anthony kapfer
@anthonykapfer.bsky.social
i make music. i tell jokes. i wrote a book. i’ve been on nbc, pbs, fox, hulu, amazon
401k? more like 401 not ok
April 4, 2025 at 7:05 PM
401k? more like 401 not ok
those penguins had it too good for too long
April 4, 2025 at 2:57 AM
those penguins had it too good for too long
the stock market is crashing harder than a spacex rocket
April 4, 2025 at 2:57 AM
the stock market is crashing harder than a spacex rocket
pete hegseth texted me and told me who let the dogs out
March 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
pete hegseth texted me and told me who let the dogs out
pete hegseth texted me and told me how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop
March 25, 2025 at 7:46 AM
pete hegseth texted me and told me how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop
pete hegseth just texted brad pitt and told him what was in the box
March 25, 2025 at 5:13 AM
pete hegseth just texted brad pitt and told him what was in the box
happy pi day to all who celebrate
March 14, 2025 at 10:25 PM
happy pi day to all who celebrate
you ever think about how we’re all just farting in outer space?
March 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
you ever think about how we’re all just farting in outer space?
my wife is a hypochondriac and she has a birthday coming up. what do you get the woman who thinks she has everything??
March 12, 2025 at 4:58 AM
my wife is a hypochondriac and she has a birthday coming up. what do you get the woman who thinks she has everything??
tesla stock is crashing faster than a space x rocket
March 12, 2025 at 12:47 AM
tesla stock is crashing faster than a space x rocket
i’m pretty sure the pentagram guy is my dad
March 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
i’m pretty sure the pentagram guy is my dad
the state of the union address was bad. the worst part was when adrien brody got up there and gave a speech
March 5, 2025 at 5:09 AM
the state of the union address was bad. the worst part was when adrien brody got up there and gave a speech
tonight democrats wore pink in protest. tomorrow is silly hat day
March 5, 2025 at 3:52 AM
tonight democrats wore pink in protest. tomorrow is silly hat day
democratic politicians are doing absolutely nothing to get us out of this fascist regime but at least some of them wore pink today. that’ll show them
March 5, 2025 at 3:29 AM
democratic politicians are doing absolutely nothing to get us out of this fascist regime but at least some of them wore pink today. that’ll show them
some say adrien brody is still out there giving a speech
March 3, 2025 at 5:06 AM
some say adrien brody is still out there giving a speech
i’m surprised jay leno didn’t do an oscars pre show and give away all the awards before conan showed up
March 3, 2025 at 3:38 AM
i’m surprised jay leno didn’t do an oscars pre show and give away all the awards before conan showed up
republicans play wolfenstein and let the computer win
March 3, 2025 at 1:23 AM
republicans play wolfenstein and let the computer win
america is in its oregon trail era (everyone is gonna get measles and tuberculosis)
February 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM
america is in its oregon trail era (everyone is gonna get measles and tuberculosis)
someone in canada bought my band’s record online for $25 (shipping included). i just shipped it today and it cost me $26
February 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
someone in canada bought my band’s record online for $25 (shipping included). i just shipped it today and it cost me $26
a kiss cover band called bad kiss
February 19, 2025 at 5:01 AM
a kiss cover band called bad kiss
things are so bad, i can’t even listen to the band the presidents of the united states of america anymore
February 17, 2025 at 6:21 PM
things are so bad, i can’t even listen to the band the presidents of the united states of america anymore
the nirvana/post malone snl performance sucked
February 16, 2025 at 5:41 AM
the nirvana/post malone snl performance sucked
living in los angeles in 2025: you can choose between the city is on fire or it rains all the time
February 14, 2025 at 2:40 AM
living in los angeles in 2025: you can choose between the city is on fire or it rains all the time
gulf of mexico (taylor’s version)
February 13, 2025 at 1:34 AM
gulf of mexico (taylor’s version)
a better than ezra cover band called worse than ezra
February 8, 2025 at 10:16 PM
a better than ezra cover band called worse than ezra