AnxiousIntrovert, MS
@anxiousintrovert19.bsky.social
I always thought I liked Italian food but it turns out I just really like carbs and Parmesan cheese
November 5, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I always thought I liked Italian food but it turns out I just really like carbs and Parmesan cheese
Reporter: Speaker Johnson, in your face-to-face interaction with our president 5 minutes ago, there is a verified video of you watching him kick puppies across the White House lawn, your thoughts on that?
Mike Johnson: I didn't see that. Not aware of it. Never heard or saw anything about it.
Mike Johnson: I didn't see that. Not aware of it. Never heard or saw anything about it.
November 4, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Reporter: Speaker Johnson, in your face-to-face interaction with our president 5 minutes ago, there is a verified video of you watching him kick puppies across the White House lawn, your thoughts on that?
Mike Johnson: I didn't see that. Not aware of it. Never heard or saw anything about it.
Mike Johnson: I didn't see that. Not aware of it. Never heard or saw anything about it.
Random, quick "FUCK YOU!" to both YouTube TV and Disney. Also, a special smaller "fuck you!" to @verizonofficial.bsky.social for silently removing my ESPN+ subscription.
November 4, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Random, quick "FUCK YOU!" to both YouTube TV and Disney. Also, a special smaller "fuck you!" to @verizonofficial.bsky.social for silently removing my ESPN+ subscription.
Good thing they didn't give that self-impressed Cheeto colored dick bag the Nobel Peace Prize
www.bbc.com/news/live/c8...
www.bbc.com/news/live/c8...
Israeli PM Netanyahu orders military to immediately strike Gaza - live updates
It comes as Israel says a coffin handed over by Hamas on Monday did not contain the body of another deceased hostage.
www.bbc.com
October 28, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Good thing they didn't give that self-impressed Cheeto colored dick bag the Nobel Peace Prize
www.bbc.com/news/live/c8...
www.bbc.com/news/live/c8...
It was the stupidest of times, it was the racistest of times...
October 28, 2025 at 2:41 PM
It was the stupidest of times, it was the racistest of times...
I hope whoever comes after Trump renames it the Obama ballroom
October 28, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I hope whoever comes after Trump renames it the Obama ballroom
The most interesting thing about the NBA fraud and poker scheme is that it still isn't the Epstein Files.
October 24, 2025 at 12:02 PM
The most interesting thing about the NBA fraud and poker scheme is that it still isn't the Epstein Files.
They won't call him a dictator because he didn't "seize" power, he coerced Congress into abolishing itself.
October 23, 2025 at 1:55 AM
They won't call him a dictator because he didn't "seize" power, he coerced Congress into abolishing itself.
The worst part about the East Wing being destroyed is we're going to have to invest in it again to get rid of all the New Jersey yellow gold once the neck pussy guy is gone
October 22, 2025 at 8:13 PM
The worst part about the East Wing being destroyed is we're going to have to invest in it again to get rid of all the New Jersey yellow gold once the neck pussy guy is gone
I really want to like Halo on @netflix.com but I'm 5 episodes in and there's only been 1 battle?
October 15, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I really want to like Halo on @netflix.com but I'm 5 episodes in and there's only been 1 battle?
So..... no rapture then?
September 24, 2025 at 1:14 AM
So..... no rapture then?
My mom must've been a Tylenol junkie while she was pregnant with me
September 23, 2025 at 4:08 PM
My mom must've been a Tylenol junkie while she was pregnant with me
Why would someone order a flyover during a victim group's publicly scheduled speech? Wrong answers only.
September 6, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Why would someone order a flyover during a victim group's publicly scheduled speech? Wrong answers only.
The only person happy anytime RFK Jr. opens his mouth is Joseph Kennedy Sr., who is now 2nd in line for least likeable Kennedy
September 6, 2025 at 1:46 AM
The only person happy anytime RFK Jr. opens his mouth is Joseph Kennedy Sr., who is now 2nd in line for least likeable Kennedy
No person older than the lower age of either full Medicare participation and/or full Social Security benefits should be allowed to hold an office in the federal government.
#termlimits
#termlimits
September 4, 2025 at 12:11 PM
No person older than the lower age of either full Medicare participation and/or full Social Security benefits should be allowed to hold an office in the federal government.
#termlimits
#termlimits
For like 4 months after the song 'Tipsy' came out I thought he said his girlfriend was goose stepping on the table and I thought @shaboozey.bsky.social was just a really accepting southern boyfriend
August 31, 2025 at 11:38 PM
For like 4 months after the song 'Tipsy' came out I thought he said his girlfriend was goose stepping on the table and I thought @shaboozey.bsky.social was just a really accepting southern boyfriend
The interesting thing about Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift getting engaged is that the Epstein files still haven't been fully released to the public
August 29, 2025 at 12:20 AM
The interesting thing about Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift getting engaged is that the Epstein files still haven't been fully released to the public
Somehow the new Cracker Barrel logo seems even more old timey?
August 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Somehow the new Cracker Barrel logo seems even more old timey?
I have to imagine "how do I get out of America before the world is forced to destroy it" is increasing in popularity every day for Internet search requests
August 22, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I have to imagine "how do I get out of America before the world is forced to destroy it" is increasing in popularity every day for Internet search requests
If only there were some sort of protective piece of fabric or equipment people could put on their hands to create a barrier of some sort between the heat and their skin. I dunno, I think someone will put top scientists on this one. It's a real head scratcher.
apnews.com/article/trum...
apnews.com/article/trum...
DHS Secretary says entire southern border wall to be painted black to stop people from climbing it
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem says the entire southern border wall with Mexico is being painted black to deter illegal immigration.
apnews.com
August 20, 2025 at 7:17 PM
If only there were some sort of protective piece of fabric or equipment people could put on their hands to create a barrier of some sort between the heat and their skin. I dunno, I think someone will put top scientists on this one. It's a real head scratcher.
apnews.com/article/trum...
apnews.com/article/trum...
Apparently our allies aren't worth a fancy reception with a flyover but a war criminal is?
August 18, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Apparently our allies aren't worth a fancy reception with a flyover but a war criminal is?