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Ape Turkey
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Yet another SM site, eh?
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
We got a blue wave and then blue balls, all in one week.

Jesus Fucking Christ, not even Charlie Brown is this gullible.

Full on capitulation.
November 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
oh man are the dems going to drop the ball next week?
November 9, 2025 at 11:57 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GCk...

This review sums up my feelings towards GW2's latest expac launch pretty nicely. If they can keep up this momentum in the following patches, this might be the best expac since End of Dragons (which was like not even 4 years ago).
Austin strongly recommends: Guild Wars 2 - Visions of Eternity (2025 Expansion Review)
YouTube video by Skill Up
www.youtube.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I really hope this growing GW2 steam player count is due more to the successful expac launch than the surge of New World refugees. Hopefully it's because of both, but man I feel bad for the NW players who are looking for something even remotely similar to their game.

Anyway, back to Castora.
November 1, 2025 at 11:30 PM
The way a certain character is speaking in the newest GuildWars2 expac makes it pretty likely that this is leading up to a new game reveal...

Could be copium, but we'll see
October 29, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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📜⚔️ Adventure beckons! Guild Wars 2: Visions of Eternity lands in just a few hours! Set sail for Castora! Master nine new elite specializations, uncover ancient secrets, and unravel the Inquest’s machinations! www.guildwars2.com/news/guild-w...
October 28, 2025 at 1:07 PM
okay but WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING AT THE 17 SECOND MARK????
Castora promises beauty and danger in equal measure. Are you ready? #GW2VoE #GW2
October 27, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I know this may come as a shock for some people, but Obsidian will never make another game with the same quality as New Vegas, and that's a good thing.

New Vegas was a diamond made from the pressure of crunch. And if we get games of "lesser" writing quality while still being 8/10s, then great.
October 25, 2025 at 11:55 PM
i've been playing new digimon and its made me nostalgic for the anime and i've been rewatching the anime clips and now i can't get the dub music out of my head aaarrrrrgh

digimon, digital monsters, digimon are the CHAMPEONS
October 24, 2025 at 12:51 AM
It's so on brand for Bethesda to announce a new Fallout 4 rerelease on the 15th anniversary of New Vegas AND with the Fallout TV show taking place in New Vegas.
October 24, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Outer Worlds 2 reviews come out tomorrow and man I am so worried for Obsidian. It feels like Microsoft/XBox is looking for any reason to gut their acquired game studios in favor for AI and won't even accept an 8/10 as good enough.
October 22, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Get your gear ready and prepare to explore the adventures that await you on Tyria. Here's a little sneak peek at what you may discover when you head up the mantle in Guild Wars 2: Visions of Eternity ⚔️🔥 Which place are you most excited to see? #GuildWars2 #GW2VoE
October 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
all that's missing are some cybertruck nuts
October 20, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Today marks 15 years since the release of Fallout: New Vegas.

Since 2010, players have explored the Mojave Wasteland where countless Couriers have walked the same road—each carving their own story. Thank you for keeping the spirit of the game alive all these years.

Viva New Vegas. 🎲
October 19, 2025 at 4:15 PM
It can't be a coincidence that the Outer Worlds 2 review embargo ends on Fallout Day, right?
October 18, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Bullshit like this is why I stopped playing wordle in the first place
October 12, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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It’s an expression of pain. @patstaresat.bsky.social
October 11, 2025 at 9:30 PM
"Yes, I see my client wrote that letter threatening millions of lives, but may I draw attention to the /s at the end?"
October 7, 2025 at 9:42 AM
nerds
October 2, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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the website to cancel Xbox Game Pass subscriptions is overloaded
October 1, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I'm really glad GW2 is taking steps to condense and familiarize old and new content with these (albeit late) systems updates. Quickplay was most successful, barring newer players being matched with speedrunners, and making the higher end-game more accessible is never a bad thing.
Two paths, one destiny! ⚔️ Raids and Strike Missions are joining forces next year into a single mode in #GuildWars2—raids! Combat Systems Lead Bryan shares what this unification means.
Unroll the scroll for more details: 📜 www.guildwars2.com/news/raids-a...
October 1, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Xbox 360 Dollars Per Year
October 1, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I've been waiting for them to do more bug-fixing... AND THEN THEY DROP THIS???

Fuck, gonna have to restart my playthrough
📢 Rabbit & Pork is our first official DLC for Fallout: London, and it's out now!

🧍 80 New NPCs
💡 30 New Quests
⚔️ 30 New Weapons & Armours
💬 70 Random Encounters
🚀 Collector's Edition Kickstarter!
❓ And more...

▶️ youtu.be/UIZx_KF3Kkc
September 30, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I bought the hela ult variant in Marvel SNAP and I swear I am going to be totally normal about it (i wont)
September 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM