant
September 29, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I’ve had a few people ask what sort of services I offer, so I whipped this bad boy up to make things crystal clear ✨ Bookings via @boardroommelb.bsky.social 💋 let me know if you have any extras to add on, or any kinks, fantasies, or dreams that I can help make come true! #nsfw #dirtydownunder
September 20, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I’ve had a few people ask what sort of services I offer, so I whipped this bad boy up to make things crystal clear ✨ Bookings via @boardroommelb.bsky.social 💋 let me know if you have any extras to add on, or any kinks, fantasies, or dreams that I can help make come true! #nsfw #dirtydownunder
Getting ready for a night out on the town 💃 back on at @boardroommelb.bsky.social tomorrow night though… But for now, let’s dance ✨✨
September 18, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Getting ready for a night out on the town 💃 back on at @boardroommelb.bsky.social tomorrow night though… But for now, let’s dance ✨✨
I walk in like I already own the room. Do I own you too? #nsfw #NoInnocence
September 17, 2025 at 9:10 AM
I walk in like I already own the room. Do I own you too? #nsfw #NoInnocence
Caption this... Funniest reply gets noticed. 😉 😈 #nsfw #captionthis
September 16, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Caption this... Funniest reply gets noticed. 😉 😈 #nsfw #captionthis
DMs are now officially open! So slide on in… If you think you can handle the heat 🔥
A special thank you to @blck-mmba-9.bsky.social who kindly let me know that they were set to closed ❌Talk about embarrassing 😳 I’m still learning the ropes on here so pls be gentle with me #fail #nsfw
A special thank you to @blck-mmba-9.bsky.social who kindly let me know that they were set to closed ❌Talk about embarrassing 😳 I’m still learning the ropes on here so pls be gentle with me #fail #nsfw
September 16, 2025 at 5:14 AM
DMs are now officially open! So slide on in… If you think you can handle the heat 🔥
A special thank you to @blck-mmba-9.bsky.social who kindly let me know that they were set to closed ❌Talk about embarrassing 😳 I’m still learning the ropes on here so pls be gentle with me #fail #nsfw
A special thank you to @blck-mmba-9.bsky.social who kindly let me know that they were set to closed ❌Talk about embarrassing 😳 I’m still learning the ropes on here so pls be gentle with me #fail #nsfw
Tuesday’s looking a little too wholesome… good thing I start stirring trouble at 6pm at @boardroommelb.bsky.social 😉 #AfterDark #CheekyVibes”
September 16, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Tuesday’s looking a little too wholesome… good thing I start stirring trouble at 6pm at @boardroommelb.bsky.social 😉 #AfterDark #CheekyVibes”
SEVEN!? I WAS NOT EVEN AWARE OF THE LAST THREE EXISTING
James Cameron says he's struggling to write 'Terminator 7'
"I've been unable to get [very far] on that ... I don't know what to say that won't be overtaken by real events ... we are living in a science fiction age right now"
(via CNN)
"I've been unable to get [very far] on that ... I don't know what to say that won't be overtaken by real events ... we are living in a science fiction age right now"
(via CNN)
September 16, 2025 at 1:42 AM
SEVEN!? I WAS NOT EVEN AWARE OF THE LAST THREE EXISTING
September 15, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Reposted by April de La Fontaine
There’s only 7 shifts left until I disappear for a while.. 🤭
Call the @boardroommelb.bsky.social to book in some time together 🌹
Call the @boardroommelb.bsky.social to book in some time together 🌹
September 15, 2025 at 2:29 AM
There’s only 7 shifts left until I disappear for a while.. 🤭
Call the @boardroommelb.bsky.social to book in some time together 🌹
Call the @boardroommelb.bsky.social to book in some time together 🌹
The Kirby Institute just dropped 2024's sex stats and… babes, it’s messy 😵 That “quick check” before bookings? It’s foreplay AND safety 😏 and no reason to blush, newbies! Full mess here via the ABC: buff.ly/MXpdxEx 🍆
#SafeSex #SexWorkIsWork #TestDontGuess #SaferPleasure
#SafeSex #SexWorkIsWork #TestDontGuess #SaferPleasure
Syphilis and gonorrhoea rates soaring in Australia, report finds - ABC listen
Australia's 2024 sexual health check-up has been released today, and has revealed some concerning results. While HIV rates have declined over the past decade, syphilis diagnoses have almost doubled…
www.abc.net.au
September 15, 2025 at 1:27 PM
The Kirby Institute just dropped 2024's sex stats and… babes, it’s messy 😵 That “quick check” before bookings? It’s foreplay AND safety 😏 and no reason to blush, newbies! Full mess here via the ABC: buff.ly/MXpdxEx 🍆
#SafeSex #SexWorkIsWork #TestDontGuess #SaferPleasure
#SafeSex #SexWorkIsWork #TestDontGuess #SaferPleasure
September 15, 2025 at 10:29 AM
It’s International Sex Worker Pride Day!
Well yesterday was. I was too busy hustlin’ to post.
This industry has helped me find my own power, as a woman and a human being. I’m lucky to meet people from all walks of life; both girlies and bfs alike. I used to have so much internalised shame (1/2)
Well yesterday was. I was too busy hustlin’ to post.
This industry has helped me find my own power, as a woman and a human being. I’m lucky to meet people from all walks of life; both girlies and bfs alike. I used to have so much internalised shame (1/2)
September 15, 2025 at 6:33 AM
It’s International Sex Worker Pride Day!
Well yesterday was. I was too busy hustlin’ to post.
This industry has helped me find my own power, as a woman and a human being. I’m lucky to meet people from all walks of life; both girlies and bfs alike. I used to have so much internalised shame (1/2)
Well yesterday was. I was too busy hustlin’ to post.
This industry has helped me find my own power, as a woman and a human being. I’m lucky to meet people from all walks of life; both girlies and bfs alike. I used to have so much internalised shame (1/2)
Reposted by April de La Fontaine
🌟 September 14th is Pride Day! 🌟
SWers have always been here, building friendships, celebrating every win, and supporting one another in the face of exclusion. Today we rejoice in the strength, wisdom, and love of our communities across the globe.
Happy Sex Worker Pride Day!
SWers have always been here, building friendships, celebrating every win, and supporting one another in the face of exclusion. Today we rejoice in the strength, wisdom, and love of our communities across the globe.
Happy Sex Worker Pride Day!
September 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
🌟 September 14th is Pride Day! 🌟
SWers have always been here, building friendships, celebrating every win, and supporting one another in the face of exclusion. Today we rejoice in the strength, wisdom, and love of our communities across the globe.
Happy Sex Worker Pride Day!
SWers have always been here, building friendships, celebrating every win, and supporting one another in the face of exclusion. Today we rejoice in the strength, wisdom, and love of our communities across the globe.
Happy Sex Worker Pride Day!
If you’ve never come into @boardroommelb.bsky.social for a meet up and are a little shy, don’t worry! I’ve got you covered!
Here’s a fab article by The Satisfaction Project that may help with any first-time jitters, as well as answering any questions you might have but feel embarrassed to ask xo
Here’s a fab article by The Satisfaction Project that may help with any first-time jitters, as well as answering any questions you might have but feel embarrassed to ask xo
Experienced clients share advice about hiring sex workers
We asked experienced escort clients for their best advice on hiring sex workers...here's what they said. If you're a beginner, you need to read this!
www.satisfactionproject.com
September 15, 2025 at 5:16 AM
If you’ve never come into @boardroommelb.bsky.social for a meet up and are a little shy, don’t worry! I’ve got you covered!
Here’s a fab article by The Satisfaction Project that may help with any first-time jitters, as well as answering any questions you might have but feel embarrassed to ask xo
Here’s a fab article by The Satisfaction Project that may help with any first-time jitters, as well as answering any questions you might have but feel embarrassed to ask xo
Taking a much-needed rest day 🥱
Back on at @boardroommelb.bsky.social this week - keep your eyes on my feed for shift updates and sneak peeks… but for now - sleep 💤
Back on at @boardroommelb.bsky.social this week - keep your eyes on my feed for shift updates and sneak peeks… but for now - sleep 💤
September 15, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Taking a much-needed rest day 🥱
Back on at @boardroommelb.bsky.social this week - keep your eyes on my feed for shift updates and sneak peeks… but for now - sleep 💤
Back on at @boardroommelb.bsky.social this week - keep your eyes on my feed for shift updates and sneak peeks… but for now - sleep 💤
💝 @sophie-boardroom.bsky.social is dressed to impress… so if you want to impress, check (& checkout) her wishlist
spoil her rotten, lads and ladies xo
spoil her rotten, lads and ladies xo
I’ve created a nice little Wishlist in case any one feels like surprising me ❤️ I’m back next week
Tuesday 16th - 4-12am
Thursday 18th - 4-12am
throne.com/sophieboardr... Check out my profile on Throne!
Tuesday 16th - 4-12am
Thursday 18th - 4-12am
throne.com/sophieboardr... Check out my profile on Throne!
September 13, 2025 at 10:20 AM
💝 @sophie-boardroom.bsky.social is dressed to impress… so if you want to impress, check (& checkout) her wishlist
spoil her rotten, lads and ladies xo
spoil her rotten, lads and ladies xo
📣 U P D A T E 📣
Tonight’s shift at @boardroommelb.bsky.social has been
CANCELLED DUE TO ILLNESS
Sorry to anyone who has booked or was planning to swing by. Trust me, you want me at my best so come find me Sunday from 6pm so I can blow you away 🔥
Tonight’s shift at @boardroommelb.bsky.social has been
CANCELLED DUE TO ILLNESS
Sorry to anyone who has booked or was planning to swing by. Trust me, you want me at my best so come find me Sunday from 6pm so I can blow you away 🔥
September 13, 2025 at 8:53 AM
📣 U P D A T E 📣
Tonight’s shift at @boardroommelb.bsky.social has been
CANCELLED DUE TO ILLNESS
Sorry to anyone who has booked or was planning to swing by. Trust me, you want me at my best so come find me Sunday from 6pm so I can blow you away 🔥
Tonight’s shift at @boardroommelb.bsky.social has been
CANCELLED DUE TO ILLNESS
Sorry to anyone who has booked or was planning to swing by. Trust me, you want me at my best so come find me Sunday from 6pm so I can blow you away 🔥