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Peak incoming
Eight adventurers. Two teams. One video.
Releases tomorrow at noon EST.
Releases tomorrow at noon EST.
October 14, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Peak incoming
I dream out loud, that shit can be DANGEROUS
October 9, 2025 at 10:40 AM
I dream out loud, that shit can be DANGEROUS
They call me...
No they don't.
I don't get called.
I get summoned
No they don't.
I don't get called.
I get summoned
October 3, 2025 at 11:22 PM
They call me...
No they don't.
I don't get called.
I get summoned
No they don't.
I don't get called.
I get summoned
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"Sir, listen to this, I think crap is about to go down!"
"This is the S.S. Crap! We're going down!"
*Meanwhile, on the S.S. Crap, the crew is evacuating. One man seems to be staying behind*
"Sir, please, you can't do this!"
The man replies: "My boy, the Crapton always goes down with the shit."
"This is the S.S. Crap! We're going down!"
*Meanwhile, on the S.S. Crap, the crew is evacuating. One man seems to be staying behind*
"Sir, please, you can't do this!"
The man replies: "My boy, the Crapton always goes down with the shit."
September 12, 2025 at 10:00 PM
"Sir, listen to this, I think crap is about to go down!"
"This is the S.S. Crap! We're going down!"
*Meanwhile, on the S.S. Crap, the crew is evacuating. One man seems to be staying behind*
"Sir, please, you can't do this!"
The man replies: "My boy, the Crapton always goes down with the shit."
"This is the S.S. Crap! We're going down!"
*Meanwhile, on the S.S. Crap, the crew is evacuating. One man seems to be staying behind*
"Sir, please, you can't do this!"
The man replies: "My boy, the Crapton always goes down with the shit."
What if his neck just did that
September 10, 2025 at 11:05 PM
What if his neck just did that
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one of my cats will periodically stink up the house with the nastiest cat shit ever every month or so, talk about period shits amirite ladies
August 20, 2025 at 6:08 AM
one of my cats will periodically stink up the house with the nastiest cat shit ever every month or so, talk about period shits amirite ladies
when your nervous system falls apart randomly and you kinda just gotta reassemble it
August 8, 2025 at 5:21 AM
when your nervous system falls apart randomly and you kinda just gotta reassemble it
Nature valley cooking up the messiest fucking granola bar possibly conceivable
August 3, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Nature valley cooking up the messiest fucking granola bar possibly conceivable
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@aphenomena.bsky.social These were actually so upsetting
July 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
@aphenomena.bsky.social These were actually so upsetting
they should add a grok equivalent to bluesky but instead of doing anything important it just responds to posts with pictures of oiled up dudes... that'd be pretty cool...
July 29, 2025 at 1:18 PM
they should add a grok equivalent to bluesky but instead of doing anything important it just responds to posts with pictures of oiled up dudes... that'd be pretty cool...
Fantastic Four Skins??? Yes please!!!
July 29, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Fantastic Four Skins??? Yes please!!!
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HI @elisquared.bsky.social IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN
July 11, 2025 at 12:00 PM
HI @elisquared.bsky.social IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN
Whomstveever created the Costco food court needs their weiner sucked immediately!!! (Not by me though one of yall can do that I'm takennn sorries <33)
July 5, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Whomstveever created the Costco food court needs their weiner sucked immediately!!! (Not by me though one of yall can do that I'm takennn sorries <33)
Wow.... it's my birthday....
July 1, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Wow.... it's my birthday....
Preposterous
Only flipping 1 blizzard?! We used to be a proper country
June 29, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Preposterous
Shut the fuck up
I can realistically see you marrying Prince Philip, this checks out
June 28, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Shut the fuck up
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Another AMAZING edition of Heroes Dutch Comic Con is behind us. Thank you to everyone who made this such a special and memorable event for me. Going all up in my Shy Guy role was such immense fun, and l can't wait to see what the next edition has in store 💚
June 22, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Another AMAZING edition of Heroes Dutch Comic Con is behind us. Thank you to everyone who made this such a special and memorable event for me. Going all up in my Shy Guy role was such immense fun, and l can't wait to see what the next edition has in store 💚