Christopher Jay Fittz
@apoplecticfittz.bsky.social
Currently: Expectations Management Specialist for Lone Star Ball, WFAA Sports, and BaseballTX.
The only time I've gone on Twitter in like six months is this morning just to see more people pissing on Nico Harrison's professional grave.
November 11, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The only time I've gone on Twitter in like six months is this morning just to see more people pissing on Nico Harrison's professional grave.
When you get the Nico news
a man with long hair is sitting in front of a laptop computer
ALT: a man with long hair is sitting in front of a laptop computer
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:26 PM
When you get the Nico news
I'm so glad I had no rooting interest in that baseball game.
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I'm so glad I had no rooting interest in that baseball game.
Remember that World Series game where Andy Pages picked up Kike Hernandez and threw him out of the way so he could make sure Game 7 would go to extra innings? That was a weird, wild time.
November 2, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Remember that World Series game where Andy Pages picked up Kike Hernandez and threw him out of the way so he could make sure Game 7 would go to extra innings? That was a weird, wild time.
I'm going to pretend Miguel Rojas is Elvis Andrus.
November 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I'm going to pretend Miguel Rojas is Elvis Andrus.
Here exactly two years later, it's still true that the Texas Rangers won the World Series.
November 2, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Here exactly two years later, it's still true that the Texas Rangers won the World Series.
For everyone suffering through this World Series game, this is what it was like watching the 2025 Texas Rangers play every night for six months.
October 28, 2025 at 6:48 AM
For everyone suffering through this World Series game, this is what it was like watching the 2025 Texas Rangers play every night for six months.
I'm still watching the World Series game out of spite.
October 28, 2025 at 6:07 AM
I'm still watching the World Series game out of spite.
This is probably the latest Sandy Koufax has stayed up in like 20 years.
October 28, 2025 at 5:11 AM
This is probably the latest Sandy Koufax has stayed up in like 20 years.
I really didn't want the Mariners to win (so, yay!) but it does kind of stink for M's fans that they have actual baseball trauma now rather than their usual cloying, borderline arrogant brand of obnoxious self pity. That baseball trauma stuff scars your heart for a long time.
October 21, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I really didn't want the Mariners to win (so, yay!) but it does kind of stink for M's fans that they have actual baseball trauma now rather than their usual cloying, borderline arrogant brand of obnoxious self pity. That baseball trauma stuff scars your heart for a long time.
A, frankly, annoying Rangers season ended and I took some time to write about how it made me feel. It ended up feeling differently than I expected.
81-81 - Rangers end 2025 with walk-off loss to Guardians in extras
Smell ya later, 2025 Texas Rangers
www.lonestarball.com
September 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
A, frankly, annoying Rangers season ended and I took some time to write about how it made me feel. It ended up feeling differently than I expected.
Leiter showing tonight why it will be cool to see the Rangers in October again someday.
September 27, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Leiter showing tonight why it will be cool to see the Rangers in October again someday.
At least I won't be forced to be dragged kicking and screaming into liking the 2025 Texas Rangers.
September 17, 2025 at 1:29 AM
At least I won't be forced to be dragged kicking and screaming into liking the 2025 Texas Rangers.
Jonah, Jonah, Jonah...
September 16, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Jonah, Jonah, Jonah...
That felt quite playoff-esque which just goes to show my heart ain't postseason ready yet.
September 13, 2025 at 11:27 PM
That felt quite playoff-esque which just goes to show my heart ain't postseason ready yet.
Jeff McNeil is going to be real embarrassed when he gets back in the clubhouse and sees that pitch was a strike.
September 13, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Jeff McNeil is going to be real embarrassed when he gets back in the clubhouse and sees that pitch was a strike.
Is it too late for Michael Helman to win the MVP?
September 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Is it too late for Michael Helman to win the MVP?
My conclusion about this Rangers team being in a playoff race is that there are too many playoff spots. (which, yes, it will still amuse me if they get one)
September 7, 2025 at 12:54 AM
My conclusion about this Rangers team being in a playoff race is that there are too many playoff spots. (which, yes, it will still amuse me if they get one)
Game so long my cable box hit me with the "You still there?" Thankfully the Rangers won.
September 6, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Game so long my cable box hit me with the "You still there?" Thankfully the Rangers won.
Since Monday, the Rangers are zero for 27 with runners in scoring position. With an opportunity to score with a hit, the Rangers have had a no-hitter tossed their way.
September 6, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Since Monday, the Rangers are zero for 27 with runners in scoring position. With an opportunity to score with a hit, the Rangers have had a no-hitter tossed their way.
The scouting report for Josh Smith reads: "If you throw any fastball letter high center of the plate you will get a swing and miss 100% of the time. His helmet will explode off his head in a fashion that will amuse everyone but Texas Rangers fans."
September 6, 2025 at 2:38 AM
The scouting report for Josh Smith reads: "If you throw any fastball letter high center of the plate you will get a swing and miss 100% of the time. His helmet will explode off his head in a fashion that will amuse everyone but Texas Rangers fans."
Heck of a win for the Rangers. I guess the key is to lose all of your best players?
September 2, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Heck of a win for the Rangers. I guess the key is to lose all of your best players?
Ketel Marte is so mad about that World Series, man. He's hit three home runs since August 2, all against Texas.
September 2, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Ketel Marte is so mad about that World Series, man. He's hit three home runs since August 2, all against Texas.
Joc Pederson had six RBIs total this season coming into the month of August. He has five tonight alone.
August 28, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Joc Pederson had six RBIs total this season coming into the month of August. He has five tonight alone.