If it's my birthday I should be allowed to bring my dog in with me anywhere I go like stores, restaurants, my dentist, whatever

Sitting in the car saying "I think I’m going to cry” out loud and then right at that moment the car butt seat warmer came on like the car just knew

Reading a contemporary memoir by a woman:
"Thank you to... (interminable list of smart women who have helped along the way)"

Reading a contemporary memoir by a man:
"Thank you to my dog and my agent"

Everyone’s moving back to Montreal, or maybe a more accurate way to say this is: “2012 is moving back to Montreal”