Max Slade
@apocalypseorutopia.com
Host of a fledgling YouTube channel, former child actor, etc. etc.
12 million is the magic number.
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3.5% rule - Wikipedia
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October 21, 2025 at 9:12 PM
12 million is the magic number.
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Spent 10 mins scrolling Bluesky and now I’m angry and sad
October 5, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Spent 10 mins scrolling Bluesky and now I’m angry and sad
Happy 3rd birthday to the best little monsters 🎉🎂🎈
September 29, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Happy 3rd birthday to the best little monsters 🎉🎂🎈
Red baseball caps are the new toothbrush mustache
September 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Red baseball caps are the new toothbrush mustache
If MAGAs have a come-to-Jesus moment about Trump/Epstein, what happens next?
Will they acknowledge that Jan 6 was bad too?
Will they recognize that he’s been lying and grifting since day one?
Will they acknowledge that Jan 6 was bad too?
Will they recognize that he’s been lying and grifting since day one?
July 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
If MAGAs have a come-to-Jesus moment about Trump/Epstein, what happens next?
Will they acknowledge that Jan 6 was bad too?
Will they recognize that he’s been lying and grifting since day one?
Will they acknowledge that Jan 6 was bad too?
Will they recognize that he’s been lying and grifting since day one?
Protesters are going to be met with very big force?
Jfc, he sounds like a kindergartener.
Jfc, he sounds like a kindergartener.
June 10, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Protesters are going to be met with very big force?
Jfc, he sounds like a kindergartener.
Jfc, he sounds like a kindergartener.
You just know Ken Jennings often thinks to himself “Seriously? Did you guys even study?”
May 31, 2025 at 12:49 AM
You just know Ken Jennings often thinks to himself “Seriously? Did you guys even study?”
It’s so weird seeing folks online talking about millennials and realizing they mean old people
May 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM
It’s so weird seeing folks online talking about millennials and realizing they mean old people
French food is great but they don’t know shit about a carne asada burrito
May 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
French food is great but they don’t know shit about a carne asada burrito
I’m gonna miss French potato chips
May 8, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I’m gonna miss French potato chips
Me after staying in a foreign city for a week: Omg these tourists are just the worst
May 5, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Me after staying in a foreign city for a week: Omg these tourists are just the worst
What do the French have against shower doors? Do they like getting water all over the bathroom floor?
May 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
What do the French have against shower doors? Do they like getting water all over the bathroom floor?
A view of my street (for the next week) from the nearby castle
May 1, 2025 at 1:57 PM
A view of my street (for the next week) from the nearby castle
Pet peeve: unnecessary, but not exactly incorrect, use of “literally.” Like yeah it might be literally true, but no one would ever think you meant it figuratively.
April 19, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Pet peeve: unnecessary, but not exactly incorrect, use of “literally.” Like yeah it might be literally true, but no one would ever think you meant it figuratively.
Referring to the first decade of this century as “the two thousands” is dumb. We should call it “the twenty aughts” from now on.
April 17, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Referring to the first decade of this century as “the two thousands” is dumb. We should call it “the twenty aughts” from now on.
Family size pizza? I beg to differ.
April 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Family size pizza? I beg to differ.