Witness Protection Wig
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Just giggling my way through life. More yuks yuks here - https://youtu.be/Ljr2O8tue1g?si=dSXCQlSu5rkNrOcd
These kids about to piss me off and raise my blood pressure.
Me 🤣 starting every season of #bigbrother #bb27
Me 🤣 starting every season of #bigbrother #bb27
July 12, 2025 at 10:11 PM
These kids about to piss me off and raise my blood pressure.
Me 🤣 starting every season of #bigbrother #bb27
Me 🤣 starting every season of #bigbrother #bb27
Is CC Bloom a nod to Beaches or Bette-r Yet. Mrs. Midler #survivalofthethickest
April 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Is CC Bloom a nod to Beaches or Bette-r Yet. Mrs. Midler #survivalofthethickest
Another season with this theme …why is #whitelotus obsessed with incest
March 24, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Another season with this theme …why is #whitelotus obsessed with incest
Nobody:
Me to my own aux: ooouuu is this you
Me to my own aux: ooouuu is this you
a man with a beard wearing a white tank top and a cross necklace
ALT: a man with a beard wearing a white tank top and a cross necklace
media.tenor.com
March 21, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Nobody:
Me to my own aux: ooouuu is this you
Me to my own aux: ooouuu is this you
Age yourself with a cartoon you watched as a kid
March 18, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Age yourself with a cartoon you watched as a kid
I’m just gonna say it. #whitelotus sucks
March 18, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I’m just gonna say it. #whitelotus sucks
I thought Britt was about to introduce her gay bestie but when she said husband….#rhoa
a man standing in front of a delivery room sign
ALT: a man standing in front of a delivery room sign
media.tenor.com
March 11, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I thought Britt was about to introduce her gay bestie but when she said husband….#rhoa
Karen gonna sound like Stacy when she get out the clink “still I rise” #rhop
an elderly woman wearing sunglasses and a red scarf is sitting in front of a wall that says national book foundation
ALT: an elderly woman wearing sunglasses and a red scarf is sitting in front of a wall that says national book foundation
media.tenor.com
March 4, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Karen gonna sound like Stacy when she get out the clink “still I rise” #rhop
It’s still wild to me Karen saw those tapes & still took it trial for “vindication” I think she’s more embarrassed & concerned about the public perception, not what she did. #rhop
February 28, 2025 at 1:44 AM
It’s still wild to me Karen saw those tapes & still took it trial for “vindication” I think she’s more embarrassed & concerned about the public perception, not what she did. #rhop
I chuckle everytime baby Billy pops up on #whitelotus
February 24, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I chuckle everytime baby Billy pops up on #whitelotus
I still can’t get into Wendy something about her… #rhop
a man in a yellow and black striped shirt says it 's a bit off in front of a white board
ALT: a man in a yellow and black striped shirt says it 's a bit off in front of a white board
media.tenor.com
February 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I still can’t get into Wendy something about her… #rhop
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Black History ✊🏽✨
American History
American History
February 10, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Black History ✊🏽✨
American History
American History
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De Blasio: ‘Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Mayor That Doesn’t Suck Shit, Huh?’
De Blasio: ‘Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Mayor That Doesn’t Suck Shit, Huh?’
NEW YORK—Clucking his tongue with mock disappointment, Bill De Blasio announced to New Yorkers that “It’s not so easy to find a mayor that doesn’t suck shit after all, huh?” during a press conference ...
theonion.com
February 11, 2025 at 12:04 AM
De Blasio: ‘Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Mayor That Doesn’t Suck Shit, Huh?’
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Excedrin be saving lives, bc the way this migraine tried it!
February 6, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Excedrin be saving lives, bc the way this migraine tried it!
I’m gonna miss Grand Dame confessionals #freekaren 😅 #rhop
Karen bringing out scare crow Stacey😭😭 I screamed, I scrumpt! #rhop
February 3, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I’m gonna miss Grand Dame confessionals #freekaren 😅 #rhop
You know what Pakistan, hell yeah lol. Yall hospitality during this mess is top tier 🤌🏾
February 3, 2025 at 5:58 PM
You know what Pakistan, hell yeah lol. Yall hospitality during this mess is top tier 🤌🏾
I beat cancer! My final scans are Tuesday but I’m already declaring it in Jesus name!
February 2, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I beat cancer! My final scans are Tuesday but I’m already declaring it in Jesus name!