I think every band should record at least one song that's wildly outside of their normal wheelhouse. Like, a death metal band should have a song that sounds like The Beach Boys.
December 26, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I think every band should record at least one song that's wildly outside of their normal wheelhouse. Like, a death metal band should have a song that sounds like The Beach Boys.
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HELLO. HI. YES. I'M HERE AGAIN.
Did you know I have a new campaign that's released? It's another Surprise RPG with Cricket.
boogiemanbuddies.podbean.com/p/companions...
Did you know I have a new campaign that's released? It's another Surprise RPG with Cricket.
boogiemanbuddies.podbean.com/p/companions...
July 26, 2025 at 7:07 PM
HELLO. HI. YES. I'M HERE AGAIN.
Did you know I have a new campaign that's released? It's another Surprise RPG with Cricket.
boogiemanbuddies.podbean.com/p/companions...
Did you know I have a new campaign that's released? It's another Surprise RPG with Cricket.
boogiemanbuddies.podbean.com/p/companions...
Master Chief, do you mind telling me what you're doing with that bomb?
Sir, committing to the bit.
Sir, committing to the bit.
July 27, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Master Chief, do you mind telling me what you're doing with that bomb?
Sir, committing to the bit.
Sir, committing to the bit.
Why does ice cream have nutritional facts at all? It should just say "BAD".
May 2, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Why does ice cream have nutritional facts at all? It should just say "BAD".
Life is the way it is because the people who need to be kicked in the dick the most never get kicked in the dick.
April 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Life is the way it is because the people who need to be kicked in the dick the most never get kicked in the dick.
Diet drinks? No thanks, those things are full of artificial sweeteners. I sweeten my drinks the natural way, thank you.
*grates lead into my tea*
*grates lead into my tea*
February 1, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Diet drinks? No thanks, those things are full of artificial sweeteners. I sweeten my drinks the natural way, thank you.
*grates lead into my tea*
*grates lead into my tea*
Appetizers are fucking stupid. An appetizer should be something you eat forty five to thirty minutes before a meal. Not like, five.
January 1, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Appetizers are fucking stupid. An appetizer should be something you eat forty five to thirty minutes before a meal. Not like, five.
You can just say that anything happens in Superman 64 and no one can check you on it.
October 27, 2024 at 12:09 AM
You can just say that anything happens in Superman 64 and no one can check you on it.
You never hear about people getting sucked into jet engines anymore.
October 19, 2024 at 7:18 AM
You never hear about people getting sucked into jet engines anymore.
I think we just need to ban all ventriloquist acts. Painfully unfunny across the board. How we as a society let that shit get off the ground is beyond me.
January 5, 2024 at 9:07 AM
I think we just need to ban all ventriloquist acts. Painfully unfunny across the board. How we as a society let that shit get off the ground is beyond me.
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thi planet of the apes (1968) #BestMovieQuotes classic taylor!
November 29, 2023 at 8:56 PM
thi planet of the apes (1968) #BestMovieQuotes classic taylor!
gonna fuckin fire the neuron who's job it is to form a link between a thing i just saw and an embarrassing thing i did a decade ago
November 29, 2023 at 6:03 PM
gonna fuckin fire the neuron who's job it is to form a link between a thing i just saw and an embarrassing thing i did a decade ago
*waking up after four hours sleep and eating a piece of toast* Les Shroud in my head: It may not look like much, but this little bit of food energy may be the key difference in making it through the day. In a survival situation, even the smallest thing matters.
November 29, 2023 at 4:55 PM
*waking up after four hours sleep and eating a piece of toast* Les Shroud in my head: It may not look like much, but this little bit of food energy may be the key difference in making it through the day. In a survival situation, even the smallest thing matters.
Coworker: Lost in thought there man? Pondering the mysteries of the universe, hmm?
Me: Ha ha yah, something like that.
My thoughts: Why does putting a hat on a naked person make them MORE naked?
Me: Ha ha yah, something like that.
My thoughts: Why does putting a hat on a naked person make them MORE naked?
November 19, 2023 at 10:58 PM
Coworker: Lost in thought there man? Pondering the mysteries of the universe, hmm?
Me: Ha ha yah, something like that.
My thoughts: Why does putting a hat on a naked person make them MORE naked?
Me: Ha ha yah, something like that.
My thoughts: Why does putting a hat on a naked person make them MORE naked?
forcing all my embarrassing memories into my left hand then cutting it off
November 15, 2023 at 12:30 AM
forcing all my embarrassing memories into my left hand then cutting it off
hey it's me, i can't come into work today. yah, i imagined all of the bad things that could happen in my life and made myself sad, again.
yah i can pick up saturday thats fine
yah i can pick up saturday thats fine
November 13, 2023 at 8:56 PM
hey it's me, i can't come into work today. yah, i imagined all of the bad things that could happen in my life and made myself sad, again.
yah i can pick up saturday thats fine
yah i can pick up saturday thats fine
incorporating myself into the wall for the rest of the day, hold all my calls
November 13, 2023 at 8:01 PM
incorporating myself into the wall for the rest of the day, hold all my calls
Vlad's Completely Normal Nighttime Only Pizzeria
"We don't use any garlic!"™️
"We don't use any garlic!"™️
November 12, 2023 at 1:28 AM
Vlad's Completely Normal Nighttime Only Pizzeria
"We don't use any garlic!"™️
"We don't use any garlic!"™️
I curse you with accidently reposting embarrassing fetish porn.
November 11, 2023 at 11:50 PM
I curse you with accidently reposting embarrassing fetish porn.
what if you made popcorn and every kernel popped at once?
October 9, 2023 at 1:52 AM
what if you made popcorn and every kernel popped at once?
Dipshit submarine radar operator: Captain I've got schmovement.
October 8, 2023 at 8:24 PM
Dipshit submarine radar operator: Captain I've got schmovement.
vampires were real but also could get rabies just the same as anyone else and they all died because they loved to hang out with bats
October 7, 2023 at 5:40 PM
vampires were real but also could get rabies just the same as anyone else and they all died because they loved to hang out with bats
time to think about the muscles dedicated solely to pissing
October 7, 2023 at 5:28 PM
time to think about the muscles dedicated solely to pissing
ARMORED CORE™️ VI FLOWERS FOR ALGERNON
October 5, 2023 at 6:12 PM
ARMORED CORE™️ VI FLOWERS FOR ALGERNON
I bet "guy who films the back and white segments for infomercials" was a fun job to have.
October 5, 2023 at 7:37 AM
I bet "guy who films the back and white segments for infomercials" was a fun job to have.