morty c137
@anxiousc137.bsky.social
wip morty c137. WIP + MDNI
( the mortiest morty of the #ʟɪᴢᴢ̵ɪᴇᴠᴇʀs̵ᴇ )
( the mortiest morty of the #ʟɪᴢᴢ̵ɪᴇᴠᴇʀs̵ᴇ )
Pinned
YOU ARE BETTER OFF GONE
i bet a double hate crime.
ARE YOU DENSE.
September 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
YOU ARE BETTER OFF GONE
ARE YOU DENSE.
…
would it be a hate crime if i killed you because you’re gay, or because you’re a morty.
would it be a hate crime if i killed you because you’re gay, or because you’re a morty.
shut your bitch ass up.
September 23, 2025 at 2:46 PM
ARE YOU DENSE.
shut your bitch ass up.
have the gays stopped fighting.
September 23, 2025 at 2:35 PM
shut your bitch ass up.
. . . . i miss lizzie.
September 22, 2025 at 8:35 PM
. . . . i miss lizzie.
. . . . . . alright. i'll see you in a gutter somewhere.
I mean maybe idk
i was raised in a suburb, yeah. and -- and i'm done here. you're too far gone. it'll be your funeral when one of your kids gets their hands on it.
i'm certain the frog creature would loveeee to have some cocaine. you -- you gonna give em cocaine, miami?
i'm certain the frog creature would loveeee to have some cocaine. you -- you gonna give em cocaine, miami?
September 22, 2025 at 8:12 PM
. . . . . . alright. i'll see you in a gutter somewhere.
i was raised in a suburb, yeah. and -- and i'm done here. you're too far gone. it'll be your funeral when one of your kids gets their hands on it.
i'm certain the frog creature would loveeee to have some cocaine. you -- you gonna give em cocaine, miami?
i'm certain the frog creature would loveeee to have some cocaine. you -- you gonna give em cocaine, miami?
Dunno what fantasy world you live in, but in the real world that's not how it works. Sure, I leave.
And then what. You think the problems fixed? You think everyones gonna quit and be better and not hunt those next fixes down like rabid animals and then die?
And then what. You think the problems fixed? You think everyones gonna quit and be better and not hunt those next fixes down like rabid animals and then die?
drugs in general are so fucked up and you're doing a really -- r -- really bad thing. but i know this is not clicking with you so i'm not going to waste my breath.
i am sick and tired of seeing drugged up mortys and the ricks cooking in the basement are just as bad as you.
i am sick and tired of seeing drugged up mortys and the ricks cooking in the basement are just as bad as you.
September 22, 2025 at 8:10 PM
i was raised in a suburb, yeah. and -- and i'm done here. you're too far gone. it'll be your funeral when one of your kids gets their hands on it.
i'm certain the frog creature would loveeee to have some cocaine. you -- you gonna give em cocaine, miami?
i'm certain the frog creature would loveeee to have some cocaine. you -- you gonna give em cocaine, miami?
【 BANDWAGONS 🧪✨ 】
September 22, 2025 at 8:06 PM
【 BANDWAGONS 🧪✨ 】
【 GUIDELINES 🧪✨ 】
September 22, 2025 at 8:06 PM
【 GUIDELINES 🧪✨ 】
【 INFORMATION 🧪✨ 】
September 22, 2025 at 8:04 PM
【 INFORMATION 🧪✨ 】
drugs in general are so fucked up and you're doing a really -- r -- really bad thing. but i know this is not clicking with you so i'm not going to waste my breath.
i am sick and tired of seeing drugged up mortys and the ricks cooking in the basement are just as bad as you.
i am sick and tired of seeing drugged up mortys and the ricks cooking in the basement are just as bad as you.
au contraire— I'm providing solutions, no matter how temporary, for a problem bigger than both of us.
You think I can just show up and convince people to buy this shit? They were already doing it, and back when I was in their place, there were 𝘧𝘢𝘳 more bodies riddling these streets because as
You think I can just show up and convince people to buy this shit? They were already doing it, and back when I was in their place, there were 𝘧𝘢𝘳 more bodies riddling these streets because as
what the fuck is wrong with you. you're -- you're actively hurting the mortys in the citadel. you're making everything worse.
September 22, 2025 at 8:03 PM
drugs in general are so fucked up and you're doing a really -- r -- really bad thing. but i know this is not clicking with you so i'm not going to waste my breath.
i am sick and tired of seeing drugged up mortys and the ricks cooking in the basement are just as bad as you.
i am sick and tired of seeing drugged up mortys and the ricks cooking in the basement are just as bad as you.
mary 🔔
i need to set up my morty account, but i am too lazy to make a document about morty. my morty is canon divergent from the canon c137 and has grown into his own lore as i've started to write him. he is definitely not like canon morty.
i need to set up my morty account, but i am too lazy to make a document about morty. my morty is canon divergent from the canon c137 and has grown into his own lore as i've started to write him. he is definitely not like canon morty.
September 22, 2025 at 7:54 PM
mary 🔔
i need to set up my morty account, but i am too lazy to make a document about morty. my morty is canon divergent from the canon c137 and has grown into his own lore as i've started to write him. he is definitely not like canon morty.
i need to set up my morty account, but i am too lazy to make a document about morty. my morty is canon divergent from the canon c137 and has grown into his own lore as i've started to write him. he is definitely not like canon morty.
⺌ 𝑵𝑶𝑩𝑶𝑫𝒀⠀exists⠀on⠀✨⠀ᴘᴜʀᴘᴏsᴇ⠀&
⠀ nobody⠀𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘴 *̲ ⠀anywhere ⺌
⠀ nobody⠀𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘴 *̲ ⠀anywhere ⺌
September 22, 2025 at 7:49 PM
⺌ 𝑵𝑶𝑩𝑶𝑫𝒀⠀exists⠀on⠀✨⠀ᴘᴜʀᴘᴏsᴇ⠀&
⠀ nobody⠀𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘴 *̲ ⠀anywhere ⺌
⠀ nobody⠀𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘴 *̲ ⠀anywhere ⺌
i said don't worry about it.
C137.
don't worry about it.
September 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
i said don't worry about it.
don't worry about it.
the fuck does that mean.
yeah. you can do that yourself?
September 22, 2025 at 7:40 PM
don't worry about it.
yeah. you can do that yourself?
don’t embarrass me.
you can count on me . . .
September 22, 2025 at 7:36 PM
yeah. you can do that yourself?
what the fuck is wrong with you. you're -- you're actively hurting the mortys in the citadel. you're making everything worse.
Aht, aht, my dear dumbass. I don't control that. Losing customers does nothing for me
you made like five mortys overdose yesterday.
September 22, 2025 at 7:35 PM
what the fuck is wrong with you. you're -- you're actively hurting the mortys in the citadel. you're making everything worse.
you made like five mortys overdose yesterday.
That doesnt make you 'from here' idiot
i am the second lady. sit your ass down.
September 22, 2025 at 7:30 PM
you made like five mortys overdose yesterday.
you can count on me . . .
… ( 😳 )
okay.
okay.
sit the fuck down and let me handle it.
September 22, 2025 at 7:27 PM
you can count on me . . .
i am the second lady. sit your ass down.
dude neither are you
oh you think you're so cute huh. you -- you aren't even from here. get lost.
September 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM
i am the second lady. sit your ass down.
we're all fucked in the head but I can tell the DARE program just never clicked with you.
Name one person who doenst have at least one of those I'll wait
all you have in you are lethal amounts of drugs and mental issues.
September 22, 2025 at 6:54 PM
we're all fucked in the head but I can tell the DARE program just never clicked with you.
all you have in you are lethal amounts of drugs and mental issues.
Got that dawg in me you right about that
IF I'M DOROTHY YOU ARE THE DOG.
September 22, 2025 at 6:52 PM
all you have in you are lethal amounts of drugs and mental issues.
sit the fuck down and let me handle it.
C137 you were doing so well. pussy ass behavior for backing down.
September 22, 2025 at 6:51 PM
sit the fuck down and let me handle it.