— 𝓒𝐡𝐞𝐲。
@aoptimisticnerd.bsky.social
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Pinned
— 𝓒𝐡𝐞𝐲。
@aoptimisticnerd.bsky.social
· Apr 6
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝙻𝙾𝚅𝙴 𝙼𝙴 𝙻𝙸𝙺𝙴:
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝘈 𝘉𝘌𝘚𝘛 𝘍𝘙𝘐𝘌𝘕𝘋
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝘈 𝘎𝘐𝘙𝘓𝘍𝘙𝘐𝘌𝘕𝘋
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝘈 𝘚𝘖𝘜𝘓𝘔𝘈𝘛𝘌
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝓐 𝓦𝓞𝓜𝓐𝓝~
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝙻𝙾𝚅𝙴 𝙼𝙴 𝙻𝙸𝙺𝙴:
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝘈 𝘉𝘌𝘚𝘛 𝘍𝘙𝘐𝘌𝘕𝘋
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝘈 𝘎𝘐𝘙𝘓𝘍𝘙𝘐𝘌𝘕𝘋
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝘈 𝘚𝘖𝘜𝘓𝘔𝘈𝘛𝘌
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝓐 𝓦𝓞𝓜𝓐𝓝~
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@apessimisticnerd.bsky.social
January 4, 2026 at 6:24 PM
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝙻𝙾𝚅𝙴 𝙼𝙴 𝙻𝙸𝙺𝙴:
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝘈 𝘉𝘌𝘚𝘛 𝘍𝘙𝘐𝘌𝘕𝘋
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝘈 𝘎𝘐𝘙𝘓𝘍𝘙𝘐𝘌𝘕𝘋
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝘈 𝘚𝘖𝘜𝘓𝘔𝘈𝘛𝘌
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝙻𝙾𝚅𝙴 𝙼𝙴 𝙻𝙸𝙺𝙴:
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝘈 𝘉𝘌𝘚𝘛 𝘍𝘙𝘐𝘌𝘕𝘋
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝘈 𝘎𝘐𝘙𝘓𝘍𝘙𝘐𝘌𝘕𝘋
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝘈 𝘚𝘖𝘜𝘓𝘔𝘈𝘛𝘌
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝓐 𝓦𝓞𝓜𝓐𝓝~
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⠀⠀" No more holidays, thank fuck, I don't need to theme all my gay nonsense now. "
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⠀⠀" No more holidays, thank fuck, I don't need to theme all my gay nonsense now. "
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January 4, 2026 at 3:04 AM
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⠀⠀" No more holidays, thank fuck, I don't need to theme all my gay nonsense now. "
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⠀⠀" No more holidays, thank fuck, I don't need to theme all my gay nonsense now. "
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Drunkenly grabbing onto @apessimisticnerd.bsky.social again and again.
January 1, 2026 at 5:53 AM
Drunkenly grabbing onto @apessimisticnerd.bsky.social again and again.
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Uncorks a wine bottle.
⠀⠀" Hell yeah. "
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Uncorks a wine bottle.
⠀⠀" Hell yeah. "
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January 1, 2026 at 4:21 AM
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Uncorks a wine bottle.
⠀⠀" Hell yeah. "
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Uncorks a wine bottle.
⠀⠀" Hell yeah. "
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Faceplants in the snow in her current Christmas outfit...
December 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Faceplants in the snow in her current Christmas outfit...
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⠀⠀" T-Too airy for me, Santa... "
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⠀⠀" T-Too airy for me, Santa... "
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December 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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⠀⠀" T-Too airy for me, Santa... "
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⠀⠀" T-Too airy for me, Santa... "
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Has an antler crown of mistletoe.
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Has an antler crown of mistletoe.
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December 21, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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Has an antler crown of mistletoe.
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Has an antler crown of mistletoe.
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Wiggles around in bed.
December 8, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Wiggles around in bed.
Not drinking any milk, just passed out on the floor.
December 2, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Not drinking any milk, just passed out on the floor.
Chewing on a massive turkey leg.
November 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Chewing on a massive turkey leg.
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Squinting at the water.
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Squinting at the water.
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November 26, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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Squinting at the water.
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Squinting at the water.
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Feeding her pet goblin shark.
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Feeding her pet goblin shark.
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November 26, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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Feeding her pet goblin shark.
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Feeding her pet goblin shark.
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⠀⠀"Santa robot that judges whether people are naughty or nice...and maybe kills the naughty ones..."
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⠀⠀"Santa robot that judges whether people are naughty or nice...and maybe kills the naughty ones..."
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November 26, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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⠀⠀"Santa robot that judges whether people are naughty or nice...and maybe kills the naughty ones..."
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⠀⠀"Santa robot that judges whether people are naughty or nice...and maybe kills the naughty ones..."
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⠀⠀"I lay down..."
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⠀⠀"I lay down..."
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November 23, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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⠀⠀"I lay down..."
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⠀⠀"I lay down..."
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝘞𝘖𝘙𝘒𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝘏𝘈𝘙𝘋
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝘞𝘖𝘙𝘒𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝘏𝘈𝘙𝘋
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November 22, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝘞𝘖𝘙𝘒𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝘏𝘈𝘙𝘋
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝘞𝘖𝘙𝘒𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝘏𝘈𝘙𝘋
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⠀⠀"Sneaking into Nel's showers is an Olympic sport."
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⠀⠀"Sneaking into Nel's showers is an Olympic sport."
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November 4, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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⠀⠀"Sneaking into Nel's showers is an Olympic sport."
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⠀⠀"Sneaking into Nel's showers is an Olympic sport."
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Eating peanut butter cups.
November 2, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Eating peanut butter cups.
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⠀⠀" Funny banana dog. "
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⠀⠀" Funny banana dog. "
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November 2, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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⠀⠀" Funny banana dog. "
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⠀⠀" Funny banana dog. "
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⠀⠀" It is time to take off the cowgirl fit already? "
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⠀⠀" It is time to take off the cowgirl fit already? "
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November 1, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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⠀⠀" It is time to take off the cowgirl fit already? "
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⠀⠀" It is time to take off the cowgirl fit already? "
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Eating candy nonstop.
October 31, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Eating candy nonstop.
Raises her middle finger with a snicker and continues to chug.
October 31, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Raises her middle finger with a snicker and continues to chug.
Drinks chocolate protein milk.
October 31, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Drinks chocolate protein milk.
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⠀⠀" Storm's comin', I can see the clouds.
No runnin's gonna save you now.
And hard rain is gonna fall down.
Like gravity, like gravity! "
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⠀⠀" Storm's comin', I can see the clouds.
No runnin's gonna save you now.
And hard rain is gonna fall down.
Like gravity, like gravity! "
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October 30, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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⠀⠀" Storm's comin', I can see the clouds.
No runnin's gonna save you now.
And hard rain is gonna fall down.
Like gravity, like gravity! "
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⠀⠀" Storm's comin', I can see the clouds.
No runnin's gonna save you now.
And hard rain is gonna fall down.
Like gravity, like gravity! "
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