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Witness Protection Wig
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Let me preface: I have not seen tonight’s episode of #traitors but this the most clueless cast respect fully

Also it’s a study in how cults thrive.. they will follow whoever is just loudest & wrong! #traitorsus
February 20, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Kyle is wearing his RING ON STRING! This episode would’ve been a spoiler alert if we didn’t know already… #summerhouse
February 19, 2026 at 3:32 AM
The title “musician” under Jesse name #summerhouse
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February 19, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Kyle talking to anything but Amanda about his marriage #summerhouse
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February 18, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Here’s a portrait title:The moment it’s all about to implode.

Rob crushed so hard on Colton he threw his team under the bus too soon & Candiance is sick of it! Rightfully.

It’s over #traitors #traitorsus
February 15, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Mo is NOT a reliable narrator for this he said she said convo with Dorit #rhobh

AND if Pk can stage that fake robbery those text are tampered too
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February 13, 2026 at 5:01 PM
The fashion is lacking w/o Paige #summerhouse
February 12, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Kyle stay stressing this elusive brand. Pero like, Every year I ask where is it sold? Who is buying lover boy? The first time I saw it was at Carl’s bar a few months ago. #summerhouse
February 12, 2026 at 9:51 PM
“I’ve raised so many man babies I was born to be a mom” - Lindsey Hubbard with a Pulitzer Quote 🤣 #summerhouse
February 12, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Omg the dramatics that’s the real reason she was fired. Girl just go sell some cloth at zarin and think about what you did #rhony #golden #ny #enews
February 12, 2026 at 6:55 PM
You’re Mad at a Bilingual Man… and a Puppet. #superbowl #badbunny #elmo #news
February 9, 2026 at 5:22 AM
My cat sat on the remote soon after the DJ Mo- mentum announcement. She’s sick of it too.🤭 #rhobh
February 8, 2026 at 8:33 PM
When Eric fixed his mouth to say as a musician he knew that laugh bc he knows the sounds of music! #bb #traitors
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February 8, 2026 at 4:20 AM
#RHOBH this accosted convo had me cracking up
February 7, 2026 at 12:36 AM
#SummerHouse is giving Amanda sick of the mess… divorce loading.

Ciara 👑 refusing to learn from what every season has shown us ….do NOT enter a relationship with unserious men who play in your face! especially on national tv babe. #bravo
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February 4, 2026 at 8:04 PM
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To celebrate Black History Month, let's get a kufi thread going #blackhistorymonth
February 1, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Now THATS a reunion trailer! CINEMA! #rhop
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February 3, 2026 at 5:02 AM
And just like that tv Karen is back! “what you mean I was stripped down I had my lace on”

And THATS on sing sing 🤭 #rhop
February 3, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Love that we’re getting STRAIGHT to the point.

my first two questions— Thomas Jefferson concubine & not taking the plea!!!!

This addiction conversation is lowkey powerful. #rhop
February 3, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Our good sis Kurn is home. Currently 🪑 for #bravo prison reform interview #rhop
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February 3, 2026 at 4:11 AM
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The 10 companies to boycott during February:
- Microsoft
- Apple
- Amazon
- Google
- Meta
- OpenAI
- Netflix
- Paramount+
- Uber
- X
Why this ICE boycott wants consumers to resist Amazon and Google
Could consumers give up Netflix and YouTube for a month? That's what a strike protesting Trump’s immigration enforcement is asking people to do.
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February 3, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Recap and questions for #rhop #bravo #reunion #ashley #angel #colorado
January 27, 2026 at 7:39 PM
As a person, who’s fear is missing a flight this #rhop episode is giving me SO much anxiety with the countdown departure clock…
January 26, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Quit #Twitter lost all my memes abruptly quit #TikTok and once again lost all my funny reaction #memes 😩please let’s make this a #meme thread drop your faves #funny #reaction
January 25, 2026 at 11:33 PM