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Stupid Stoat
@apptextures.bsky.social
Animator, Illustrator, will post art and thoughts.
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"Where are your parents, little girl?" - Everette asked as he plucked the flat fox in from beneath his paws to betwixt claws.

"I'm a 34 year old man..." Rezni whimpered and then chuckled, "It's actually my birthday..."

Huzzah

#JARDToons #DandyToons
November 12, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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Birthday Dinner Ritual.

We like Disenchantment and Hot Plate

I think I might like food. Symptoms I'm observing are strikingly similar to the feeling of being squished evoking a strong pleasure response.

Flushed cheeks, warm core, and a gasping "uwah~" forced from my body... will research further.
November 13, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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Everette is a Monk and Professor in #DandyToons

And Rezni is a paw pancake. 💦

#flattening
November 12, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Goth @greenbirddash.bsky.social (in all of his malevolence.)
November 12, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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In Memoriam
November 9, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Patreon pic #comm for thatweridboi featuring @asbigasawhale.bsky.social

Big Flat Orca hugs(?) 🐋
November 8, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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Getting squished in Super Mario 64 looks a lot different than I remember...

I've been working on this mod for the past couple of months now, and I'm happy to say it's in a state that I'm ready release it! 🎊
November 1, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Hey look, it's @azuredrago.bsky.social, and he's hanging out in the mushroom kingdom! What's he going to do?
Other than getting squished into a dragon pancake, I mean.
November 8, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Damn birds! Is the last time I show my strength with them around! Wait... couldn't ghosts pass through?
November 7, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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The Keeper.
June 3, 2025 at 10:43 AM
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hmmm…. what a vaguely familiar cardboard cutout!

#flattening #tf #inanimatetf
November 7, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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"YEAH!! Stuck the landing." - Grussel

#JARDToons
November 7, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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All I’m hearing is a bunch of hoo-ha, anyways I sure wonder what this button does!
November 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The first meeting of Bigdii the dragon and App the knight. Their relationship would soon blossom into something beautiful.

Kindathu and Zanru are taking notes.

For the wonderful @jardtoons.bsky.social
November 5, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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"I'LL HIT A LADY!!" - Zenzi Drydust to "Mizzindee" Juno.

Juno belongs to @zincxirom.bsky.social

Love at First Strike

#DandyToons
November 1, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Oakley working on an experiment in the lab and gets thrown against a wall! Alpaca coin! What was he trying to solve?
June 6, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Seth the Guard Dog!

He's a bottom-runger security officer of the Crystal Consortium and a member of the City Guard! He's always ready to help and prove his loyalty and worth!

#DandyToons
October 31, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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"When I grow up, I wanna be even MORE autistic." - Zen the Fairy Dragon

#JARDArt
October 31, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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I wanted to share the way I sketch some figures with a singular, scirbbly line. (Kobold sketched differently for building familiarity)

This is an hour of drawing. So all those random pauses are my visualized ADHD/multiplicity pulilng me to far realms briefly.

#JARDart
September 16, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Behold a cute!

It's Juliann the Wild Fox! Juliann is a fox of @luxendusk.bsky.social who is exploring Leviathan's Throat and the Pearlescent Port in

#DandyToons
October 31, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Cat round and blown up. A Pockets and Neil story. Animation done for @mizuriba.bsky.social
October 29, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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A Dandy Toons adventure between two birds and one cat.

Contains inflation and flattening and cool toons

www.furaffinity.net/view/62794095/

#DandyToons
Mush Mountain - Mission Zero by TantricToons
One cat, and two birds enter a dark hole in a mountain together.... . Contains fantasy violence, flattening, inflation, and a "bad ...
www.furaffinity.net
October 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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I looooove cooking for my stoaty. @apptextures.bsky.social wasn't fat until I met him!
October 29, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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App can a little oblivious...

#JARDArt
October 27, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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5 years ago today...

I moved in with my stoaty, @apptextures.bsky.social ✨💜

He has been suffering my love ever since~
October 27, 2025 at 4:36 AM