AnxiousIntrovert, MS
@anxiousintrovert19.bsky.social
My wife: " @archmanning.bsky.social is pretty fast, I don't think he's actually related to Peyton and Eli"
December 31, 2025 at 11:41 PM
My wife: " @archmanning.bsky.social is pretty fast, I don't think he's actually related to Peyton and Eli"
Why does the guy commentating the Texas Michigan game sound exactly like @arishaffir.bsky.social ?
December 31, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Why does the guy commentating the Texas Michigan game sound exactly like @arishaffir.bsky.social ?
Can FIFA invent an award for mediocre weinerings and have my wife present it to me?
December 10, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Can FIFA invent an award for mediocre weinerings and have my wife present it to me?
The @colts.bsky.social and Joe Flacco have an opportunity to do the funniest thing in NFL history right now
December 9, 2025 at 10:32 PM
The @colts.bsky.social and Joe Flacco have an opportunity to do the funniest thing in NFL history right now
They made a fake award and ceremony to appease the guy who leads the party that is always yammering on about participation trophies.
FIFA, historically one of the most corrupt organizations in the world, placating the US' most corrupt President.
Can't find fiction this ridiculous.
FIFA, historically one of the most corrupt organizations in the world, placating the US' most corrupt President.
Can't find fiction this ridiculous.
December 5, 2025 at 7:26 PM
They made a fake award and ceremony to appease the guy who leads the party that is always yammering on about participation trophies.
FIFA, historically one of the most corrupt organizations in the world, placating the US' most corrupt President.
Can't find fiction this ridiculous.
FIFA, historically one of the most corrupt organizations in the world, placating the US' most corrupt President.
Can't find fiction this ridiculous.
If you close your eyes and listen very closely to the ambient sounds around you, tonights the one night every year you can hear the collective sigh of exhaustion of all the moms who didn't kill of their Elf on the Shelf during COVID like they should have.
December 1, 2025 at 1:58 AM
If you close your eyes and listen very closely to the ambient sounds around you, tonights the one night every year you can hear the collective sigh of exhaustion of all the moms who didn't kill of their Elf on the Shelf during COVID like they should have.
Has anyone directly asked President YamTeets if he blew Bill Clinton? I would pay a monthly fee to watch his response on repeat.
November 17, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Has anyone directly asked President YamTeets if he blew Bill Clinton? I would pay a monthly fee to watch his response on repeat.
It's weird that our president hasn't yet denied having tongued Bill Clinton's rig
November 16, 2025 at 4:07 PM
It's weird that our president hasn't yet denied having tongued Bill Clinton's rig
I feel like 25% of the world population, at some point, whether they remember it or not, has fellated Bill Clinton.
November 15, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I feel like 25% of the world population, at some point, whether they remember it or not, has fellated Bill Clinton.
I always thought I liked Italian food but it turns out I just really like carbs and Parmesan cheese
November 5, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I always thought I liked Italian food but it turns out I just really like carbs and Parmesan cheese
Reporter: Speaker Johnson, in your face-to-face interaction with our president 5 minutes ago, there is a verified video of you watching him kick puppies across the White House lawn, your thoughts on that?
Mike Johnson: I didn't see that. Not aware of it. Never heard or saw anything about it.
Mike Johnson: I didn't see that. Not aware of it. Never heard or saw anything about it.
November 4, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Reporter: Speaker Johnson, in your face-to-face interaction with our president 5 minutes ago, there is a verified video of you watching him kick puppies across the White House lawn, your thoughts on that?
Mike Johnson: I didn't see that. Not aware of it. Never heard or saw anything about it.
Mike Johnson: I didn't see that. Not aware of it. Never heard or saw anything about it.
Random, quick "FUCK YOU!" to both YouTube TV and Disney. Also, a special smaller "fuck you!" to @verizonofficial.bsky.social for silently removing my ESPN+ subscription.
November 4, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Random, quick "FUCK YOU!" to both YouTube TV and Disney. Also, a special smaller "fuck you!" to @verizonofficial.bsky.social for silently removing my ESPN+ subscription.
Good thing they didn't give that self-impressed Cheeto colored dick bag the Nobel Peace Prize
www.bbc.com/news/live/c8...
www.bbc.com/news/live/c8...
Israeli PM Netanyahu orders military to immediately strike Gaza - live updates
It comes as Israel says a coffin handed over by Hamas on Monday did not contain the body of another deceased hostage.
www.bbc.com
October 28, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Good thing they didn't give that self-impressed Cheeto colored dick bag the Nobel Peace Prize
www.bbc.com/news/live/c8...
www.bbc.com/news/live/c8...
It was the stupidest of times, it was the racistest of times...
October 28, 2025 at 2:41 PM
It was the stupidest of times, it was the racistest of times...
I hope whoever comes after Trump renames it the Obama ballroom
October 28, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I hope whoever comes after Trump renames it the Obama ballroom
The most interesting thing about the NBA fraud and poker scheme is that it still isn't the Epstein Files.
October 24, 2025 at 12:02 PM
The most interesting thing about the NBA fraud and poker scheme is that it still isn't the Epstein Files.
They won't call him a dictator because he didn't "seize" power, he coerced Congress into abolishing itself.
October 23, 2025 at 1:55 AM
They won't call him a dictator because he didn't "seize" power, he coerced Congress into abolishing itself.
The worst part about the East Wing being destroyed is we're going to have to invest in it again to get rid of all the New Jersey yellow gold once the neck pussy guy is gone
October 22, 2025 at 8:13 PM
The worst part about the East Wing being destroyed is we're going to have to invest in it again to get rid of all the New Jersey yellow gold once the neck pussy guy is gone
I really want to like Halo on @netflix.com but I'm 5 episodes in and there's only been 1 battle?
October 15, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I really want to like Halo on @netflix.com but I'm 5 episodes in and there's only been 1 battle?
So..... no rapture then?
September 24, 2025 at 1:14 AM
So..... no rapture then?
My mom must've been a Tylenol junkie while she was pregnant with me
September 23, 2025 at 4:08 PM
My mom must've been a Tylenol junkie while she was pregnant with me
Why would someone order a flyover during a victim group's publicly scheduled speech? Wrong answers only.
September 6, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Why would someone order a flyover during a victim group's publicly scheduled speech? Wrong answers only.