based on my description all my friends think my mom hates me and my mom thinks all my friends hate me. either i am a bad descriptor or everyone hates me and i am oblivious

accidentally froze a cola and opened it when it thawed out a little, it exploded on me. who would have thought.

the number of times i feel like telling my mom “girl you need to get a hobby”, because she wants to always interfere in my life, is uncountable.