#Primate: You could have a whole #Planetoftheapes or just one! 👹✨😨✨🐒✨😨✨👹

If Frankenstein's monster was more conventionally sexy and had a good dad, he'd be Edward Scissorhands

Can we all just admit that we pay Jeff goldblum to be Jeff goldblum but on camera in little costumes

Why don't zombies talk in movies/shows/books? Making sound with our mouths is like the literal first thing we figure out before we learn to think. Why would it be the first ability people think we'd lose? I think they'd say scary zombie stuff, scary nonsense or be eerily methodical when speaking.

Attention is my love language but also my hate language.

Watching Sinners. Wasnt prepared for the ku klux klanpires

They lived, and yet
They learned nothing

I watched them live, and yet
I learned nothing

I live, but as many lives as I live,
For however long I live them,
I learn nothing.